You can see all events added before 9:30PM ET on 9/29 in a Google Calendar. You can also download the events in iCal format for use in many calendar apps.

Events added after this time will be visible in the tables below, but will not be in the Hitchhiker’s Guide, Calendar or iCal files.

Event Name Description Location Audience What to bring Type of Event
0o0oo0Offfice Hours

Looking to join the Crow’s Nest Collective as an initiate for the 2024 Season? Stop by and let’s see how we can help you love your burn. Have an event or project idea, lets hear it! We’re looking for a photographer, muscle, radio jockeys and conspicuous characters. We’ll be attending 5+ regionals and if the gods are merciful, maybe some of us will even make it to the big burn.

Have a complaint? email upperdutchblumpkin@babybird.com and tell ’em LePrix wants her spatula back.

Crows Nest Everyone Educational
24-hour Coffee Station

Stop by anytime to help yourself to the comfort and aroma of French press Colombian coffee, or decaf or hot cocoa. Available condiments include both dairy and non-dairy options.

Blue Intensity Everyone

a drinking vessel

Food/Drink
A Scientific Wonder

Irrefutable proof that string cheese is shelf stable

somewhere in the field Everyone Food/Drink, Anarchy
Always Halloween Gender-Free Clothing Swap Rack

You know that feeling when you’re wearing your best lewk in Default World and someone complements your “costume”? WE know it’s a complete and masterful ‘fit, YEAR ROUND BABY!

Take off your clothes and leave them on our Nice Rack in exchange for a new wardrobe item.
Or, bring a whole sartorial assortment that you Kondo’d and share that fashion genius with your understocked brethren!

Please consider warm and cool weather wear — leave clean clothes only — and help us keep our Rack looking FINE! All genders and no gender welcome; thou shalt be enthusiastically garbed.

Halloweeee!, Milky Way Everyone

Clothing for all genders and all seasons! fashion accessories, tools to mod your clothes, extra panache, supplemental chutzpah

Art, Crafts
Art & Chill

Come through anytime and hangout in our art space for as long as you want. Art supplies provided, bring your own chill

F’ART Camp Everyone Art
Art exchange

Leave one take one art exchange happening at camp GRIMSKULLS all day Friday and Saturday.

GRIMSKULLS Everyone

Art of any kind

Art, Crafts
Body arts

Henna, alcohol ink and soapy acrylic body arts by Emily and Mun. Come get some temp art
On your body. Also sex Ed. We can answer almost any questions.

Muns tent. Everyone

Smiles

Art, Educational
Bureau of Problematic Affairs

The world is filled with problematic affairs and we know you all have complaints. Bring them to the Bureau of Problematic Affairs- with an office located at Shut Up Coffee camp and spontaneously roaming.

We are a group of very bureaucratic professionals who will do the absolute MOST with your dissatisfaction. We maintain the critical database of burners wronged with the vigilance and competency of any oversight committee. Know that we take your complaints and ourselves VERY seriously.

Shut Up Coffee, Roaming Everyone

Complaints, all minor and major irritations

Art, Anarchy
Chaidration Station

Hot and cold running chai on tap throughout the burn or until we run out.
Oat-milk, sugar, and honey to your taste.
Have spicy day!

Camp Nama”Stay In Bed Everyone

Drinking Vessel

Food/Drink
Chillout Mundo

Olá, I’m Elijah 3WO, a DJ from Brazil that has been collecting samples and songs from all over the world for a couple decades to curate an unique intersection between the root of our tribal culture. I will be playing whenever feel like on the deadly moppets lounge, come chill, listen some weird tunes, have fun, and more. Drop me a song you love if you feel like it, it’d be an awesome gift.

Deadly Moppets Lounge Everyone Music
Circle up, fire bitches

Late night fire circle at Dirt Go Brrr

At Dirt Go Brrr 18+ Only (adult content) Art, Anarchy, Music, Sport
Come scribble for future Hitchhiker’s Guides

When it comes to creating the Hitchhiker’s Guide, Internet clip art and AI generation work for filling white space in a pinch, but wouldn’t you rather see doodles, scribbles, and maybe even something nicer created by our community? Swing by Parks&Rec any time there isn’t something else going on, and make some doodles we can use in future HHGs and the web page. Self-serve – look for a bin labelled “Doodles for HHG”. It will contain materials and instructions.

Parks&Rec Everyone Art, Anarchy
Community Puzzle

If putting together puzzles happens to be your thing, then stop by our campsite, there’s nothing you must bring. Multiple puzzles will be provided and once each is complete we will glue them down together to show our great feat.

Somewhere in open camping with the teepee tent Everyone

Willingness to work on puzzle completion

Crafts
Compost Your Food Scraps

Buckets will be placed around the Known Universe for collection of your food scraps for composting. Banana peels, egg shells, coffee grounds, etc are great! Please no meat or dairy. Stop by Camp Sunflower in RV camping to learn more.

Around the Known Universe Everyone

Food scraps, no meat or dairy

Food/Drink, Educational
Crows Nest Overlook Platform, Interactive Art Build

Go low and get HIGH in the LPC. Make sure you signed your waiver! Climb up the Crow’s Nest overlook platform, towering 12 feet above ground. Enjoy a nice top-down view of the naïves below! Ha! That’s just LePrix…

Help build out the bird nest or leave a personal message, and if you fancy yourself a helpful strong-person, see you at 7 PM on Sunday. We’re gunna need help to 86 this baby in the burn-field.

Dead End, South LPC Everyone Art, Spiritual
Decorate the Libra Burners Effigy

Come and participate! Put your Radical Self-Expression to use in decorating the stars of our constellation before burn night, then watch your artwork go up in flames. We will provide colorful thingymajigys. Come one, come all, and bring your friends!

Lucid Fields – Burn Field Everyone

creativity 🙂

Art, Crafts
Donate to a Local Animal Shelter

Help us fill our donation bin with non-perishable food, toys, treats that we will be given to shelters in need within the Baltimore/Washington area (our storage container is 22x12x14″). Please only bring things that will fit inside our bin! If the bin is full you can still leave your donations, we’ll make it work . . . somehow. After all it’s for a good cause, and even us Fortune 500’s need a tax break!

The C-Suite Execs Everyone

Donations!!

Electric Blanket Pillow Fort

Imagine the pillow forts you made as a kid… and now picture that, except way bigger, and with cozy warm blankets! The Electric Blanket Pillow Fort is the premiere place to warm your chilly bones, and just hang out – open 24/7. Blankets will be nice and toasty during the night and the cooler hours of the day. Look for the really big canvas tent!

Flaketown Everyone
Fae Bargain Therapeutic Cupping and Bodywork by Partybear

Approach your friendly neighborhood pan-bear and you may be granted a short, profound, therapeutic cupping or bodywork healing session. Return to your adventures fae-touched, lighter, and with a mysterious gleam in your eye.

I require in return something shiny, something bitter or something sweet. ✨

Halloweeee!, Milky Way 18+ Only (adult content)

A mere pittance or trinket; willingness to exist in the undying lands of enchantment for all time.

Anarchy, Spiritual
Free Trash Inspection

Please Bring all your Trash to Dirt Goes Burr. We will inspect it and put it on our plane. If plane is not in camp, you must take your trash back till the plane lands again.

Dirt Goes Burr Everyone

Trash

Anarchy
Garden of New Life

Come see the Garden of New Life! A place where discarded electronics, media, and other recycling have been reborn into a luscious, zany, upcycled wonderland! Witness the centerpiece Tree of New Life filled the fruit of days long gone (come see it at night for the illumination!) So come boing all of the Boingers, reminisce about old technology, and maybe even learn how to melt and mold discarded plastic into new treasures!

The Upcycle Workshop Everyone

A passion for Repurposing and upcycling!

Art, Anarchy, Educational
HOOOONK

HOOOOOONKKKK someone HOOOOOONKKKK gave HOOOOOONKKKK karnak HOOOOOONKKKK a HOOOOOONKKKK perpetual HOOOOOONKKKK air HOOOOOONKKKK horn HOOOOOONKKKK there HOOOOOONKKKK is HOOOOOONKKKK no HOOOOOONKKKK way HOOOOOONKKKK this HOOOOOONKKKK could HOOOOOONKKKK go HOOOOOONKKKK wrong HOOOOOONKKKK

HOOOONKKKKK Everyone

HOOOONKKKK

Sport
I, Merry Prankster

Since the time of the Mesopotamian Empire, bands of Merry Pranksters roamed the countryside. They wore garments made from American flags, shouted out patriotic catchphrases to passers-by, and, uh, well, actually, that’s pretty much all that they did. But in the Middle Ages in Gothic lands, they were credited with the invention of whooping noises. So, “MERICA! FUCK YEA!” became, “MERICA! FUCK YEA! – WOOO!”
The actual creation of America complicated their parody, but they adapted by hanging out with the Grateful Dead.
We proudly continue that comic tradition by wearing flags and yelling.

Roaming Everyone

Yelling

Anarchy, Educational, Spiritual
Ink ropes and rubs

Scheduled body art, shabari rope bondage, sex Ed and massages. Stop by and sign up! Or pop by during the day to see if there are openings. Our camp will be during the day. Early morning till late afternoon.

Ink rope and rubs. Site 30 18+ Only (adult content)

Towel and oil. We will be using coconut.

Art, Educational
Jr. Burner Book

Come to The Parent Hood to pick up your Jr. Burner Book for your Jr. Burner. Complete activities and earn a Jr. Burner Badge from The Parent Hood.

The Parent Hood Everyone

Jr. Burners

Art, Educational
LePirate Radio WCAW

Too tired to ascend to the glory with the sound gods, and proud to get caught in the LPC? Snuggle up with your finest analog receiver, tune in and drop out with, H. Dreadnot LePrix’s 24/7 FM LePirate Radio Transmission, WCAW, servicing up to 1/2 mile. To find the frequency, just turn the dial slowly and listen for boots and cats. 😉

Wanna dj on LePirate Radio? Need to make an announcement? Stop by for Office Hours from 2-3pm with your request or leave it on the bulletin board.

Available all weekend, weather permitting.

FM Transmission from the Crows Nest Everyone

FM receiver or radio app

Anarchy, Music
Make Space for Serendipity

Scheduling events moment by moment may lead us to miss out on opportunities of immediacy. Tune in to the ebb and flow of the burn, seek out new mysteries around each corner, greet and welcome the stranger, open the doors to the mind and experience things once undreamed. These unplanned times may make the best memories.

The Known Universe Everyone

An open mind, a kind word, a sense of adventure

Art, Crafts, Food/Drink, Anarchy, Music, Educational, Spiritual, Sport
Make Your Own Magic

Welcome to a “choose your own adventure” spiritual space where you can make your own magic. Stop by to work on manifesting things you need to bring into your lives and banishing things you need to remove, and receive an omen on the work.

LoveLab Village Sound Camp Everyone

Ideas of things they want manifest or banish

Spiritual
Mobility a-Go-Go

Mobility a-Go-Go is a camp that you’ll pass on the way in, but keep it in mind if you have mobility concerns or need help due to an injury during Constellation. We’ll have a number of power wheelchairs, scooters, regular wheelchairs, bikes, stand-up scooters, walkers, crutches and even a big wagon in case you have to bring out the dead! You need to take personal responsibility to use these safely, and be sure to return them when you’re done.

We’ll also have a mobile stripper pole that may be moving around depending on the road conditions. Use it with care after checking with the camp!

Mobility a-Go-Go Camp 18+ Only (adult content)

Marked as adult only, but adults can use these if they stay with the kids. They’re for mobility more than for joyrides!

