Friday Events

Pittsburgh Trash Mermaid presents coffee and tea services with dark and chill soundtrack. Start your day the most pleasant way.

Cups, thirst

Lounge as our baristas serve up cold brew, pour overs, tea and more to start your day off right.

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Its 4:20 somewhere? !!!Je suis LePrix, et j'aime mon 420 comme mon 69, souvent et n'importe où!!!. Let's do that but add bacon. When? FK if I know, sometime before noon I'd wager?

Pancakes and mimosas, made just for you by our array of Flakey chefs. Ask for a heaping serving of flakes with your pancakes! Vegan options for pancakes will be available. ID required for mimosas.

Plates, cups, and an appetite

Just because you're an introvert, awkward, or shy, it doesn't mean you don't want to be social. Maybe you just need a different environment than your typical cocktail party, and perhaps a little assistance. Following from a post-Constellation Facebook thread, we're offering an (admittedly counterintuitive) meetup for introverts and the socially awkward. Participate as much or as little as you like - no icebreaker games or putting anyone on the spot. We've got some tools to make some of the implicit social "rules" explicit to help you out if you have trouble with that sort of thing.

Are you less-than sure about what poison-ivy looks like? Are you totally sure, but want to geek-out about random plants? Are you anywhere in between, but would enjoy an exploratory stroll around this new-to-some location? We will be meeting at Pyramid People, hanging for about 10 minutes while people arrive, and then heading out in a random direction. Alison will probably not be able to restrain herself from IDing whatever she sees, either from vague memory, or utilizing iNaturalist to "cheat" aka learn a new plant.

Closed-toed shoes are probably a good idea but that doesn't mean I'll be wearing them.

Stop by and put together your own custom trail mix blend. Do you like to lick sweet or salty from your fingertips? Either way, we've got you! Like nuts in your mouth? We've got you! Don't like nuts? There's no snack shaming here! Feeling fruity, spicy...or BOTH? We've got you! We will provide an assortment of items to choose from and we want you to eat our fucking snacks. *available as a self-serve station daily, while supplies last* (inspo credit: Rev. JackAssHolio, LoveBurn 2022)

peckishness

The usual place, the usual time is listed. See you there.

A primer on regional burning practices and culture meant to be helpful to new and seasoned burners .

Preparation and community building are vital parts of what make burning possible. We will discuss the 11 principles of burning and why all burners are part of creating the culture and community of regional burns.

Attendees can expect first a discussion followed by a tour of several theme camps as well as gain a general understanding of where the different neighborhoods are and what they have to offer.

We should expect this event to last for about an hour.

What better way to wake up your energy for the day than dancing to a fun groove? Come dance with us over at Camp Lazer! Carla will be teaching some classic hip hop moves and choreography in the end for you to express your vibe through.

Water for hydration and maybe a towel, it'll be a workout

Come on over to Ponder's Den Friday and Sunday and join our poker game! Each new player receives 20 stickers to bet in our games, with special prizes for winning a hand against Ponder himself!

Friday: NOON til dark o clock
Sunday: NOON til dark o clock.
Come on over!

You may bring extra stickers to gamble with.
Smoking and drinking is permitted in camp.

Curious about kink? Or an experienced kinkster who wants to share tales? Join like minded folks for conversation and kinky coloring pages!

Like that friend who quit their job to "find themself", Radish karaoke isn't homeless - we're just couch surfing! This time around our gracious host camp is Cenosilicaphobia, where your fear of an empty glass and your fear of singing in front of your friends might have the same solution. Whether you're a professional-amateur opera singer, or you're nervous to even hum in the shower, you're welcome to step up to the mic. You're also welcome NOT to - at karaoke, cheering everyone else counts as Participation. Either way, our rotating lineup of KJs want to see and hear you at Radish Karaoke.

Come celebrate what makes YOU unique through self-portraits. Whether it’s a word, a symbol, or your name, let your creativity shine! There will be markers, colored pencils, paint, paper, and reflective paper.

Me, Myself, and I

Come to a hour of singing circle songs—short repeating songs that can be more easily picked up on than traditional verse refrain verse songs. Friday at 1pm we will practice LoveLab love songs for the wedding, Saturday at 1pm will be fiery chants for Effigy. Sunday at 3pm will be shadow songs, songs that allow us to collectively grieve in sustainable ways for Temple, to be sung after the silence is broken. We will practice at the Matriarchs, and 30 min. before each ritual at the wedding venue/burn field. If you weren’t able to make choir and want to sing, come early to rituals and listen in.

notebook to write down lyrics, vocal recorder or app to record melody, water

Learn some handy, basic bondage to spice up your burn and your life! We have some rope to share for the sake of learning, but supplies are limited. Bring a partner to tie if you can, or just tie yourself!

