2024 Friday Events fixed

It’s feeding time at the Zoo! Your friendly Zookeepers have whipped up pancakes and bacon for all you WILD burners. (While supplies last!) Fuel up, take a seat in our safari chairs, and listen to some light music while chatting about your adventures on the playa with a fellow burner. Come for the bacon, stay for the camaraderie—it’s a zoo in here!

Plate, Utensils, your best animal impression

Just because you’re an introvert, awkward, or shy, it doesn’t mean you don’t want to be social. Maybe you just need a different environment than your typical cocktail party, and perhaps a little assistance. Please join us for an (admittedly counterintuitive, yet strangely popular) meetup for introverts and the socially awkward. Participate as much or as little as you like – no icebreaker games or putting anyone on the spot. We’ve got some tools to make some of the implicit social “rules” explicit to help you out if you have trouble with that sort of thing.

Remember when you used to roll out of bed on Saturday morning, pour a bowl of sugary cereal, & flop down in front of the tv in your pajamas to watch cartoons? Re-visit those carefree weekend days with us! We’ll be showing cartoons, and we’ll have treats & libations influenced by your favorite cereals (alcohol available, but booze-free cereal is also an option). Just bring yourself, your pjs, and whatever helps you get that sweet crunchy goodness into your mouth!

Bring whatever implements will assist you in consuming cereal (cup, bowl, spoon, etc), your ID if you want your cereal boozy – your favorite pjs are optional!

Come enjoy an Irish Coffee with a Wish, served up by your favorite Genie! *Prepared to order and with or without alcohol.

A cup and ID

Start your morning mindfully with this gentle all levels vinyasa flow! We will move through a guided sequence and finish with some energizing breathwork exercises. Please bring a mat if you have one.

Yoga mat

Come down the donut hole with us! Donuts, donut holes and hot cider (optional bourbon for 21+)

BYO Cup

Is this your first time at a burn? Or at Fort Royale Farm? Blast off with “Have a Stellar Burn”, your cosmic guide to understanding the culture and atmosphere at these special events. Learn about the 10(+1) Principles and how to navigate the galaxy of experiences that await. Designed for first-time explorers, this session will launch you into the orbit of otherworldly experiences. But you won’t be voyaging alone—seasoned burners are encouraged to attend this event to greet you, offer their stellar advice, and share tips from their cosmic adventures. Optional tour to follow!

Curiosity!

For newer and experienced kinsters alike! Come meet some fellow degenerate burners for an open discussion. Have a weird question you’ve been dying to ask someone? Want to hear some new perspectives? Want to share your experiences to help others in their journey? Just curious and want to sit and listen? Sure, why not!

Bring an open mind and leave your shame at the door

Come on over and have some espresso and cold brew with some tip top babes over at the not creepy blue van!

A cup, and some sass

Come to Blue Intensity and sit with the Mom or Dad you wished you had and get what you need from them. Moms and Dads will just sit and listen to you, offer you advice if you want, or just give you the love and attention perhaps you never received. All of you is welcome in this magical space.

An open heart and mind, and thoughts of what you might want from a parent

Green Your Burn camp will be collecting your recyclables this year! Drop off your EMPTY aluminum cans (please do not crush cans), food scraps for composting (can collect in paper bags), empty propane canisters, and vapes and e-cigs. Green Your Burn will be collecting materials F, Sa, Su 12 – 4 pm. Cans will be redeemed and/or bulk recycled in NY and proceeds will be donated back to 2025 Constellation art grants.

Recyclable materials for drop off: EMPTY uncrushed aluminum cans, food
scraps, empty 1 lb propane canisters, vapes/e-cigs

By sprig and branch, by leaf and horn, Spoopyisle’s the place where cryptids are born! Come fashion a forest cryptid with us from readily available woodland litter at noon on Friday. Our crafted creations will then be placed in strategically spoopy locations throughout the burn, shifting positions periodically to enthrall and delight passersby. But no one lives forever, and these creatures were made to burn, so they’ll rightly join the flame on the burn field come the weekend. Lashing twine will be provided. Hot cider to be served, burners bring their cups. All ages welcome!

Cup

Hey there, do you love to flow with silk fans? Or have you seen them out and about and are super flow-curious? We have you covered – come to Cenosilicaphobia for our all-levels silk fan workshop! We will be skill-sharing a solid silk fan foundation, and demonstrating some more advanced modifications for those who already have some experience. Come get your dance and flow on! Bring your silk fans if you have them, but no sweat if you don’t – we’ll have some pairs to lend out for you to learn with.