Public Bidet

Please stop by 4 Fingers to use our public bidet. Please bring your own water!

4 Finger Everyone

WATER

Spiritual
Recycle your plastic to GLITTER!

Bring your plastic bottles to us and we will grind them to glitter on the spot! Feel Free to jump in our glitter pool! 100% Recycled!

Faketown Everyone

plastic

Art, Crafts
SCRAPS -Art Installation and Burn*

SCRAPS is a public art gallery and obligatory participation installation. 8x8x8 cube: four walls for you to decorate and accessorize with your art and crap. Tools and hardware provided, but it’s up to you to bring objects of transformation to the installation. An old t-shirt? A thrift store painting? A 2×4 cut off? A cool stick? Anything that burns, ideally of natural material, attach it to our walls. You can paint them too, but you’ll need to bring your own brushes and paint. Larger objects can be thrown in the center to enhance the intensity of the burn! All are welcome at the sCRAPs pile!

The burn field -Fire Safety’s Choice- Everyone

Stuff, things, scraps, crap, creative insight.

Art, Crafts, Anarchy
Sphere and Department Lead/Volunteer Photoshoot

“Paint me like one of your French girls”. I will take photos of sphere/department leads and volunteers during breakfast hours at the volunteer food kitchen starting Friday and going through to Sunday. Keep notice of the FB group for the link to sign up/model release

Volunteer Food Kitchen Everyone

Clothes and your awesome selves!

Art
Stampede!!

The cows are up in arms
They’ve left their fields and farms
They’re marching on Constellation
Because the cows all need to dance!

Cow Appreciation is a thing
Cows are very appreciative…
Especially of a good dance party with a great beat!
The Stampede may show up spontaneously (with 10 cow costumes you can borrow, then return for the next rodeo)
If you have your own bovine apparel, you might want to keep it handy to add to the herd mentality!

PSA – if you’re lactose intolerant, beware!

Free the udder!

Random (but it will generally be in larger spaces with music) Everyone

Cow attire if you have it (especially if you’re a calf below the one size fits all category).

No nonconsensual milking on the dance floor!

Anarchy, Music
Tall Santa Visits the Known Universe!

After many burns, Tall Santa will be teleporting to Constellation at the new site. he timing of his visit will depend on whim and weather, and he may visit different dimensions at different times. You’ll know he’s near when you see his traditional red and white garb and hear the familiar melodies from his Christmas kazoo! This Santa is non judgmental, so don’t fret over the naughty or nice BS. Tales of Christmas debauchery are always welcome. Feel free to choose a gift you like from Santa’s Sleigh (but don’t leave it behind!)
Elves, reindeer, and Santa groupies are welcome to join the fun!

Roaming Everyone

A smile and a sense of Christmas wonder (I wonder why he’s here when it isn’t Christmas?!?)

Anarchy, Music, Spiritual
TAXES BY DEL

Confused by the new tax code? Not sure where to write off your art grant? Can you take all the money you give to gate and use it in your 401k? Well then Taxes By Del is here for your needs! We are a NSARQ complainant both FISMA and OSHA! Bring your investments! Low rates apply!

Roaming Everyone

MONEY

Educational
Tea, Tea and More Tea

Did we mention we have tea? Hot tea, cold tea … all the tea. And you are welcome to come have a cup and maybe a cookie, too. Pretty much 24/7. Come talk with the Mad Hatter, perhaps hang out with Absalom on our mushroom stools, or maybe follow the White Rabbit. For indeed, mysteries abound. Even tea can be profound. And rabbit holes are all around.

Mad Tea Party Everyone

Curiosity

Food/Drink
The Affiliate Program

Have you and your cat ever wanted to have the prestige and power held only by those who have acquired, through sizable donations, the title of Honorary Board Member for a Fortune 500 Company? You’re in luck, dreams really can come true! To enter the drawing please submit a photo of your cat to our email at corporatecatpix@gmail.com or in our mailbox at our corporate office on the playa! The winning cat will be an Honorary Board Member of Big Peanut, and the picture will be made into a sticker and distributed at the next Bi Annual Affiliate Event*!
*Occurs only at PDF and Constellation

The C-Suite Everyone

pics of your cat

Art, Anarchy, Spiritual
The Costumery

Do you have clothing that needs a new home? Are you looking for new pieces to add to your wardrobe? Did you forget shorts or a coat? This is the place for you! This closet will be permanently set up at Cenosilicaphobia on a self-serve basis. Feel free to stop by anytime and take something you find and/or leave something you no longer need! If you need assistance, ask for Julia!

Cenosilicaphobia Everyone

Any clothing that you’d like to donate or the sense of adventure to try something on!

Tinsel Salon

Come spill the tea to your stylist while you get some sparkly tinsel extensions added to your hair. Pick your tinsel color and a truth or drink card. Drinks (with or without alcohol) will be provided.

Open camping/main road 18+ Only (adult content)

Hair

Crafts, Food/Drink
Touch the Butt

The butt is lucky. The butt keeps the rain away. The butt blesses the burn. The butt…demands offerings. Respect the butt. Worship the butt. TOUCH THE BUTT!

HalloWEEEEE! Everyone

A hand for touchin’ or an offering to the butt altar

Anarchy, Spiritual
Trick or Treating!

Everyday is Halloween! Come grab a little treat when the sun goes down, or be a brave soul and request a trick. No give-backsies! Costumes not required, but always welcome, encouraged, and celebrated.

HalloWEEEEE! Everyone

something to hold your trick or treat

Food/Drink, Anarchy
Type Your Truth

In a theme camp,
In the woods,
Small small table with a TYPEWRITER stood.

OMG. WHAT IS THAT? IS THAT A VINTAGE LAPTOP? THAT DOESN’T NEED POWER?!!? Can I touch it? Press it’s keys? Pleeeeease??? —
You sure can! Come to Balls Camp. See our Typewriter. Type Your Truth.

Balls Camp Everyone

Words of Truth and Fancy

Art, Crafts, Anarchy, Spiritual
Walk the Red Carpet

Step onto our red carpet, own the spotlight, and show off what you got! Bring YOU, Yourself, and Your best attitude, and let the playa hype you up.

Camp All About Me Everyone

Me, Myself and I

What if it’s Malort?

Are you brave enough to gamble with your taste buds? Come by Spoopyisle and test your luck

Spoopyisle or roaming 21+ Only Crafts, Food/Drink, Anarchy
Wheel of Fun

Drop in any time to give the Wheel of Fun a spin! The Wheel provides eleven options for Fun things you can experience at the camp of the Pyramid People!

Pyramid People Everyone
Event Name Date Start Time End Time Description Location Audience What to bring Type of Event
“Good” Advice from Upper Dutch Blumpkin Thursday, October 5 2:00 PM 3:00 PM

Have a problem? Issue? Complication? Dilemma? Dispute? Issue? Well then head to Upper Dutch Blumpkin and we will give you the “best” advice we can come up with without actually listening. We have over 20 years of experience with all sort of problem “solving”. We are always HELPING.

Upper Dutch Blumpkin Everyone Educational
Dungeons & Dragons Thursday, October 5 4:00 PM 7:00 PM

Come play a one-shot with us! No experience necessary. Characters provided or come a little early and make your own. We have everything you need to play. 5e.

Camp U-CAN-LELE Everyone
Topping It All Off Mashed Potato Bar Thursday, October 5 6:00 PM 7:30 PM

Real mashed potatoes with a plethora of toppings. Cheeses, veggies, sauces, gravy. Come and make your very own masherpieces. Music, wine and awesome fire weather permitting.

Camp Nama”Stay In Bed Everyone

Food gear

Food/Drink
Hot Buns Thursday, October 5 6:00 PM 7:00 PM

Are you a fan of the hit YouTube sensation Hot Ones? Do you are someone you love crave the taste of fire in your mouth?

Well come on down to the basement and witness Dr. Gorgeous putting our special guests through a serious of intense questions with even more intense hot sauces to really spice up the event!

If you would like to be one of our celebrity burners pleasers see Dr. Gorgeous or Danny Baltimore and let us know. This one is going to be a scorcher.

The Basement Everyone

There is nothing required to be brought for this event.

Art, Food/Drink, Anarchy, Educational, Spiritual
Babyburner Fireside chat Thursday, October 5 6:30 PM

Stop by at dusk, warm up by the fire and grab a snack. Bring your best story or ask any questions you have about camping or burn culture. Have a good story to tell? Share your best, or worst, camping experience or simply revel the joy of quiet contemplation before SHTF.

Crows Nest Everyone Food/Drink, Educational
Welcome Home Cookout Thursday, October 5 7:00 PM 11:00 PM

As you settle in on Thursday evening, swing on by Parks&Rec for hot dogs and s’mores (while supplies last) and general campfire chatter (basically unlimited). We’ll try to have some vegan options as well. The stated ending time is very loose – we’ll stop when we stop.

Parks&Rec Everyone

beverages of choice; toasting forks if you have them; anything else you want to cook on a campfire

Food/Drink
THAT THING ON THE MOUNTAIN (TTOM) Thursday, October 5 7:00 PM 11:00 PM

You’ve heard of “That Thing in the Desert?” Well, this is That Thing On the Mountain. Welcome Home. We will be cracking a full set of homebrew kegs and aged bottles from our stash. Tunes will be playing, drums will be drumming (~800pm), fire will be spinning, and it is all for YOU. BYO cups, instruments, flow props, dance moves, and party-startin’ spirit. If it’s a cold one, the fire pit is ready to offer a warm seat to your bum whenever you aren’t shakin it. Fire spinners, please check in with our fire safety team at the fuel dump before lighting up! 🙂

Cenosilicaphobia Everyone

Bring a cup to enjoy our various brews or non-alcoholic syrups.

Art, Food/Drink, Anarchy, Music
Ranger Orientation and Training Thursday, October 5 7:00 PM 9:00 PM

Signed up to be a Ranger? Please come by one of the orientation and training sessions.

Ranger HQ (Starbase One) Everyone Educational
Fireside Tea Thursday, October 5 8:00 PM 10:00 PM

Is your camp set up? Mostly set up? Set up enough for now? It’s night time. Come, wander… find your way to our camp, sip a lovely cup of tea, sit around the fire, enjoy the conversations and share stories of following the White Rabbit.

Mad Tea Party Everyone Food/Drink
Spoopy Goth Night Out Thursday, October 5 9:00 PM 12:00 AM

Come lurk with us down at Spoopyisle under the waning gibbous moon Thor’s Day from 9 pm until midnight. East coast spectres unite to show you how to pull the evil taffy and step over your long passed friends as we move to the delectable sounds of goth, industrial, darkwave, postpunk, EBM, metalcore and more (it might get a little weird). Come, be witnessed getting dark and stormy with us. Don’t be afraid of our love.

Spoopyisle 21+ Only

A goblet for your beverage and your best stompy shoes

Food/Drink, Music
The Basement Nightly Horror Movies Thursday, October 5 10:00 PM 2:00 AM

Come join us in the Basement for nightly movies from 10pmish to 2am. We’ve got some terrifyingly good picks for you to enjoy with us and we hope y’all aren’t too scared to come enjoy them.

Thursday night we will be showing Leatherface followed by Krampus

Friday Night we will be showing Tremors and Tremors 2: Aftershocks

Saturday Night we will be showing Tremors 3: Back to Perfection and Tremors 4: The Legend Begins

Sunday Night we will be showing Freshwater and A Quite Place: Part 2

The Basement 18+ Only (adult content)

Popcorn, a blanket and your favorite burner buddy to watch movies with

Art, Anarchy, Educational, Spiritual
Event Name Date Start Time End Time Description Location Audience What to bring Type of Event
Dark Coffee and Chill Vibes Friday, October 6 10:00 AM 12:00 PM

Pittsburgh Trash Mermaid presents coffee and tea services with dark and chill soundtrack. Start your day the most pleasant way.