Stingray and Good Boy collab to bring you a moment of peace during your burn. Join them for an all levels vinyasa flow followed by a sound bath. We’ll breathe, stretch, and integrate our bodies into the immediacy of the mountain. We'll experience mindful movement, then lay down and introduce soothing sounds with the healing vibrations of crystal singing bowls. You’ll feel yourself melt into the Earth as each vibration touches every cell in your body, relaxing your nervous system and brain waves into a deep, meditative state. Properly cleanse yourself in preparation for the party ahead!

Yoga Mat, blanket/towel

Slurp Coven-brewed kombucha and explore the 7 steps of intimacy through inspired bonding games. Come with a partner, new friend, or solo. PG-13. INTO ME SEE.

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Have a problem? Issue? Complication? Dilemma? Dispute? Issue? Well then head to Upper Dutch Blumpkin and we will give you the "best" advice we can come up with without actually listening. We have over 20 years of experience with all sort of problem "solving". We are always HELPING.

Join us for a 700-card Magic the Gathering Cube. Draft, Deckbuild and Face off against each other. We have enough space and cards for 8 people. First come, first seated.

Postural Alignment, Iyengar Yoga, and Myofascial Unwinding. Learn Iyengar alignment cues as we plug in for a short practice to find the center of our bodies and ground down into the earth, moving through our fascia, unwinding it, spiraling up through any pain patterns and into ease of movement. Interplay between every day movements using the alignment cues. Build those skills for life—finding aligned rest postures to come home to, no matter how out of wack our bodies may get. Bodily self awareness, with Genevieve from Aware Self Care Therapeutics. Directly after Constellation Choir each day.

Hi! Come learn about what Sanctuary is, the fascinating volunteering details, and how we can all help support each other in our Home Universe of Constellation this year! As always, we could use and would LOVE extra volunteers, especially Shift Leads! Please reach out to Erin Furlong, your FlyingButterfly, or Salem, AKA Teddy, if you are interested in signing up as a Shift Lead, or just have questions! Welcome Home.*~

Intrigue, curiosity, compassion, a mind craving knowledge, and a cup for a beverage

Love craft beers, but can never quite find the perfect opportunity to open those cellar gems? Bring them to the snob share! Add your beers to the group share on the bar, and be sure to show up with a cup to try tastings of whatever else we've popped open or had gifted. Only rules are 1) to take sample pours, not full cans/bottles 2) to please not bring any "big chain" beers (if you've seen it at beer pong, it shouldn't bless our sacred share :D). You don't need to bring a beer to participate - all snobs are equally welcome (and it wouldn't be gifting if we had to get something in return.

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Pittsburgh Trash Mermaid presents: arts and crafts! Friday come make your own duct tape flower. Duct tape fixes anything, even allergies! Saturday basic print making. Learn and show off your print making skills using a Styrofoam plate, a poking device, and your imagination. Impress your friends! Woo your paramour! Create art from trash!

Creativity

Ever see a cool light up costume and want to make your own? This workshop is for you! You'll learn all about both EL (electroluminescent) wire and addressable LEDs including how they work, how to work with them (including soldering!), and how to add them to costumes and accessories. No experience required.

Make friends and bracelets with a celestial theme! Beads and elastic will be provided. Bring your creative energy. All ages welcome.

Creative energy

Come in your wedding finest to the Matriarchal Goddesses during the magic time of day when the light is best, the golden hour! From 3-6pm Friday, we will be there with a lush velvet background, a lounge fit for a goddess, and an array of fanC bits and bobs to adorn yourself with. Please bring any goddae wear you would like to share for the community portraits to the clothing racks and shelving next to our pop up photography studio. We will keep an eye on things to make sure they stay in our Goddess boudoir <3 if you have any goddae wear donations, let us know, and we will pollinate the delux.

come looking ducking fanC!!!

A chill hangout for polyamorous and poly-interested burners! Meet new like-minded friends, enjoy drinks (including fun specialty cocktails), eat snacks, and play our Would U Rather game (spin both wheels, choose what you’d rather do, and possibly write in your own ideas!)

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Immerse yourself in a weekend of catharsis and creation with our Unicorn corn husk effigies. Pour your heart and soul into crafting your personalized fire pony, and find release when it ascends in flames, embodying rebirth and renewal. Going all weekend.