Legend tells of the elusive Ningyo, a spirit known to impart eternal youth upon those fortunate enough to taste it. By chance, I recently encountered an immortal nun who once accidentally ate a Ningyo. When she heard of this constellation of free spirited individuals, she shared with me her knowledge of a hidden spring teeming with Ningyo who wished to impart their benediction upon the worthy…

If you are of open mind and spirit, seek out the wandering cart of the spirit Chochin Obake to receive the Ningyo’s nourishing blessing. May it grant you eternal life during this most sacred weekend.

Bring a bowl, and an appetite for transcendance.

This is an open 12 step meeting designed to be accessible to all programs.The only criteria for attendance is a desire to stop addictive behavior.12 step is first and foremost anonymous, therefore things discussed in the meeting may not be discussed outside the meeting with anyone who was not present.
This 12 step is not associated with any religion, creed, dogma, or organization and exists to offer a spiritual solution to recovery to those who seek it.

Yourself, just for today!

Band ‘ten-HUT!
This place needs a Marching Band and Barrel Of Fun is damn well gonna give it to us!
Come out for Band Camp at BoF, Friday and Sat at 1pm. (then performance report at 7 on sat)
We’ll practice some old favorites and prepare to parade to the Burn, stopping at theme camps along the way for some PB&J (park, bark, and JAM).
Dont know your left from your right? NO PROBLEM!!! (this aint drum corps)
“Uniforms” will be provided (if you know us, you can probably guess). All are welcome! winds and percussion are encouraged!!!

A can-do attitude and ideally some sort of instrument.

Love craft beers, but can never quite find the perfect opportunity to open those cellar gems? Bring them to the snob share! Add your beers to the group share on the bar, and be sure to show up with a cup to try tastings of whatever else we’ve popped open or had gifted. Only rules are 1) to take sample pours, not full cans/bottles 2) to please not bring any “big chain” beers (if it fills cups during beer pong, it shouldn’t bless our sacred share :D). You DON’T need to bring a beer to participate – all snobs are equally welcome (and it wouldn’t be gifting if we had to get something in return!)

Getting divorced and have a dispute about who gets the foot massager? In need of child support and your ex won’t deliver? Cousin steal your catalytic converter… AGAIN? Then do WE have the place for YOU. Stop by the Family Court and we’ll deliver the justice YOU DESERVE! If you don’t have any drama and feel like being messy, drama will be provided for you.

Piping hot goss, vengeance, & your jury duty notice- obviously

Is your playa ensemble missing that final piece of flair or finishing touch? Not sure what to rock at our righteous Tutu Dance Party on Friday? We have the perfect add!

Come to Camp Field Trippin’ and get your craft on! Want to flaunt your newly fashioned attire on the dance floor? Head over at 8:30pm Friday and show ‘em what you’re working with!

Elastic, tulle, ribbon and assorted fabrics provided – first come, first serve. BYOT welcome!

Anything to make your tutu uniquely yours!

Volunteering for Sanctuary? Interested? Please join our training at Sanctuary! We will be discussing radios, our manual/handbook, emergency situations, and how to help ourselves and others have a chill, good-vibin’ time & Burn =) If you are volunteering, then THANK YOU!!! YOU’RE AMAZING!!! WE ADORE YOU!! And joining 1 of these two remaining trainings is mandatory if you did not attend Thursday 6pm. Much love*~

Yourself! Something to sit on, to take notes with if you would like, hydration, a cup, warm clothing, snacks as needed, a place to put the swag we will give you, a buddy, a pal, a guy (get it?), happy vibes, and a fun joke. (I will ask for your joke!)

Be a part of the discussion about how we can advocate for a more inclusive world. By speaking up against discrimination when those you love are doing it helps change the world.

This is not part of the RIDDE program.

An open mind

Fold something Naughty, Fold something Nice, Fold it wrong, or fold it right. All of that can be done on the playa tonight.
Lets just let me say It’s time 4 some Origami I’ll show you the way .
Learn to fold some interesting origami

handy hand and such

Come impress the mysterious dutchmen of the Trick VAN Winkle with your weird human talent. Take the stage – if you are convincingly weird you will receive a transcendental potion from our magic Van in return. Non-alcoholic / kid-friendly options will be available during this afternoon session that is intended for all ages.

your own potion cup + a weird human trick or talent to showcase

Come get a sweet, juicy mouthful of fall with Dreadful’s baked apples and toppings bar! Now with 50% more worms! Remember kids, an apple a day keeps the demons at bay.

a vessel for worm food

Bring anything you consider an instrument to BoF and participate in some spontaneous, directionless, and sometimes atonal, communal music making.
The galaxy’s most “called barrel of fun” Noise Camp brings the phonics once again for what is sure to be, according to inside sources, one of the musical events of the weekend.
All talent levels welcome!
3:02pm daily (yay delaware)

Something that makes noise.