Lovelab Village Sound Camp Everyone

Cups, thirst

Food/Drink, Music
Beans for Babes Friday, October 6 10:00 AM 1:00 PM

Lounge as our baristas serve up cold brew, pour overs, tea and more to start your day off right.

Shut Up Coffee Everyone

Drink vessel

Food/Drink
Wake-n-bacon Friday, October 6 10:00 AM

Its 4:20 somewhere? !!!Je suis LePrix, et j’aime mon 420 comme mon 69, souvent et n’importe où!!!. Let’s do that but add bacon. When? FK if I know, sometime before noon I’d wager?

Crows Nest 21+ Only Food/Drink, Anarchy
Pancakes and Mimosas Friday, October 6 10:30 AM 12:00 PM

Pancakes and mimosas, made just for you by our array of Flakey chefs. Ask for a heaping serving of flakes with your pancakes! Vegan options for pancakes will be available. ID required for mimosas.

Flaketown Everyone

Plates, cups, and an appetite

Food/Drink
Introvert Meetup Friday, October 6 11:00 AM 12:00 PM

Just because you’re an introvert, awkward, or shy, it doesn’t mean you don’t want to be social. Maybe you just need a different environment than your typical cocktail party, and perhaps a little assistance. Following from a post-Constellation Facebook thread, we’re offering an (admittedly counterintuitive) meetup for introverts and the socially awkward. Participate as much or as little as you like – no icebreaker games or putting anyone on the spot. We’ve got some tools to make some of the implicit social “rules” explicit to help you out if you have trouble with that sort of thing.

Parks&Rec Everyone
Poison Ivy Hunt: a Casual Botanical Walk Friday, October 6 11:00 AM 1:00 PM

Are you less-than sure about what poison-ivy looks like? Are you totally sure, but want to geek-out about random plants? Are you anywhere in between, but would enjoy an exploratory stroll around this new-to-some location? We will be meeting at Pyramid People, hanging for about 10 minutes while people arrive, and then heading out in a random direction. Alison will probably not be able to restrain herself from IDing whatever she sees, either from vague memory, or utilizing iNaturalist to “cheat” aka learn a new plant.

Meeting at Pyramid People Everyone

Closed-toed shoes are probably a good idea but that doesn’t mean I’ll be wearing them.

Educational
Eat Our Fucking Snacks Friday, October 6 11:00 AM 7:00 PM

Stop by and put together your own custom trail mix blend. Do you like to lick sweet or salty from your fingertips? Either way, we’ve got you! Like nuts in your mouth? We’ve got you! Don’t like nuts? There’s no snack shaming here! Feeling fruity, spicy…or BOTH? We’ve got you! We will provide an assortment of items to choose from and we want you to eat our fucking snacks. *available as a self-serve station daily, while supplies last* (inspo credit: Rev. JackAssHolio, LoveBurn 2022)

Camp Jellyfish Everyone

peckishness

Food/Drink
Secret Meeting Friday, October 6 11:00 AM 12:00 PM

The usual place, the usual time is listed. See you there.

Secret Camp Everyone Spiritual
Constellation 23 Acclimation Tour Friday, October 6 11:00 AM 12:00 PM

A primer on regional burning practices and culture meant to be helpful to new and seasoned burners .

Preparation and community building are vital parts of what make burning possible. We will discuss the 11 principles of burning and why all burners are part of creating the culture and community of regional burns.

Attendees can expect first a discussion followed by a tour of several theme camps as well as gain a general understanding of where the different neighborhoods are and what they have to offer.

We should expect this event to last for about an hour.

Starbase 1 Everyone Educational
Hip Hop Dance Class Friday, October 6 12:00 PM 1:30 PM

What better way to wake up your energy for the day than dancing to a fun groove? Come dance with us over at Camp Lazer! Carla will be teaching some classic hip hop moves and choreography in the end for you to express your vibe through.

Camp Lazer Everyone

Water for hydration and maybe a towel, it’ll be a workout

Art, Music, Sport
Ponder’s Den Poker Friday, October 6 12:00 PM 7:00 PM

Come on over to Ponder’s Den Friday and Sunday and join our poker game! Each new player receives 20 stickers to bet in our games, with special prizes for winning a hand against Ponder himself!

Friday: NOON til dark o clock
Sunday: NOON til dark o clock.
Come on over!

Ponder’s Den Everyone

You may bring extra stickers to gamble with.
Smoking and drinking is permitted in camp.

Sport
Kinky Coloring and Conversation Friday, October 6 12:00 PM 1:30 PM

Curious about kink? Or an experienced kinkster who wants to share tales? Join like minded folks for conversation and kinky coloring pages!

Camp Kinkytown Off the Ground 18+ Only (adult content) Art
Radish Karaoke Friday, October 6 12:00 PM 4:00 PM

Like that friend who quit their job to “find themself”, Radish karaoke isn’t homeless – we’re just couch surfing! This time around our gracious host camp is Cenosilicaphobia, where your fear of an empty glass and your fear of singing in front of your friends might have the same solution. Whether you’re a professional-amateur opera singer, or you’re nervous to even hum in the shower, you’re welcome to step up to the mic. You’re also welcome NOT to – at karaoke, cheering everyone else counts as Participation. Either way, our rotating lineup of KJs want to see and hear you at Radish Karaoke.

Cenosilicaphobia Everyone Music
Self Portraits Friday, October 6 12:30 PM 1:30 PM

Come celebrate what makes YOU unique through self-portraits. Whether it’s a word, a symbol, or your name, let your creativity shine! There will be markers, colored pencils, paint, paper, and reflective paper.

Camp All About Me Everyone

Me, Myself, and I

Art, Crafts
Constellation Choir Friday, October 6 1:00 PM 2:00 PM

Come to a hour of singing circle songs—short repeating songs that can be more easily picked up on than traditional verse refrain verse songs. Friday at 1pm we will practice LoveLab love songs for the wedding, Saturday at 1pm will be fiery chants for Effigy. Sunday at 3pm will be shadow songs, songs that allow us to collectively grieve in sustainable ways for Temple, to be sung after the silence is broken. We will practice at the Matriarchs, and 30 min. before each ritual at the wedding venue/burn field. If you weren’t able to make choir and want to sing, come early to rituals and listen in.

Matriarchal Goddess Training Camp Everyone

notebook to write down lyrics, vocal recorder or app to record melody, water

Music, Spiritual
Rope Bondage 101 Friday, October 6 1:00 PM 2:00 PM

Learn some handy, basic bondage to spice up your burn and your life! We have some rope to share for the sake of learning, but supplies are limited. Bring a partner to tie if you can, or just tie yourself!

HalloWEEEEE! 18+ Only (adult content) Art, Crafts, Educational
Yoga Flow and Sound Bath Friday, October 6 1:00 PM 2:00 PM

Stingray and Good Boy collab to bring you a moment of peace during your burn. Join them for an all levels vinyasa flow followed by a sound bath. We’ll breathe, stretch, and integrate our bodies into the immediacy of the mountain. We’ll experience mindful movement, then lay down and introduce soothing sounds with the healing vibrations of crystal singing bowls. You’ll feel yourself melt into the Earth as each vibration touches every cell in your body, relaxing your nervous system and brain waves into a deep, meditative state. Properly cleanse yourself in preparation for the party ahead!

Parks&Rec Everyone

Yoga Mat, blanket/towel

Spiritual
InTEAmacy Workshop Friday, October 6 1:15 PM 2:15 PM

Slurp Coven-brewed kombucha and explore the 7 steps of intimacy through inspired bonding games. Come with a partner, new friend, or solo. PG-13. INTO ME SEE.

Easy Bake Coven 18+ Only (adult content)

a cup

Educational, Spiritual
“Good” Advice from Upper Dutch Blumpkin Friday, October 6 2:00 PM 3:00 PM

Have a problem? Issue? Complication? Dilemma? Dispute? Issue? Well then head to Upper Dutch Blumpkin and we will give you the “best” advice we can come up with without actually listening. We have over 20 years of experience with all sort of problem “solving”. We are always HELPING.

Upper Dutch Blumpkin Everyone Educational
Magic the Gathering Odyssey Inspired Cube Friday, October 6 2:00 PM

Join us for a 700-card Magic the Gathering Cube. Draft, Deckbuild and Face off against each other. We have enough space and cards for 8 people. First come, first seated.

Camp Lazer Everyone Sport
Aware Self Care Therapeutics Friday, October 6 2:00 PM 2:30 PM

Postural Alignment, Iyengar Yoga, and Myofascial Unwinding. Learn Iyengar alignment cues as we plug in for a short practice to find the center of our bodies and ground down into the earth, moving through our fascia, unwinding it, spiraling up through any pain patterns and into ease of movement. Interplay between every day movements using the alignment cues. Build those skills for life—finding aligned rest postures to come home to, no matter how out of wack our bodies may get. Bodily self awareness, with Genevieve from Aware Self Care Therapeutics. Directly after Constellation Choir each day.

Matriarchal Goddess Training Camp Everyone
Sanctuary Training Friday, October 6 2:00 PM 2:30 PM

Hi! Come learn about what Sanctuary is, the fascinating volunteering details, and how we can all help support each other in our Home Universe of Constellation this year! As always, we could use and would LOVE extra volunteers, especially Shift Leads! Please reach out to Erin Furlong, your FlyingButterfly, or Salem, AKA Teddy, if you are interested in signing up as a Shift Lead, or just have questions! Welcome Home.*~

Sanctuary [near the Upper Dutch Blumpkin and Communitease TCs along the Asteroid Belt] Everyone

Intrigue, curiosity, compassion, a mind craving knowledge, and a cup for a beverage

Educational, Spiritual
BEER SNOB SHARE Friday, October 6 2:00 PM 4:00 PM

Love craft beers, but can never quite find the perfect opportunity to open those cellar gems? Bring them to the snob share! Add your beers to the group share on the bar, and be sure to show up with a cup to try tastings of whatever else we’ve popped open or had gifted. Only rules are 1) to take sample pours, not full cans/bottles 2) to please not bring any “big chain” beers (if you’ve seen it at beer pong, it shouldn’t bless our sacred share :D). You don’t need to bring a beer to participate – all snobs are equally welcome (and it wouldn’t be gifting if we had to get something in return.

Cenosilicaphobia 21+ Only

A cup

Food/Drink
The Craft Friday, October 6 2:00 PM 3:00 PM

Pittsburgh Trash Mermaid presents: arts and crafts! Friday come make your own duct tape flower. Duct tape fixes anything, even allergies! Saturday basic print making. Learn and show off your print making skills using a Styrofoam plate, a poking device, and your imagination. Impress your friends! Woo your paramour! Create art from trash!

LoveCuntry Everyone

Creativity

Art, Crafts
Light Up Costumes Workshop Friday, October 6 2:00 PM 3:00 PM

Ever see a cool light up costume and want to make your own? This workshop is for you! You’ll learn all about both EL (electroluminescent) wire and addressable LEDs including how they work, how to work with them (including soldering!), and how to add them to costumes and accessories. No experience required.

Parks & Rec Everyone Art, Crafts, Educational
Celestial Friendship Bracelets Friday, October 6 3:00 PM 4:00 PM

Make friends and bracelets with a celestial theme! Beads and elastic will be provided. Bring your creative energy. All ages welcome.