Eco Friendly effigy supplies

Help maintain the status quo de jour, “beatings will continue until morale improves!” Make your own clip-on cat o’ nine with braided polycord in the color of your choice. Completionists will receive a lil extra stellar flare. Don’t forget to ask consent before sharing your creations! (completion time, 10-20 minutes)

Get yourself in a pickle at our pickle tasting, where we will be serving obviously pickles, kimchi, maybe onions?!? Served alongside our finest charcuterie board of Saltines and Butter.
Immediately followed by Bring Your Own Whiskey Picklebacks! If you forgot your whiskey or you're just feeling a little frisky, we’ve got plenty of Malort on hand!
Sober and/or underage? No worries, try our virgin picklebacks… aka pickle juice… or if you’re feeling adventurous we’ve got a mystery sweet pickle treat.

A cup and don't forget the whiskey

Do you, too, suffer from Cenosilicaphobia--- fear of an empty glass? Bring your lonely mug by and we'll put your fears to rest. We're serving up a number of house-made kegged beers, a radler (lemonade mixed with beer? Whaaat? Trust us, those Germans know how to drink!) and a couple brand spankin' new meads (Zingin Tart Cherry, and Mamey Sapote among them!) All of our offerings were brewed by on-site camp members, with love, for YOU. So come fill your empty glass with us!

Bring a cup to sample our brews or check out some of our non-alcoholic syrups with seltzer.

Stop by for hot apple cider and conversation. Meet The Parenthood family! Bring your fam! All ages welcome.

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TRADITION! TRADITION! (i.e., peer pressure from old/dead people). Anywho, it's Tradition at this point to kickoff Friday by joining us for Balls Camp's Formal Happy Hour. Come gaze at our balls! Come sip drinks from our bottles (from your own cup)! Come meet and greet your fellow stars and snakes*. There will be music (probably)! There will be Tattoos (very probably)! There will be zip ties for entertainment (most likely)! BURNER FORMAL ATTIRE requested though not required.

*no snakes were actually invited to this event

Your Cup

Time flies when you’re having fun, right? Though it seems to be stuck at 6 o’clock when you hang with the Mad Hatter and friends. Whatever the case, we’ll be enjoying cool, ice-filled cups of punch, sun tea and maybe a cookie or two. Do join us. Bring your best impromptu Alice-in-Wonderland character if the mood so strikes you. Our Tea Master is always whipping up new and interesting recipes.

Cookies, if they want

Signed up to be a Ranger? Please come by one of the orientation and training sessions.

Delicious, tasty grilled cheeses, made just for you! Alcoholic drinks will also be available, with a tasty serving of flakes in each glass (bring your heckin' ID). It's kind of like breakfast cereal, except more fun. There will be a limited amount of vegan cheese and gluten-free bread as well.

Plates, cups, and an appetite

Come learn how to play ukulele! Go from never-touched-one to 4 chord songs in one session, then stay for a follow-up jam starting at 5:45! Private tutelage available throughout the burn as well.

Ukulele if you have your own, or borrow one of ours!

Do you grow weary of the oontz oontz? Are you longing for something a little more...aggressive? Come chase those breakdowns with some bourbon at Spoopyisle! We'll be serving drinks and sick riffs for this themed happy hour down at Spoopyisle.

A cup and your devil horns

Meet the artists who brought all the fantastic art to Constellation this year!

A drinking vessel and the wide-eyed wonder of a child

Are you a fan of the hit YouTube sensation Hot Ones? Do you are someone you love crave the taste of fire in your mouth?

Well come on down to the basement and witness Dr. Gorgeous putting our special guests through a serious of intense questions with even more intense hot sauces to really spice up the event!

If you would like to be one of our celebrity burners pleasers see Dr. Gorgeous or Danny Baltimore and let us know. This one is going to be a scorcher.

There is nothing required to be brought for this event.

Avoid the evening ice-age and join Jurassic Tarp around the fire for some hot non-alcoholic cider (or with alcohol for those 21+). Served until it's gone.

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Come grab a cold one and let's make the dance floor hot! Learn the fluid and serpentine art of partner dancing to blues music. After we've learned the basics, we will kick it up a notch by demonstrating how blues dance can be done to all sorts of EDM, trap, D&B, trance, and other forms of music you're likely to encounter at burns and festivals. Dancing with a partner opens up a whole world of silent communication (as well as very *verbal* discussions of consent), while throwing wide the doors of self expression.

No prior exp or partner required, but feel free to bring someone you are comfy dancing with if you'd prefer!