Prepare your palate for an unforgivable journey through the world of wine, where vulgarity meets eccentricity in a tasting experience like no other! Join us for “The Great Grape Gamble”, an evening dedicated to celebrating the lows and lowers of the wine world. Forget your usual fancy tasting notes—this time, we’re diving headfirst into the most questionable wines ever bottled!

We’re running from 3 until 6 or until the wine is all spat out!

Camp Mug or Drinking Vessel

Whether you have kids, it’s your guilty pleasure, or you’re open and honest about your Disney obsession, boy do we have the event for you. Camp Zoo continues our tradition by bringing you a Disney themed singalong event (that you definitely know the words to, Kyle, stop lying to your girlfriend), so get ready to belt your lungs out. Can’t wait to be king? Hakuna Matata, neither can we, let’s sing.

Falafel – chickpeas, fava beans, parsley, garlic, onion, cumin, coriander, cinnamon.
Lavash – wheat flour, yeast, milk, honey.
Chipati – wheat flour, water, olive oil, salt.
Tzaziki – yogurt, cucumber, lemon, dill, olive oil.
Tahini – sesame seed, lemon, garlic, cumin, olive oil.
Salad – tomato, cucumber, red onion, white wine vinegar, olive oil.

Do you, too, suffer from Cenosilicaphobia— fear of an empty glass? Bring your lonely mug by and we’ll put your fears to rest. We’re serving up a number of house-made kegged beers, two radlers (lemonade mixed with beer? Whaaat? Trust us, those Germans know how to drink!) and a couple brand spankin’ new ciders (Basic B!tch and Peachy Keen!) Not to mention a secret bottle spread of all our favorite meads. All of our offerings were brewed by on-site camp members, with love, for YOU. So come fill your empty glass with us! (We have a nonalcoholic seltzer bar w syrups too!

All experience levels. Come trade your rope skills with fellow rope enthusiasts. Tops and bottoms are both welcomed. We’ll help facilitate a little beginner circle for those that are brand new. Mostly floor rope based but a suspension rig will be available.

Rope if you have your own. Some rope will be available to share. Something comfy to sit on is probably a good idea.

Walk in hours at the salon are open from 4:00pm – 7:00pm! Come let us add sparkle to your hair while you share your secrets with your hair stylist! We’ll pour you a drink and add (easily removable) hair tinsel extensions to your hair while you pick a truth or drink card. Answer, don’t answer. Drink, don’t drink. This is your time to let your hair shine!

Ginger and Strange got hitched a few weeks ago! Please join us for a celebration that will include the Incoherent Best Man’s Toast Competition, the Superstitious and Slightly Creepy Backwards Tosses of Random Objects, the Cake Face-Smash Revenge, the Obnoxious Drunk Cousins’ Pound-Off, and more. As an honorary member of their post-wedding party, you are encouraged (but not at all required) to don your favorite fancy/fun/funny/funky blue finery!

Very Important Burners Power Lounge hosts the return of the infamous Gold Bikini Happy Hour. Dance away the golden hour to booty shaking beats. Wear gold, get champagne cocktails. No gold? No problem! We’ll provide the gilding. Seduce and Destroy as only a VIB can.

A cup and something gold!

Feeling a bit devilish or downright devious? So is our chef, Boones Farm Betty! With a flair for the tacky and a taste for the delectable, she’s ready to take your taste buds on a wild ride. Sip on a spicy margarita while you explore our deviled egg bar, and let your inner culinary artist run wild with all the fixings. It’s egg-citing, it’s egg-stravagant, and it’s egg-actly what you need!

A cup for margarita’s! Burnable plates will be provided.

Join us for manual play and enjoy a unique sensory experience. Take a blind/eyes closed feel of “What’s in the bag?” Up to 25 different tactile sensations! There are also many different kinds of sensory toys to explore. Find your favorite. Come, chill with us and enjoy. There may be a few things to share. And ASMR!

Yourself, your burnmates and your curiosity

Are you a T-Rex? A cowhand riding a chicken? A human being abducted by an alien? Come join the Inflatables Parade! We’ll float around the playa spreading airy amusement and inflated joy.

Your inflatable costume

Get ready to shine at our Sphere Spectacular Happy Hour at Balls Camp! Embrace the magic as we celebrate everything round with dazzling disco balls and ball gowns. Enjoy a playful mix of spherical-themed drinks, beats that’ll make you groove, and a space filled with reflective wonders. Dress in your finest burner attire and join us for a night of endless circular joy.