The Parent Hood Everyone

Creative energy

Crafts
Goddess Glamour Shots Friday, October 6 3:00 PM 6:00 PM

Come in your wedding finest to the Matriarchal Goddesses during the magic time of day when the light is best, the golden hour! From 3-6pm Friday, we will be there with a lush velvet background, a lounge fit for a goddess, and an array of fanC bits and bobs to adorn yourself with. Please bring any goddae wear you would like to share for the community portraits to the clothing racks and shelving next to our pop up photography studio. We will keep an eye on things to make sure they stay in our Goddess boudoir <3 if you have any goddae wear donations, let us know, and we will pollinate the delux.

Matriarchal Goddess Training Camp Everyone

come looking ducking fanC!!!

Art
Burner Poly Happy Hour: Drinks, Games, and Fun! – Presented by Would U Rather Friday, October 6 3:00 PM 5:00 PM

A chill hangout for polyamorous and poly-interested burners! Meet new like-minded friends, enjoy drinks (including fun specialty cocktails), eat snacks, and play our Would U Rather game (spin both wheels, choose what you’d rather do, and possibly write in your own ideas!)

Parks & Rec 21+ Only

a cup for drinks

Food/Drink
Unicorn Husk Healing Friday, October 6 3:00 PM 7:00 PM

Immerse yourself in a weekend of catharsis and creation with our Unicorn corn husk effigies. Pour your heart and soul into crafting your personalized fire pony, and find release when it ascends in flames, embodying rebirth and renewal. Going all weekend.

Communitease Everyone

Eco Friendly effigy supplies

Art, Crafts, Anarchy, Educational, Spiritual, Sport
Craftwork Cat o’ Nine Friday, October 6 3:00 PM 4:00 PM

Help maintain the status quo de jour, “beatings will continue until morale improves!” Make your own clip-on cat o’ nine with braided polycord in the color of your choice. Completionists will receive a lil extra stellar flare. Don’t forget to ask consent before sharing your creations! (completion time, 10-20 minutes)

Crows Nest 21+ Only Crafts, Anarchy, Educational
Peter Pipers Plenty of Pickled Pickings Friday, October 6 3:33 PM 5:55 PM

Get yourself in a pickle at our pickle tasting, where we will be serving obviously pickles, kimchi, maybe onions?!? Served alongside our finest charcuterie board of Saltines and Butter.
Immediately followed by Bring Your Own Whiskey Picklebacks! If you forgot your whiskey or you’re just feeling a little frisky, we’ve got plenty of Malort on hand!
Sober and/or underage? No worries, try our virgin picklebacks… aka pickle juice… or if you’re feeling adventurous we’ve got a mystery sweet pickle treat.

The C-Suite Execs Everyone

A cup and don’t forget the whiskey

Food/Drink
HOMEBREW HAPPY HOUR Friday, October 6 4:00 PM 6:00 PM

Do you, too, suffer from Cenosilicaphobia— fear of an empty glass? Bring your lonely mug by and we’ll put your fears to rest. We’re serving up a number of house-made kegged beers, a radler (lemonade mixed with beer? Whaaat? Trust us, those Germans know how to drink!) and a couple brand spankin’ new meads (Zingin Tart Cherry, and Mamey Sapote among them!) All of our offerings were brewed by on-site camp members, with love, for YOU. So come fill your empty glass with us!

Cenosilicaphobia Everyone

Bring a cup to sample our brews or check out some of our non-alcoholic syrups with seltzer.

Food/Drink, Sport
Cosmic Cider Social Friday, October 6 4:00 PM 5:00 PM

Stop by for hot apple cider and conversation. Meet The Parenthood family! Bring your fam! All ages welcome.

The Parent Hood Everyone

Cup

Food/Drink
Balls Camp Happy Hour(s) Friday, October 6 4:00 PM 6:00 PM

TRADITION! TRADITION! (i.e., peer pressure from old/dead people). Anywho, it’s Tradition at this point to kickoff Friday by joining us for Balls Camp’s Formal Happy Hour. Come gaze at our balls! Come sip drinks from our bottles (from your own cup)! Come meet and greet your fellow stars and snakes*. There will be music (probably)! There will be Tattoos (very probably)! There will be zip ties for entertainment (most likely)! BURNER FORMAL ATTIRE requested though not required.

*no snakes were actually invited to this event

Balls Camp Everyone

Your Cup

Food/Drink
Mad Tea Party Friday, October 6 4:30 PM 6:30 PM

Time flies when you’re having fun, right? Though it seems to be stuck at 6 o’clock when you hang with the Mad Hatter and friends. Whatever the case, we’ll be enjoying cool, ice-filled cups of punch, sun tea and maybe a cookie or two. Do join us. Bring your best impromptu Alice-in-Wonderland character if the mood so strikes you. Our Tea Master is always whipping up new and interesting recipes.

Mad Tea Party Everyone

Cookies, if they want

Food/Drink
Ranger Orientation and Training Friday, October 6 5:00 PM 7:00 PM

Signed up to be a Ranger? Please come by one of the orientation and training sessions.

Ranger HQ (Starbase One) Everyone Educational
Grilled Cheese and Flakey Drinks Friday, October 6 5:00 PM 6:30 PM

Delicious, tasty grilled cheeses, made just for you! Alcoholic drinks will also be available, with a tasty serving of flakes in each glass (bring your heckin’ ID). It’s kind of like breakfast cereal, except more fun. There will be a limited amount of vegan cheese and gluten-free bread as well.

Flaketown Everyone

Plates, cups, and an appetite

Food/Drink
It’s 5 o’clock Somewhere Uke class and jam Friday, October 6 5:00 PM 6:30 PM

Come learn how to play ukulele! Go from never-touched-one to 4 chord songs in one session, then stay for a follow-up jam starting at 5:45! Private tutelage available throughout the burn as well.

Camp U-CAN-LELE Everyone

Ukulele if you have your own, or borrow one of ours!

Music, Educational
Bourbon ‘n Breakdowns Friday, October 6 5:00 PM 7:00 PM

Do you grow weary of the oontz oontz? Are you longing for something a little more…aggressive? Come chase those breakdowns with some bourbon at Spoopyisle! We’ll be serving drinks and sick riffs for this themed happy hour down at Spoopyisle.

Spoopyisle 21+ Only

A cup and your devil horns

Food/Drink, Music
Artist Meet & Greet Friday, October 6 5:00 PM 6:00 PM

Meet the artists who brought all the fantastic art to Constellation this year!

Deadly Moppet Lounge Everyone

A drinking vessel and the wide-eyed wonder of a child

Art, Food/Drink, Educational
Hot Buns Friday, October 6 6:00 PM 7:00 PM

Are you a fan of the hit YouTube sensation Hot Ones? Do you are someone you love crave the taste of fire in your mouth?

Well come on down to the basement and witness Dr. Gorgeous putting our special guests through a serious of intense questions with even more intense hot sauces to really spice up the event!

If you would like to be one of our celebrity burners pleasers see Dr. Gorgeous or Danny Baltimore and let us know. This one is going to be a scorcher.

The Basement Everyone

There is nothing required to be brought for this event.

Art, Food/Drink, Anarchy, Educational, Spiritual
Hot Cider Friday, October 6 7:00 PM 8:00 PM

Avoid the evening ice-age and join Jurassic Tarp around the fire for some hot non-alcoholic cider (or with alcohol for those 21+). Served until it’s gone.

Jurassic Tarp Everyone

Drink vessel

Food/Drink
Blues n Brews Friday, October 6 7:00 PM 8:00 PM

Come grab a cold one and let’s make the dance floor hot! Learn the fluid and serpentine art of partner dancing to blues music. After we’ve learned the basics, we will kick it up a notch by demonstrating how blues dance can be done to all sorts of EDM, trap, D&B, trance, and other forms of music you’re likely to encounter at burns and festivals. Dancing with a partner opens up a whole world of silent communication (as well as very *verbal* discussions of consent), while throwing wide the doors of self expression.

Cenosilicaphobia Everyone

No prior exp or partner required, but feel free to bring someone you are comfy dancing with if you’d prefer!

Music
Impact Play Demo Friday, October 6 7:00 PM 8:00 PM

Impact play is using hands or toys to give pain and pleasure to a consenting bottom. Join us for a class that includes consent and negotiation, a show and tell of toys, and a sexy demo! Stay for open Dungeon time afterwards;)

Camp Kinkytown Off the Ground 18+ Only (adult content) Educational
No Booze-zin Bar Crawl Friday, October 6 7:00 PM 9:00 PM

It’s time for us non-alcohol consuming folk to come together with our empty cups and parade around Fort Royale to receive delicious offerings that do not make us tipsy. Our first stop will be at Spoopyisle, where we will receive the first beverage of our crawl, then journey to other camps and bars that are offering beverages for us to guzzle down, including teas, hot coco, mocktails, and more!

Meet at Spoopyisle, roaming 18+ Only (adult content)

Empty cup

Food/Drink
Coven Creature Crawl Friday, October 6 8:00 PM 9:00 PM

Come one come all! Lets romp and roam the land looking our spooky best!
I want to see every sort of of creep, creature, and cutie expressing themselves in the most wonderful way… SELF EXPRESSION
Do you have a outfit you are just DYING to show off? A Mask that shows your TRUE FACE? A look that is FIERCE?

Its October so lets Dress Up and Show Off!

Starting at Easy Bake Coven then Roaming Everyone

A wonderful outfit, a costume, a mask, or anything that lets you feel your spooky best!

Art
Questionable poison refreshments Friday, October 6 8:00 PM 10:00 PM

They are not questionable, they are not poison, but they ARE refreshing and fun. The poison factory will be passing out non-alcoholic refreshers. We will ask you a fun random question which u must answer before receiving the drink. They are poison themed as we are the poison factory after all. Come learn a cool fact about poison and hangout at our camp or be on your way with a drinky drink

Poison factory Everyone

A vessel for their drink

Food/Drink, Educational
Jack-o-lantern Jamboree Friday, October 6 8:00 PM 11:00 PM

Cheers to spooky season! Pumpkin pie shots will be flowing freely at the bar while you enjoy our dark beats. Mocktails also available! A spooktacular time will be had by all!!!

Camp Dreadful 21+ Only

Valid ID

Food/Drink, Anarchy, Music, Spiritual
Friday Night Bar Games! (21 and over only please) Friday, October 6 8:00 PM 9:30 PM

Spin the Wheel of Ambiguous Consequences! Drink a cocktail! Make New Friends!

Catastrophe! 21+ Only

A sense of adventure

Food/Drink, Anarchy, Spiritual, Sport
A Very Burner Bardic Friday, October 6 8:00 PM 9:30 PM

Sing songs, tell jokes, share your weirdest burner stories around the circle at Ceno’s fire pit! Bring instruments to play yourself or support others, but keep it acoustic.

Folk songs and sea shanties are great, but you can also do your favorite karaoke song!

Practice your stories and shaggy dog jokes, try to keep them in the 3-5 minute range to keep the circle moving.

Cenosilicaphobia Everyone
Open Dungeon Friday, October 6 8:00 PM 10:00 PM

Join us for open dungeon at Camp Kinkytown, the ultimate destination for all your adventurous desires! We are thrilled to introduce our open dungeon space (including spanking bench, massage table, and cross), where you can explore your deepest fantasies in a safe and welcoming environment. We have implemented strict guidelines and protocols to ensure that all participants feel comfortable and respected throughout their experience. Our knowledgeable staff members, Dungeon monitors, are on hand to provide guidance, answer any questions, and ensure that everyone adheres to our code of conduct.