Impact play is using hands or toys to give pain and pleasure to a consenting bottom. Join us for a class that includes consent and negotiation, a show and tell of toys, and a sexy demo! Stay for open Dungeon time afterwards;)

It's time for us non-alcohol consuming folk to come together with our empty cups and parade around Fort Royale to receive delicious offerings that do not make us tipsy. Our first stop will be at Spoopyisle, where we will receive the first beverage of our crawl, then journey to other camps and bars that are offering beverages for us to guzzle down, including teas, hot coco, mocktails, and more!

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Come one come all! Lets romp and roam the land looking our spooky best!
I want to see every sort of of creep, creature, and cutie expressing themselves in the most wonderful way... SELF EXPRESSION
Do you have a outfit you are just DYING to show off? A Mask that shows your TRUE FACE? A look that is FIERCE?

Its October so lets Dress Up and Show Off!

A wonderful outfit, a costume, a mask, or anything that lets you feel your spooky best!

They are not questionable, they are not poison, but they ARE refreshing and fun. The poison factory will be passing out non-alcoholic refreshers. We will ask you a fun random question which u must answer before receiving the drink. They are poison themed as we are the poison factory after all. Come learn a cool fact about poison and hangout at our camp or be on your way with a drinky drink

A vessel for their drink

Cheers to spooky season! Pumpkin pie shots will be flowing freely at the bar while you enjoy our dark beats. Mocktails also available! A spooktacular time will be had by all!!!

Valid ID

Spin the Wheel of Ambiguous Consequences! Drink a cocktail! Make New Friends!

A sense of adventure

Sing songs, tell jokes, share your weirdest burner stories around the circle at Ceno's fire pit! Bring instruments to play yourself or support others, but keep it acoustic.

Folk songs and sea shanties are great, but you can also do your favorite karaoke song!

Practice your stories and shaggy dog jokes, try to keep them in the 3-5 minute range to keep the circle moving.

Join us for open dungeon at Camp Kinkytown, the ultimate destination for all your adventurous desires! We are thrilled to introduce our open dungeon space (including spanking bench, massage table, and cross), where you can explore your deepest fantasies in a safe and welcoming environment. We have implemented strict guidelines and protocols to ensure that all participants feel comfortable and respected throughout their experience. Our knowledgeable staff members, Dungeon monitors, are on hand to provide guidance, answer any questions, and ensure that everyone adheres to our code of conduct.

kink toys

It's not a phase, mom! Embrace your cringe.
Bring: Like, a lot of eyeliner

Cup required. Knowledge of BBCode preferred.

Join us late in the evening for strange spirits, energizing elixirs, and revitalizing refreshments. Sit for a spell as a short poem is typed for you, or have your cards read. Sip on many flavored alcohols, refresh with electrolytes, and of course, we'll have the kettle on for coffee and tea. Baked goods and coffin nails available on request.

A cup and poetry prompts or oracle questions

Come join us in the Basement for nightly movies from 10pmish to 2am. We’ve got some terrifyingly good picks for you to enjoy with us and we hope y’all aren’t too scared to come enjoy them.

Thursday night we will be showing Leatherface followed by Krampus

Friday Night we will be showing Tremors and Tremors 2: Aftershocks

Saturday Night we will be showing Tremors 3: Back to Perfection and Tremors 4: The Legend Begins

Sunday Night we will be showing Freshwater and A Quite Place: Part 2

Popcorn, a blanket and your favorite burner buddy to watch movies with

IT’S PINK! Sick of it yet?? Bust out the pink looks one more time this year and dance the night away at Dirt Go Brrr’s pretty, pink rager.

Your cutest pink looks, accessories, flow toys, lights, etc. Let’s see some creativity here, people…

Start Congregating over at LoveCuntry around 10:30pm. Show up early, if you wanna get outfitted at Plato's Closet (togas and accessories).

The procession will begin over there at 11pm. We have candles (with moop guards) for everyone. More directions will be given at LoveCuntry.

In the event weather is cold and rainy, we'll just roll with it and reconfigure the procession, congregating in the LoveLab Village Complex.

The Nuptials will proceed inside the complex, at the Temple of Ares and Aphrodite (=> Eros). We're commemorating the Sacred Band of Thebes (gay army of Ancient Greece)!

Your beautiful self (Ancient Greek Costume - toga donation/outfitting at LoveCuntry).

What the fuck is up Dennys?! DJ event full of riffer madness. Embrace the anti-vibe.

Cups and heads to bang

Come join us at Spoopyisle for this beloved tradition where we gather to dance and chant along to the ancient wisdom of Oingo Boingo. It will be THE dead man's party of the ages because, truly, no one lives forever. Stay (if you dare) for our first ever "House of Whore-ors" performance event. (Biongo is for everyone, however, the HoW event is 18+)