Bring your cup and a booty to shake

Reflect with us and join in this unique take on a Jewish New Year ritual of “casting away sins” as we consciously let go of that which no longer serves us. Once these are individually written on slips of paper, we will submerge them in water and watch the ink cathartically wash away. While this is meant to be observant of the high holidays, it is open to Jews and non-Jews alike. An accessible and inclusive guided meditation will center the experience for all.

Thoughtfulness and Contemplation

Hey fellow Burners! 🍕✨

Join us for some cheesy goodness at Pizza Slut this Friday from 5:30-6:30 PM at Camp Field Tripping! Come grab a slice, hang out, and enjoy some good vibes before diving back into the magic of the Constellation Burn.

Don’t miss out! See you there! 🍕🔥

Plates

Spice up your life with a bowl of *Mung Dal Delight*!
We’re simmering a big pot of this flavorful, slightly spicy Indian lentil soup —Manny’s absolute favorite! It’s healthy, satisfying, and just enough to warm you up – no food comas here, we promise.
Let’s spice things up in honor of our beloved friend who would have definitely appreciated a bowl or two!

Bowl or cup

Come and cleanse your soul by freeing yourself of one confession, and let our mixology vicars choose the perfect cocktail to absolve you. When the gong rings, church is in session.

Bring your own cup, as well as your juiciest confession.

We’ve got drinks (because, duh), DJs spinning beats so hot they’ll make your hot flashes jealous, and, well, maybe a few awkward conversations about what it’s like to ditch the cycle once and for all. Find us at Camp Eventually—yes, it’s a long trek, but think of it as your final “labor!” Why make the trip? Well, we have drinks, a DJ, and the kind of vibe you can only describe as “eggstra” special. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry (but not from hormones, we promise), and you’ll wonder why you came… but hey, you’ll be there, so it’s worth it. Right? Hey, we might even burn some tampons!

Cup, Tissues for the “goodbye ovaries” speeches, Helicopter

Crazy hats required. Musical instruments appreciated. A roaming band of miscreants will assault you with a birthday party. Consensually of course. We have stickers if you can find us. Or we’ll find you.

Crazy hats and musical instruments

The whispers there becoming louder . As the wind calls between the trees. They say fallow the glowing mushrooms they say. A portal has open between the trees . To let those into the world of the unseen.
Friday night the revel of the fae shall begin as the lady of the sky begins to rest (6/7pm at camp Grimskulls).
Enter the world of the unseen to a shindig in the trees .
Costumes are encouraged but not needed . Come grab a drink,sit down for some hookah and role- play with some fae leave with a trinket or two.

Empty Cup, costuming in encouraged

Calling all floozies, tramps, and jezebels! Wear your skankiest outfit, bring your bawdiest behavior, and stop by to have a drink from our select menu of cocktails.

cup

Dadcore is still in season for one last night. We’re putting comfort, usefulness, and a certain understated charm ahead of elegant, fitted styles for an end of summer jam.

Join us for beats provided by hellagentle and libations to send off the summer of 2024

“[FirePony Rangers] help create a space in which the principles of our community can be realized… We offer support and assistance, we help people solve their own problems…” – FirePony Ranger Manual

Want to learn more about Rangering? Come join us for Ranger Training, and if it resonates with you, we’ll be happy to have you take a Dirt Ranger shift.

This training is MANDATORY for anyone signed up for a Ranger shift of4 hours or more that has not already taken the training online.

Ever had a goblin truffle? They look, smell and taste exactly like deep fried oreos covered in powdered sugar. Several types of Oreos and whatever else we can find to deep fry in funnel cake batter. We’ll have toppings to drizzle those truffles with and some teas or punches to wash them down. We’ll fry ’em til we run out. We’re hoping to have a gluten free version by October as well, but no promises.

Plate, cup and a huge sweet tooth

Here amongst the bubbly, flame-lit ambiance of ultimate spoop, DC, PGH, and Bmore unite to move our burn to the delectable sounds of goth, industrial, dark/cold/new-wave – and for each of our guilty pleasures – splashes of one-off genre surprises sprinkled in! Whilst there, why not taste of our freshly fried, crispy-on-the-outside, feather-light, sinfully delicious beignets smothered in confectioner’s sugar? Mother says they’re absolutely to dieee for, dahling, and who wants to disappoint mother? This is one Goth Night Out you don’t want to miss! Come, don’t be afraid of our love. 🖤

Come as you are

Sing songs, tell jokes, share your weirdest burner stories around the circle at Ceno’s fire pit! Bring instruments to play yourself or support others, but keep it acoustic. Folk songs and sea shanties are great, but you can also do your favorite karaoke song! Practice your stories and shaggy dog jokes, try to keep them in the 3-5 minute range to keep the circle moving.