Camp Kinkytown Off the Ground 18+ Only (adult content)

kink toys

Myspace Karaoke Friday, October 6 9:00 PM 11:00 PM

It’s not a phase, mom! Embrace your cringe.
Bring: Like, a lot of eyeliner

Navios Fantasma 21+ Only

Cup required. Knowledge of BBCode preferred.

Food/Drink, Music
Phantom Soiree Friday, October 6 10:00 PM 11:59 PM

Join us late in the evening for strange spirits, energizing elixirs, and revitalizing refreshments. Sit for a spell as a short poem is typed for you, or have your cards read. Sip on many flavored alcohols, refresh with electrolytes, and of course, we’ll have the kettle on for coffee and tea. Baked goods and coffin nails available on request.

Parks and Rec Everyone

A cup and poetry prompts or oracle questions

Art, Food/Drink, Spiritual
The Basement Nightly Horror Movies Friday, October 6 10:00 PM 2:00 AM

Come join us in the Basement for nightly movies from 10pmish to 2am. We’ve got some terrifyingly good picks for you to enjoy with us and we hope y’all aren’t too scared to come enjoy them.

Thursday night we will be showing Leatherface followed by Krampus

Friday Night we will be showing Tremors and Tremors 2: Aftershocks

Saturday Night we will be showing Tremors 3: Back to Perfection and Tremors 4: The Legend Begins

Sunday Night we will be showing Freshwater and A Quite Place: Part 2

The Basement 18+ Only (adult content)

Popcorn, a blanket and your favorite burner buddy to watch movies with

Art, Anarchy, Educational, Spiritual
Pink Party DGB Style Friday, October 6 10:00 PM 5:00 AM

IT’S PINK! Sick of it yet?? Bust out the pink looks one more time this year and dance the night away at Dirt Go Brrr’s pretty, pink rager.

Dirt Go Brrr Everyone

Your cutest pink looks, accessories, flow toys, lights, etc. Let’s see some creativity here, people…

Art, Anarchy, Music
Teak & Joe’s Bonding Ceremony Friday, October 6 10:30 PM 12:00 AM

Start Congregating over at LoveCuntry around 10:30pm. Show up early, if you wanna get outfitted at Plato’s Closet (togas and accessories).

The procession will begin over there at 11pm. We have candles (with moop guards) for everyone. More directions will be given at LoveCuntry.

In the event weather is cold and rainy, we’ll just roll with it and reconfigure the procession, congregating in the LoveLab Village Complex.

The Nuptials will proceed inside the complex, at the Temple of Ares and Aphrodite (=> Eros). We’re commemorating the Sacred Band of Thebes (gay army of Ancient Greece)!

LoveLab Village Sound Camp 21+ Only

Your beautiful self (Ancient Greek Costume – toga donation/outfitting at LoveCuntry).

Music, Spiritual
Heavy Metal Happy Hour Friday, October 6 11:30 PM 1:00 AM

What the fuck is up Dennys?! DJ event full of riffer madness. Embrace the anti-vibe.

Navios Fantasma 21+ Only

Cups and heads to bang

Food/Drink, Music
Midnight Boingo Friday, October 6 11:59 PM 12:10 AM

Come join us at Spoopyisle for this beloved tradition where we gather to dance and chant along to the ancient wisdom of Oingo Boingo. It will be THE dead man’s party of the ages because, truly, no one lives forever. Stay (if you dare) for our first ever “House of Whore-ors” performance event. (Biongo is for everyone, however, the HoW event is 18+)

Spoopyisle Everyone Music
Event Name Date Start Time End Time Description Location Audience What to bring Type of Event
The Friday Night Bonding Bash Saturday, October 7 12:00 AM 5:00 AM

DJ Line up:
11pm-12: Teak & Joe’s Wedding
12-1am: Teak
1-2am: Jamie Schwinn
2-3am: Illuminati Beatz
3-4am: Chris Carter
4-5am: Ammi

LoveLab Village Sound Camp 21+ Only

Bring your Booty and shake it

Food/Drink, Music
House of Whore-ors Saturday, October 7 12:10 AM

Ghouls, ghouls, ghouls! Come let our fang-tastic crew both terrify and excite you with a horror-themed strip show. Sign up on our performer’s list before the event and perform yourself, if you dare! All genders, skill, and confidence levels welcome (18+ ONLY!). If you’ve got it, haunt it. Wristbands will be given out indicating if you would like performers to interact with you or keep their distance. Either way, we’ll be sure to put a spell on you.

Spoopyisle 18+ Only (adult content)

Something to sit on

Art, Music
Breakfast Before Bed Saturday, October 7 3:00 AM 4:00 AM

Come get some pancakes with Syrupy Buttery goodness (some carbs in your belly before bed)!

Friday: Located at the Temple of Demeter (Grain), in the LoveLab Village Sound Camp.

If you so choose, you may bring an offering of snacks to the Temple of Demeter at any time… So we can all snack on each other’s snacks (snack donations not required to attend).

Saturday: Same location, but it’s the “Bears in Space” party. Feed the Bears and yourselves! (Did we mention snacks?)

LoveLab Village Sound Camp 21+ Only

Bring your hungry bellies (Snacks are optional)!

Food/Drink, Music
Welcome to the Dawn Saturday, October 7 7:00 AM 8:00 AM

Come sip some tea, watch the sunrise, and contemplate the wonders of the universe in silence or quiet discussion. At 7:15 Kristin will lead anyone interested in a good morning stretch. We’ll have a limited number of yoga mats, so please bring your own if you have one.

Parks&Rec Everyone

mug for tea or coffee, yoga mat for stretching

Food/Drink, Spiritual
Unicorn Husk Healing Saturday, October 7 9:00 AM 7:01 PM

Immerse yourself in a weekend of catharsis and creation with our Unicorn corn husk effigies. Pour your heart and soul into crafting your personalized fire pony, and find release when it ascends in flames, embodying rebirth and renewal. Going all weekend.

Communitease Everyone

Eco Friendly effigy supplies

Art, Crafts, Anarchy, Educational, Spiritual, Sport
Stretch & Pretend! Saturday, October 7 10:00 AM 10:30 AM

We will stretch our sillies out and pretend to be different animals using kids yoga cards. If you’d like to pretend you’re an animal or a tree this session is for you. All ages welcome.

The Parent Hood Everyone Sport
Dark Coffee and Chill Vibes Saturday, October 7 10:00 AM 12:00 PM

Pittsburgh Trash Mermaid presents coffee and tea services with dark and chill soundtrack. Start your day the most pleasant way.

Lovelab Village Sound Camp Everyone

Cups, thirst

Food/Drink, Music
Garden of New Life Saturday, October 7 10:00 AM 12:00 PM

Come on by The Upcycle workshop to learn about our broken recycling system! No but really come see how we turn post consumer #2 recycled plastic into new a useful things like carabiners and other housewares! (and Grab yourself a Recycled plastic carabiner to attach your cup to your pants or bag! Woo!) We’ll be doing melting demos and answering questions from 10am – 12pm on Sat & Sun!

The Upcycle Workshop Everyone

Clean and Dry #2 Plastic if you got any! A burning desire to learn about recycling is a plus too!

Art, Crafts, Educational
Beans for Babes Saturday, October 7 10:00 AM 1:00 PM

Lounge as our baristas serve up cold brew, pour overs, tea and more to start your day off right.

Shut Up Coffee Everyone

Drink vessel

Food/Drink
Mimosa Off the Tracks Saturday, October 7 10:00 AM 2:00 PM

The Mimosa Train is going off tracks this season and will be stationed at Camp Lazer Grand Station for the entire morning of Saturday. Instead of waiting for the train, you’ll have to walk to the platform to be rewarded with the sweet, sweet ambrosia of mimosa. Good while supplies last. Non-alcoholic orange juice also provided.

Camp Lazer 21+ Only

Drinking vessel

Food/Drink
Stone Soup Saturday, October 7 10:00 AM 6:00 PM

Hawksnest will be bringing our BIG soup pot and asking everyone to stop, add to the deliciousness and check on the soup as the day progresses. Soups on at 6PM, bring a bowl, spoon and cup and we will also have tasty bread and some fun beers to share. Nonvegetarian event.

Camp Hawksnest Everyone

bowl, cup, spoon and your appetite!

Food/Drink
Cereal Killer Saturday, October 7 10:00 AM 12:00 PM

Load up on carbs for burn day! Devour a bowl of your favorite breakfast cereal. Milk and oat milk will be available.

Camp Dreadful Everyone

A bowl and spoon

Food/Drink, Anarchy
Burning Man Principles Storytime Saturday, October 7 10:30 AM 11:00 AM

Join us as we read beautiful picture books that illustrate some of the principles of Burning Man. We’ll discuss how we can live these principles at the burn and in the default world. Intended for kids, but all kids at heart are welcome.

The Parent Hood Everyone Educational
Pancakes and Mimosas Saturday, October 7 10:30 AM 12:00 PM

Pancakes and mimosas, made just for you by our array of Flakey chefs. Ask for a heaping serving of flakes with your pancakes! Vegan options for pancakes will be available. ID required for mimosas.

Flaketown Everyone

Plates, cups, and an appetite

Food/Drink
Stone Soup Exer-Share Saturday, October 7 11:00 AM 12:00 PM

Let’s move our bodies and connect! Join our circle of gym membership dropouts as we pass around the Holy Handweight. When it gets to you, you can lead a favorite stretch, or pilates exercise, or yoga movement, or zumba groove, or what have you – or pass it along to the next participant if you don’t want to lead. Drop in whenever you want; stay as long as you want; rest as much as you want.

Blue Intensity Everyone

A sense of humor and, if possible, something to lay on such as a towel or mat. We will also have some available.

Spiritual, Sport
Eat Our Fucking Snacks Saturday, October 7 11:00 AM 7:00 PM

Stop by and put together your own custom trail mix blend. Do you like to lick sweet or salty from your fingertips? Either way, we’ve got you! Like nuts in your mouth? We’ve got you! Don’t like nuts? There’s no snack shaming here! Feeling fruity, spicy…or BOTH? We’ve got you! We will provide an assortment of items to choose from and we want you to eat our fucking snacks. *available as a self-serve station daily, while supplies last* (inspo credit: Rev. JackAssHolio, LoveBurn 2022)

Camp Jellyfish Everyone

peckishness

Food/Drink
Intentional Communities talk and economics Saturday, October 7 11:11 AM 12:12 PM

Dive deep into the world of Intentional Communities and uncover the unique economic models that underpin their sustainability and growth. Engage in a group discussion on the challenges and rewards of community-centric living. This event is ideal for those curious about alternative living and its economic implications.

Communitease Everyone Educational
Secret Meeting Saturday, October 7 12:00 PM 1:00 PM

The usual place, the usual time is listed. See you there.

Secret Camp Everyone Spiritual
Glorious Wholesome Hot Dogs Saturday, October 7 12:00 PM 2:00 PM

If you’re hungry for Glory then our Wholesome barbecue will be right up your alley (or Mad Dog Memory Lane, if you’re nasty). Ask us about our Hot Chicagos and Turbo Lovers.

Navios Fantasma 18+ Only (adult content)

NO HANDS

Food/Drink
Sanctuary Training Saturday, October 7 12:00 PM 12:30 PM

Hi! Come learn about what Sanctuary is, the fascinating volunteering details, and how we can all help support each other in our Home Universe of Constellation this year! As always, we could use and would LOVE extra volunteers, especially Shift Leads! Please reach out to Erin Furlong, your FlyingButterfly, or Salem, AKA Teddy, if you are interested in signing up as a Shift Lead, or just have questions! Welcome Home.*~

Sanctuary [near the Upper Dutch Blumpkin and Communitease TCs along the Asteroid Belt] Everyone

Intrigue, curiosity, compassion, a mind craving knowledge, and a cup for a beverage

Educational, Spiritual
Tea Time Saturday, October 7 12:00 PM 1:00 PM

Tantalize your taste buds with tea and tasty things. Squish suggests sharing scones and sweet sips with silly someones. Wear whimsical outfits!

Cenosilicaphobia Everyone
Learn to Safety for Fire Props Saturday, October 7 12:00 PM 1:00 PM

Want to help keep your fire-spinning friends safe? Learn how to be a fire safety!
Topics include:
-how to let spinners know if –oops!– they’re on fire!
-how to extinguish props and people with a fire blanket
-how to not get burned in the process
There will even be a chance to practice putting out props and people with a fire blanket at the end of the session!

4 Fingers Everyone

Your sober self, dressed in natural fibers

Educational
Classy cocktails! Saturday, October 7 12:30 PM 2:00 PM

Do you like fancy cocktails with epicurean ingredients? Mixologists RedHat and Mayor Bob invite you to choose from our drink menu and we’ll shake up some classic drinks. Extra points if you wear a cocktail dress, bow tie, or the like!
BYOC or use one of our martini glasses

Cenosilicaphobia 21+ Only

cup

Food/Drink
Talent show SIGN-UPS Saturday, October 7 1:00 PM 2:00 PM

Sign up sheet for the talent show will be available from 1-2pm at Dirt Go Brrr! If you are interested in signing up for the show but aren’t sure you can make it there between 1-2, you can stop at Camp U-CAN-LELE throughout the burn prior to this time to sign up.

Dirt Go Brrr (and camp U-CAN-LELE) Everyone
Constellation Choir Saturday, October 7 1:00 PM 2:00 PM

Come to a hour of singing circle songs—short repeating songs that can be more easily picked up on than traditional verse refrain verse songs. Friday at 1pm we will practice LoveLab love songs for the wedding, Saturday at 1pm will be fiery chants for Effigy. Sunday at 3pm will be shadow songs, songs that allow us to collectively grieve in sustainable ways for Temple, to be sung after the silence is broken. We will practice at the Matriarchs, and 30 min. before each ritual at the wedding venue/burn field. If you weren’t able to make choir and want to sing, come early to rituals and listen in.

Matriarchal Goddess Training Camp Everyone

notebook to write down lyrics, vocal recorder or app to record melody, water

Music, Spiritual
Journaling and the Art of Vulnerability – presented by Kitty Saturday, October 7 1:00 PM 2:00 PM

I’m sure you’ve heard me talk about my dream to create a camp filled with journals for all to read. Come help me make that a reality by getting your own journal and decorate it while we chat about the art and power of being vulnerable with our community. Let’s connect with others through our stories, help those who feel lost and alone,share the mundane and the exciting! There will be journals and decoration supplies available, but feel free to bring your own or just come learn more about what Im hoping to create for our community.if you can’t make it, come find me (Kitty) in open camping 💖

Parks & Rec Everyone Art, Crafts, Educational
It’s SunButter and Jelly Time Saturday, October 7 1:00 PM 2:30 PM

Hungry?!? Join us for SunButter and Jelly Sandwiches at 1 PM on Saturday. Allergen friendly. No nuts will be served. Want gluten free? Just bring your own bread and we’ll butter it up.

Just Like Peanut Butter and Jelly in the field Everyone

Gluten free bread if you can’t eat regular bread

Food/Drink
Questionable poison refreshments Saturday, October 7 1:00 PM 3:00 PM

They are not questionable, they are not poison, but they ARE refreshing and fun. The poison factory will be passing out non-alcoholic refreshers. We will ask you a fun random question which u must answer before receiving the drink. They are poison themed as we are the poison factory after all. Come learn a cool fact about poison and hangout at our camp or be on your way with a drinky drink

Poison factory Everyone

A vessel for their drink

Food/Drink, Educational
RIDE (Radical inclusion, diversity, equity) committee burner shoot! Saturday, October 7 1:00 PM 2:00 PM

Are you a BIPOC/POC, differently abled, or anyone that raduicul inclusion, diversity, and equity benefits? Well as member of the RIDE Committee and a professional photographer, along with AYE, we will be doing a 2nd photoshoot for the RIDE committee to showcase the vast array of burners. The shoot will be relatively quick with posed and candid individual photos, group photos, and hopefully a video. So wear your best burner gear, and get your booty in front of my camera

Meet at Balls Camp-and roam around Everyone

Any outfits, accessories to make you feel and look your best

Art
Decorate and Devour: Dino Edition Saturday, October 7 1:00 PM 2:00 PM

What’s better than arts and crafts? Arts and crafts AND SNACKS! Come decorate your very own mini-dino, customize a cookie, and enjoy an assortment of other snacks.

Jurassic Tarp Everyone Art, Crafts, Food/Drink
French Horn Petting Zoo Saturday, October 7 1:00 PM 2:00 PM

Come meet a French Horn! This is a chance to touch, play, and ask questions about this particular brass instrument. The horns are social creatures and love meeting other instruments too so feel free to introduce yours to me. All ages friendly

Spoopyisle Everyone

Curiosity

Art, Crafts, Music, Educational
Poi Spectacular! Saturday, October 7 1:00 PM 3:00 PM

Join us at the Poison Factory for a wickedly fun poi-spinning extravaganza! Whether you’re a beginner or a seasoned poison poi master, this event is perfect for all skill levels. From 1pm to 3pm, we’ll be whipping up some mesmerizing moves that will have you dancing with deadly grace in no time. Don’t worry if you’re new to poi, we’ve got a few sock poi on hand for you to practice with – no poison involved! So, come on down and let’s brew up some poi-tastic magic together.

Poison Factory Everyone
Aerials and Acro Class Saturday, October 7 1:00 PM 2:30 PM

Join us for aerials and partner acro jam. We will have aerial hoop and hammock on the the rig; learn to base and fly with partner acro. Newbies welcome (wear leggings/close fitting fitness gear and no jewelery or body lotion/oils). We will assist in spotting as you get off the ground!

Camp Kinkytown Off the Ground 18+ Only (adult content)

wear leggings/close fitting fitness gear, and no lotions or jewelry

Sport
Playa’s Got Talent Saturday, October 7 2:00 PM 3:30 PM

Do you have a special talent that you’ve been dying to put on display? Maybe you’re a musician, a juggler, or you can twist yourself into a pretzel, or you have incredible poi skills. Maybe your mom says you are a really good singer, or you know some magic tricks. Whatever you do, bring any props you need for Playa’s Got Talent, or just come to watch a showcase of all the incredible skills that the creative burner community has to offer. Co-hosted by Camp U-CAN-LELE and Dirt Go Brr, this is an event you don’t want to miss!

Dirt Go Brrr Everyone

Any props necessary for your talent

Art, Music
The Emergent Patterns of Life: A Talk on the History of Life Saturday, October 7 2:00 PM 3:00 PM

A talk that explores the history of life on earth, and the patterns that repeat in life over the 4 billion year that life has existed on the third rock of the sun. We’ll follow life from the first cells on earth, to the first mammal life, to modern day humans and our societies, to artificial intelligence, and we’ll close on how these patterns relate to the 10 Principles.

Parks & Rec Everyone Educational
“Good” Advice from Upper Dutch Blumpkin Saturday, October 7 2:00 PM 3:00 PM

Have a problem? Issue? Complication? Dilemma? Dispute? Issue? Well then head to Upper Dutch Blumpkin and we will give you the “best” advice we can come up with without actually listening. We have over 20 years of experience with all sort of problem “solving”. We are always HELPING.

Upper Dutch Blumpkin Everyone Educational
The Craft Saturday, October 7 2:00 PM 3:00 PM

Pittsburgh Trash Mermaid presents: arts and crafts! Friday come make your own duct tape flower. Duct tape fixes anything, even allergies! Saturday basic print making. Learn and show off your print making skills using a Styrofoam plate, a poking device, and your imagination. Impress your friends! Woo your paramour! Create art from trash!

LoveCuntry Everyone

Creativity

Art, Crafts
Toast Yourself Saturday, October 7 2:00 PM 3:00 PM

Join us in a moment of self-celebration! Raise a French toast stick in your own honor and share why its All About You. We can’t wait to hear what makes you, you! French Toast Sticks provided.

Camp All About Me Everyone
Aware Self Care Therapeutics Saturday, October 7 2:00 PM 2:30 PM

Postural Alignment, Iyengar Yoga, and Myofascial Unwinding. Learn Iyengar alignment cues as we plug in for a short practice to find the center of our bodies and ground down into the earth, moving through our fascia, unwinding it, spiraling up through any pain patterns and into ease of movement. Interplay between every day movements using the alignment cues. Build those skills for life—finding aligned rest postures to come home to, no matter how out of wack our bodies may get. Bodily self awareness, with Genevieve from Aware Self Care Therapeutics. Directly after Constellation Choir each day.

Matriarchal Goddess Training Camp Everyone
Castle Dirtbag JOUST! Saturday, October 7 2:30 PM 4:30 PM

Joinks! It’s a good olde fashioned JOUST!

2:30-3:30 Mature Melee
Grown folx to the field! Adults take up arms (and…other parts?) to fight to the dirt to win the favor of the Queen!

3:30-4:30 Junior Joust!
We believe the children are the future…of brutal bloodsport.

Refresh with some “mead” and edible dirt! Get yerself an official Sparklepony Hunting License. Tickle yer fancy in the Tavern.
Maybe more, never less.
All magical creatures welcome!

Castle Dirtbag Everyone

bloodlust and a terrible thirst

Art, Food/Drink, Anarchy, Music, Spiritual, Sport
Craftwork Cat o’ Nine Saturday, October 7 3:00 PM 4:00 PM

Help maintain the status quo de jour, “beatings will continue until morale improves!” Make your own clip-on cat o’ nine with braided polycord in the color of your choice. Completionists will receive a lil extra stellar flare. Don’t forget to ask consent before sharing your creations! (completion time, 10-20 minutes)

Crows Nest 21+ Only Crafts, Anarchy, Educational
Body Art Show & Tell Saturday, October 7 3:00 PM 5:00 PM

Are swaths of your skin covered in pieces of permanent artwork? Do you experience an overwhelming urge to view every tattoo you come across? Whether you’re inked and pierced or you just really love looking at neato body mods, join us for Body Art Show & Tell! We’ll have pageant sashes for our Show-and-Tellers to wear so it’s clear who is showing and telling. *All event participants MUST request/receive consent before touching a person’s body and/or clothing, whether or not they’re wearing a sash! Anyone not following basic consent practices will be removed from the event and reported.*

Oppositional Charm 18+ Only (adult content)

Show-and-Tellers: Consider wearing clothing (unless you don’t want to) that makes it easy and comfortable for you to display your pieces. We’ll have sources of heat to keep you warm if it’s chilly.

Art
Sensual Dance Class Saturday, October 7 3:00 PM 4:00 PM

Want to let out some sexy energy? Come dance with us over at Camp Lazer! Carla will be teaching a sensual dance piece for you to express your vibe through.

Camp Lazer 18+ Only (adult content)

Water for hydration, and maybe a towel, it could be a workout

Art, Music, Sport
Beats & Bends (& Brews) Saturday, October 7 3:00 PM 4:00 PM

It’s Saturday and your body hurts. Come join us for a not-so-granola stretch and yoga session. Joey Fabulous! will guide the movement while fresh beats dance through the air. Stick around afterward for the “Big Deal Happy Hour”.