INCOMING TRANSMISSION

Greetings, Residents of The Known Universe,

The GLOW Babes extend an official summons to attend a celestial cocktail hour at our Apothecary HQ. Our dedicated researchers of the GLOW phenomenon are excited to orchestrate an evening of community connection with the ancient art of mixology as a part of the ongoing initiative of the GHO and Laniakea Research Consortium. This event supports the management of GLOW levels, featuring complimentary GLOW screenings before entry. Savor handcrafted cocktails, served by our cosmic crew.

END OF TRANSMISSION

Galactic attire encouraged or as fantastical as your form desires
Drink vessels provided by crew
**Alcohol-free drink options available

Come on down, hop into a hammock and be ready for things to get scary! Bring a blanket, some friends, maybe some snacks.
Do you have a scary story you want to tell? You can!!

Come by Easy Bake Coven. We will have a pot of vegan broth going and awaiting people’s vegan indregients to add to make a collective soup. Please come by have a sip of the broth and little chat as well. Will be keeping the this vegan, can’t promise other dietary restrictions unfortunately.

A vegan ingredient and a collaborative attitude

Come join the class clowns of Camp Field Trippin’ on our heated dance floor! Show off your new creation from our Too Cool For Tulle workshop or don your own tried and true tutu. Some of our favorite DJs will be dropping sick beats all night so come prepared to shake your rrrump and show us what you’re workin’ with!

Tutus and your sick dance moves!

Come stop by the Camp Du Jour/Dirt Go Brrr collective and spin fire with us while our DJs rock the dance floor! Full fuel dump setup provided, with deputies that will walk through the process. Fuel donations welcome.

Fire props, fire safe clothing, non-diminished motor function, possibly fuel

This is a monitored play party similar to what you’d expect back in default world. Bring a partner and your toys, or come alone and find someone to use ours with. Just don’t be a creep or aggressive about it, we’ll be keeping an eye out for that. Anything goes in this space except full on sex. Go get a tent for that ya dirty hippie! We’ll have an aftercare are for cuddles and the entire dungeon is heated.

A partner? Toys? A sober enough mind capable of accepting “no”.

Time to drain the formaldehyde from your veins and pump them full of our otherworldly cocktails and mocktails. Our dark beats will reanimate your body or you can rest your bones by the fire. While you’re here, chisel out your own epitaph and select your final resting place in our Dreadful Graveyard. Dead and undead welcome!

Absolutely no phantoms. We mean it… Or else!!!

Novelty skull goblets (or a cup)

Let the ReRun, Master of Bad Coincidences, regale you with his tales of woe, pain, and trauma, joyfully viewed from the present. In between his trauma, take back control your own stories of bad coincidences by sharing them in a welcoming and safe space, where in retrospect, we can laugh about the ridiculous parts and find happiness that we came out on the other side a little bit stronger, and a lotta bit grateful that we’re still here!

Come spin with us at o’dark 30ish till we are exhausted. We will spin after the burns not during.

Your sober self and fire props

Hot tea, fire pit, and live music late into the night on Friday and Saturday evenings! Sunday evening YMMV.

Come impress the mysterious dutchmen of the Trick VAN Winkle with your weird human talent. Take the stage – if you are convincingly weird you will receive a transcendental potion from our magic Van in return. Our DJs will be playing otherworldly tunes from the realms of House, Disco, Techno & Elektro. During this late-night session, drinks will flow until we run out for the day, but the music will keep going – so come early and dance away into the night!

your own potion cup + a weird human trick or talent to showcase

Back in my day not only did I walk 15 miles uphill both ways to school but I did so pondering the in-and-outs, and up-and-downs of the burgeoning new hot topic: SEX. While teachers had us clothing bananas in latex, the real explosion of cold hard knowledge came (sometimes without warning) after school from friends. Cum to Camp Field Tripping for an after school party where the lessons are anecdotal and the tests are only graded with B’s and J’s. Everyone wins!

Shot glasses will be provided. BYO Cup for cocktails.

Do bawdy, tawdry and the-tad-risque “whet” your whistle? How about an on-body fire dancer? How about acts so good, you’ll have an out of body experience? … Don’t miss the Burlesque Show at LoveLab! Come one, come all, … but really, try to all come at once! Show starts at 10:30pm. Also, BarLab is whipping up some vanilla chai rum, peach tea concoctions to “wet” your appetite!

Following Fetch’s Last Back Yard Party of Summer, join us for smash burgers. It’s the last cookout of summer!