LoveLab Village Sound Camp Everyone

Yoga mat, some will be provided (& a cup)

Food/Drink, Music, Spiritual, Sport
Last Quarter Banishing Ritual Saturday, October 7 3:00 PM 4:00 PM

Autumn is the time of letting go, and the waning moon is a powerful time for banishing. Join the Rev. Diane Emerald for a ceremony of letting go. No experience or materials necessary.

LoveLab Village Sound Camp Everyone

Ideas of what participants want to let go of in their lives

Spiritual
Beats & Bends (& Brews) Saturday, October 7 3:00 PM 4:00 PM

It’s Saturday and your body hurts. Come join us for a not-so-granola stretch and yoga session. Joey Fabulous! will guide the movement while fresh beats dance through the air. Stick around afterward for the “Big Deal Happy Hour”.

LoveLab Village Sound Camp Everyone

Yoga mat, some will be provided (& a cup)

Food/Drink, Music, Spiritual, Sport
Last Quarter Banishing Ritual Saturday, October 7 3:00 PM 4:00 PM

Autumn is the time of letting go, and the waning moon is a powerful time for banishing. Join the Rev. Diane Emerald for a ceremony of letting go. No experience or materials necessary.

LoveLab Village Sound Camp Everyone

Ideas of what participants want to let go of in their lives

Spiritual
Last Quarter Banishing Ritual Saturday, October 7 3:00 PM 4:00 PM

Autumn is the time of letting go, and the waning moon is a powerful time for banishing. Join the Rev. Diane Emerald for a ceremony of letting go. No experience or materials necessary.

LoveLab Village Sound Camp Everyone

Ideas of what participants want to let go of in their lives

Spiritual
A Cosmic Board Game Extravaganza Saturday, October 7 3:30 PM 5:30 PM

Dive into a world of cosmic competition and connection as you challenge fellow burners to epic battles of wit and skill. Whether you’re a board game master or a first-time player, there’s a seat at our interstellar table just for you. Come for the games, stay for the cosmic camaraderie, and let’s play our way through the infinite universe of board games!

May the dice roll in your favor.

Parks and Rec Everyone

Board Games if you have any you want to share. We will also have plenty!

Anarchy
Big Deal Happy Hour Saturday, October 7 4:00 PM 7:00 PM

Come try our Big Deal Spiced Rum Mule, with Big Deal Spiced Rum!

With DJs:
4-5pm: Bouncyhouse
5-6pm: Chris Carter
6-7pm: Krišjānis Gāle

May the Happy Hour never end!

LoveLab Village Sound Camp 18+ Only (adult content)

Bring a libation receptacle (your cup)!

Food/Drink, Music
HOMEBREW HAPPY HOUR Saturday, October 7 4:00 PM 6:00 PM

Do you, too, suffer from Cenosilicaphobia— fear of an empty glass? Bring your lonely mug by and we’ll put your fears to rest. We’re serving up a number of house-made kegged beers, a radler (lemonade mixed with beer? Whaaat? Trust us, those Germans know how to drink!) and a couple brand spankin’ new meads (Zingin Tart Cherry, and Mamey Sapote among them!) All of our offerings were brewed by on-site camp members, with love, for YOU. So come fill your empty glass with us!

Cenosilicaphobia Everyone

Bring a cup to try our brews, or to sample some of our non-alcoholic syrups with seltzer!

Food/Drink
Camp Tasty 4:21 Pot Luck Saturday, October 7 4:21 PM 5:21 PM

Our traditional post-4:20 Munchie Pot Luck, offering a variety of munchies and delectable delights for you to enjoy. Satisfy those munchies and load up for an evening of partying. Bring a plate to share or just chow down. This event begins at 4:21 sharp!

Camp Tasty Everyone

cup, plate, appetite

Food/Drink
Costume Parade! Saturday, October 7 4:30 PM 5:30 PM

Do you miss the costume parades from our youth? Let’s dress up and show off our best spoopy, scary, funniest, fabulous, and everything in between costumes! Meet at Camp Glow Babes Apothecary for some caramel apple cider, treats and goody bags. We will have a costume bin for anyone who needs one or wants to contribute! Then we’ll parade, dance, prance down our parade route! Paraders are welcome to join or leave at any point but all are welcome back to Camp Glow Babes Apothecary for more cider, food, conversation, games or just sit and chill.

Camp Glow Babes Apothecary/roaming Everyone

Bring your A (or B or C) game costume!

Cringey Emo Sing-Along Saturday, October 7 5:00 PM 7:00 PM

Come hang out and belt some classic 2000s emo staples! Featuring tracks by bands like My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Paramore, Mayday Parade, Dashboard Confessional, and more!

Spoopyisle Everyone Anarchy, Music, Spiritual
It’s 5 o’clock Somewhere Uke class and jam Saturday, October 7 5:00 PM 6:30 PM

Come learn how to play ukulele! Go from never-touched-one to 4 chord songs in one session, then stay for a follow-up jam starting at 5:45! Private tutelage available throughout the burn as well.

Camp U-CAN-LELE Everyone

Ukulele if you have your own, or borrow one of ours!

Music, Educational
Enchanted Mirror Stylings Saturday, October 7 5:00 PM 6:30 PM

This year, Castle Dirtbag has come to share one of our greatest treasures! We bring to share with you, our Enchanted Mirror! As with all magic, it can be a bit chaotic. Our fabulous mirror gives sassy opinions to those who gaze upon it. So in order for you to feel your best, we have brought along our Royal Stylists! We will be offering hair and makeup help you can feel stylish before the big burn.

Castle Dirtbag Everyone Art, Spiritual
Grilled Cheese and Flakey Drinks Saturday, October 7 5:00 PM 6:30 PM

Delicious, tasty grilled cheeses, made just for you! Alcoholic drinks will also be available, with a tasty serving of flakes in each glass (bring your heckin’ ID). It’s kind of like breakfast cereal, except more fun. There will be a limited amount of vegan cheese and gluten-free bread as well.

Flaketown Everyone

Plates, cups, and an appetite

Food/Drink
Dino Nuggs and Cheesy Chomps Saturday, October 7 5:00 PM 5:41 PM

Dig into a feast fit for a pack of hungry velociraptors! Jurassic Tarp is back with dino nuggets and cheese & mac (contains more cheese than mac). Served while supplies last.

Jurassic Tarp Everyone

Plate/Bowl, Utensil(s)

Food/Drink
Pizza Pies and Brew Skies Saturday, October 7 5:30 PM 7:30 PM

On burn night we are going to bake made to order pizza pies and will have a craft stout on tap. Come over for some yummy good food and hang by the fire! We’ll have a few gluten free doughs available so everyone who wants a slice can enjoy. You’re welcome to bring your favorite toppings if you have a special hankering or non-dairy is your thing.
Hot & Cold Chai available for if beer isn’t your thing.

Camp Nama”Stay In Bed Everyone

cups and plates

Food/Drink
Effigy Burn Perimeter Volunteer Meeting Saturday, October 7 6:00 PM 6:30 PM

If you’ve signed up to staff the perimeter for the Effigy Burn, please come to this meeting.

Burn Field Everyone Educational
Hot Buns Saturday, October 7 6:00 PM 7:00 PM

Are you a fan of the hit YouTube sensation Hot Ones? Do you are someone you love crave the taste of fire in your mouth?

Well come on down to the basement and witness Dr. Gorgeous putting our special guests through a serious of intense questions with even more intense hot sauces to really spice up the event!

If you would like to be one of our celebrity burners pleasers see Dr. Gorgeous or Danny Baltimore and let us know. This one is going to be a scorcher.

The Basement Everyone

There is nothing required to be brought for this event.

Art, Food/Drink, Anarchy, Educational, Spiritual
All-Stars Parade to the Effigy Saturday, October 7 6:30 PM 7:00 PM

As darkness descends, gather your glow, your shine, your noise, and your fabulous self, and join the parade from all points of Constellation to the burn field!
At our new site, the effigy will be located thru the woods about a quarter mile from the majority of camps, so we’re getting there in style… together!

Everywhere, to the Burn Field Everyone

Light and noisemakers, anything you’ll want during the Effigy Burn

Cackle Calisthenics Saturday, October 7 6:37 PM 6:57 PM

Usher in the BURN and set the tone of the dark through hysterics with Coven. Laughter will be ongoing through the 20 minutes surrounding the sunset. Come and go as you please.

Easy Bake Coven Everyone Anarchy, Spiritual
Effigy Burn! Saturday, October 7 7:30 PM 10:00 PM

Tonight’s the night – we will burn the effigies! (Times are approximate.)

Burn Field Everyone Art, Anarchy, Music, Spiritual
BOD Meet AND Greet Saturday, October 7 8:00 PM 10:00 PM

Come and have all your questions about FPCS answered by REAL BOD members.

Burn Field Everyone Educational
Burn Night Respite Saturday, October 7 10:00 PM 11:59 PM

Felling a little overwhelmed from All the All? Have you been going, going, going? Love dancing but just need something a bit more low-key for a moment? Come by our Burn Night Respite super-chill, just-have-a-cup-of-tea Mad Tea Party chill zone. We’ve got a fire, we’ve got tea, we might even have cookies if someone remembered to refill the cookie plate. Come sip tea quietly while sitting on one of our mushroom stools. Maybe you’ll find yourself engaged in a lovely conversation. Maybe you’ll just stare at the fire. Maybe you’ll follow the White Rabbit to … who knows where. We’re here for you.

Mad Tea Party Everyone Food/Drink
Bears in Space! (space… space… space… space…) Saturday, October 7 10:00 PM 5:00 AM

Come help The Bears blast off into space! Come on people… We got a galaxy to save!
Line up:
10-11pm: mTp (mike The performer)
11pm-12am: Ammi
12-1am: Illuminati Beatz
1-2am: Schwinn
2-3am: Teak
3-4am: Chris Carter
4-5am: Sasha

LoveLab Village Sound Camp 21+ Only

Bring your booty and your good vibes (no escape pods necessary)!

Food/Drink, Music
The Basement Nightly Horror Movies Saturday, October 7 10:00 PM 2:00 AM

Come join us in the Basement for nightly movies from 10pmish to 2am. We’ve got some terrifyingly good picks for you to enjoy with us and we hope y’all aren’t too scared to come enjoy them.

Thursday night we will be showing Leatherface followed by Krampus

Friday Night we will be showing Tremors and Tremors 2: Aftershocks

Saturday Night we will be showing Tremors 3: Back to Perfection and Tremors 4: The Legend Begins

Sunday Night we will be showing Freshwater and A Quite Place: Part 2

The Basement 18+ Only (adult content)

Popcorn, a blanket and your favorite burner buddy to watch movies with

Art, Anarchy, Educational, Spiritual
Glowrious Gathering- a DGB Glow Party Saturday, October 7 10:00 PM 6:00 AM

Immerse yourself in a kaleidoscope of colors and let the beat get you all like oOOoooOo. Wear your brightest neon colored clothing, get painted with UV paint, relax in our lounge and around our fire pits, spin a fire prop in our fire and enjoy our shitty bar service and colorful camp characters. No sleep police here!

Dirt Go Brrr Everyone

Neon clothing and accessories, dancing shoes, LED and fire props, and a party attitude.

Art, Food/Drink, Anarchy, Music
Salty Swing by djfuture86 Saturday, October 7 11:00 PM 1:00 AM

Ever wonder what its like to join a proper N’Orleans Jazz Funeral? Stop by the Nest after the burn for a live mix featuring Spooky Electro swing, retro swing revival, global fusion, experimental hiphop, nightcore and chiptune with a hint of cosmic nostalgia.

Crows Nest 18+ Only (adult content)

good vibrations

Anarchy, Music
Event Name Date Start Time End Time Description Location Audience What to bring Type of Event
Breakfast Before Bed Sunday, October 8 3:00 AM 4:00 AM

Come get some pancakes with Syrupy Buttery goodness (some carbs in your belly before bed)!

Friday: Located at the Temple of Demeter (Grain), in the LoveLab Village Sound Camp.

If you so choose, you may bring an offering of snacks to the Temple of Demeter at any time… So we can all snack on each other’s snacks (snack donations not required to attend).

Saturday: Same location, but it’s the “Bears in Space” party. Feed the Bears and yourselves! (Did we mention snacks?)

LoveLab Village Sound Camp 21+ Only

Bring your hungry bellies (Snacks are optional)!

Food/Drink, Music
Unicorn Husk Healing Sunday, October 8 9:00 AM 5:00 PM

Immerse yourself in a weekend of catharsis and creation with our Unicorn corn husk effigies. Pour your heart and soul into crafting your personalized fire pony, and find release when it ascends in flames, embodying rebirth and renewal. Going all weekend.

Communitease Everyone

Eco Friendly effigy supplies

Art, Crafts, Anarchy, Educational, Spiritual, Sport
Garden of New Life Sunday, October 8 10:00 AM 12:00 PM

Come on by The Upcycle workshop to learn about our broken recycling system! No but really come see how we turn post consumer #2 recycled plastic into new a useful things like carabiners and other housewares! (and Grab yourself a Recycled plastic carabiner to attach your cup to your pants or bag! Woo!) We’ll be doing melting demos and answering questions from 10am – 12pm on Sat & Sun!

The Upcycle Workshop Everyone

Clean and Dry #2 Plastic if you got any! A burning desire to learn about recycling is a plus too!

Art, Crafts, Educational
Dark Coffee and Chill Vibes Sunday, October 8 10:00 AM 12:00 PM

Pittsburgh Trash Mermaid presents coffee and tea services with dark and chill soundtrack. Start your day the most pleasant way.

Lovelab Village Sound Camp Everyone

Cups, thirst

Food/Drink, Music
Beans for Babes Sunday, October 8 10:00 AM 1:00 PM

Lounge as our baristas serve up cold brew, pour overs, tea and more to start your day off right.

Shut Up Coffee Everyone

Drink vessel

Food/Drink
Waffle n Bacon Brunch – GF Friendly! Sunday, October 8 10:00 AM 11:30 AM

Waffles are GF but contain eggs and dairy. Its our waffle n bacon brunch!

Catastrophe! Everyone

Bring a plate and your cup

Food/Drink
Dumpster Daycare for Adults Sunday, October 8 10:00 AM 2:00 PM

Tuckered out after a raucous burn night? Come drop yourself off at Camp Dumpster Fire’s “Dumpster Daycare” and let your inner burner baby come play with games and coloring books, relax in our stuffie filled cuddle puddle, ask for a story to be read, or for a snack and drink.

Dumpster Fire 18+ Only (adult content)

Something to share for Show n’ Tell

Art, Crafts, Food/Drink, Music, Educational
Sunday Waffles Sunday, October 8 10:30 AM 11:30 AM

Traditional for many years! Join us for some home cooked goodness. Take the scrapple challenge, too! Please bring your
own plates and utensils! Real maple syrup will be available, but bring any other toppings you want to share with the
community.

Videogasm Everyone

Plates, napkins and utensils.

Food/Drink
What’s the Buzz?! JC Superstar Pancake Breakfast Sing-Along Sunday, October 8 10:30 AM 12:00 PM

When do we ride into Jerusalem?
Sunday 10:30am-12:00pm
Join us for our silly and boisterous “JCSS Sing-Along” as we serve Kiki’s pancakes with multifarious toppings. Get ‘em ‘til you commend your spirit!

Pyramid People Everyone

A plate and fork (LNT)

Food/Drink
Pancakes and Mimosas Sunday, October 8 10:30 AM 12:00 PM

Pancakes and mimosas, made just for you by our array of Flakey chefs. Ask for a heaping serving of flakes with your pancakes! Vegan options for pancakes will be available. ID required for mimosas.

Flaketown Everyone

Plates, cups, and an appetite

Food/Drink
Sunday Bloody Sunday Sunday, October 8 11:00 AM 1:00 PM

Join us for Sunday morning Bloody Marys. We’ll have all the fixins’, BYO cup.

Camp Sunflower, RV camping, probably in Outer Rim 21+ Only

Cup, stories from last night

Food/Drink
Eat Our Fucking Snacks Sunday, October 8 11:00 AM 7:00 PM

Stop by and put together your own custom trail mix blend. Do you like to lick sweet or salty from your fingertips? Either way, we’ve got you! Like nuts in your mouth? We’ve got you! Don’t like nuts? There’s no snack shaming here! Feeling fruity, spicy…or BOTH? We’ve got you! We will provide an assortment of items to choose from and we want you to eat our fucking snacks. *available as a self-serve station daily, while supplies last* (inspo credit: Rev. JackAssHolio, LoveBurn 2022)

Camp Jellyfish Everyone

peckishness

Food/Drink
Ponder’s Den Poker Sunday, October 8 12:00 PM 7:00 PM

Come on over to Ponder’s Den Friday and Sunday and join our poker game! Each new player receives 20 stickers to bet in our games, with special prizes for winning a hand against Ponder himself!

Friday: NOON til dark o clock
Sunday: NOON til dark o clock.
Come on over!

Ponder’s Den Everyone

You may bring extra stickers to gamble with.
Smoking and drinking is permitted in camp.

Sport
Pumpkin Spice up ur Life Sunday, October 8 12:00 PM 1:00 PM

Wear your best yoga pants and bring a mug because we are getting BASIC, WITCHES! You and your BFF Becky are sure to enjoy our pumpkin spice lattes, ineptly prepared by a whole team of managers ready to be berated!

Camp Dreadful Everyone Food/Drink, Anarchy, Music
Group Shower Sunday, October 8 12:00 PM 3:00 PM

please Join us at the Shower Station for the first annual group showers!

Shower Station 18+ Only (adult content)

Towel

Art
Partner Yoga Sunday, October 8 12:00 PM 1:00 PM

Join me and my lovely assistant for some easy going and silly partner yoga. Bring a friend, or make one there.
No experience necessary, all levels welcome.
A limited number of mats will be available, so please bring your own if you have one.

Parks & Rec Everyone

Yoga mat and a buddy

Sport
Rollz with the Holz Sunday, October 8 1:00 PM 2:30 PM

Being West Virginia burners calls for sharing the Mountain State Treat ~ The Pepperoni Roll ~ the state’s filling favorite sandwich/snack. Created in 1927 by an Italian immigrant for coal miners to simplify meals while working. This self enclosed snack sandwich is simply pepperoni in a fluffy roll. (Some will also be available with cheese & other variations). Swing on by & share a roll with the Holz camp while supplies last. Sorry no gluten-free or vegan options available.

Glass Holz Everyone

An empty hand to hold your roll

Food/Drink
Decorate and Devour: Dino Edition Sunday, October 8 1:00 PM 2:00 PM

What’s better than arts and crafts? Arts and crafts AND SNACKS! Come decorate your very own mini-dino, customize a cookie, and enjoy an assortment of other snacks.

Jurassic Tarp Everyone Art, Crafts, Food/Drink
A Cosmic Board Game Extravaganza Sunday, October 8 1:00 PM 3:00 PM

Dive into a world of cosmic competition and connection as you challenge fellow burners to epic battles of wit and skill. Whether you’re a board game master or a first-time player, there’s a seat at our interstellar table just for you. Come for the games, stay for the cosmic camaraderie, and let’s play our way through the infinite universe of board games!

May the dice roll in your favor.

Parks and Rec Everyone

Board Games if you have any you want to share. We will also have plenty!

Anarchy
Catching some Dreams Sunday, October 8 1:00 PM 2:00 PM

Come and decorate a dream catcher to take home to put over your bed. It is believed by many Native Americans this allows only good dreams to come through and blocks nightmares. Decorate them with beads and feathers. Everything provided.

Camp Nama”Stay In Bed Everyone Crafts
Dark Arts & Crafts Sunday, October 8 1:00 PM 2:00 PM

Summon your creativity, channel your inner demons, and make something fun with us. We will provide all the necessary supplies for you to create some spooky keepsakes.

Camp Dreadful Everyone Art, Crafts, Anarchy
Let’s Write a Song! Sunday, October 8 2:00 PM 3:00 PM

Come join us to write an irreverent or meaningful or nonsensical song! We’ll start with a few basic chords and work out a melody and lyrics. No songwriting experience necessary!

Camp U-CAN-LELE Everyone

Any instruments you’d like, or borrow one of ours

Art, Music
Juggle Class and Flow Freestyle Sunday, October 8 2:00 PM 3:30 PM

Join us for a basic juggling class with flow toy freestyle! Bring you own flow toys or borrow some of ours!

Camp Kinkytown Off the Ground 18+ Only (adult content)

flow toys optional

Sport
Constellation Choir Sunday, October 8 3:00 PM 4:00 PM

Come to a hour of singing circle songs—short repeating songs that can be more easily picked up on than traditional verse refrain verse songs. Friday at 1pm we will practice LoveLab love songs for the wedding, Saturday at 1pm will be fiery chants for Effigy. Sunday at 3pm will be shadow songs, songs that allow us to collectively grieve in sustainable ways for Temple, to be sung after the silence is broken. We will practice at the Matriarchs, and 30 min. before each ritual at the wedding venue/burn field. If you weren’t able to make choir and want to sing, come early to rituals and listen in.

Matriarchal Goddess Training Camp Everyone

notebook to write down lyrics, vocal recorder or app to record melody, water

Music, Spiritual
Sunday Swag Swap Sunday, October 8 3:00 PM 5:00 PM

Collect, donate or trade stickers, pins and constellation merch before setting a return course to that Orwellian hellscape we call, “civilized” society.

Crows Nest Everyone Spiritual
Freestyle Dance Session Sunday, October 8 3:00 PM 4:30 PM

Have you been looking to explore more of your personal dance style? Come vibe out at Camp Lazer. Carla will be leading a session with a random queue of songs and movement prompts if you’d like further inspiration. Maybe we can collaborate on a piece in the end.

Camp Lazer 18+ Only (adult content)

Water for hydration; maybe a towel, it could be a workout

Art, Music, Sport
Aware Self Care Therapeutics Sunday, October 8 4:00 PM 4:30 PM

Postural Alignment, Iyengar Yoga, and Myofascial Unwinding. Learn Iyengar alignment cues as we plug in for a short practice to find the center of our bodies and ground down into the earth, moving through our fascia, unwinding it, spiraling up through any pain patterns and into ease of movement. Interplay between every day movements using the alignment cues. Build those skills for life—finding aligned rest postures to come home to, no matter how out of wack our bodies may get. Bodily self awareness, with Genevieve from Aware Self Care Therapeutics. Directly after Constellation Choir each day.

Matriarchal Goddess Training Camp Everyone
Rock n Roll Singalong Sunday, October 8 4:00 PM 6:00 PM

Join us for a Rock n Roll singalong – like Karaoke but with everyone singing together. We’ll have favories from a variety of 90s and 2000s artists, including Weezer, Counting Crows, Cake and more!

Camp Kinkytown Off the Ground 18+ Only (adult content)

chair or blankets to sit, musical instruments welcome!

Music
Sunday Tea Dance Sunday, October 8 4:00 PM 6:00 PM

Based on LGBTQ+ dance parties, back in the day, held in the afternoon at teatime… Because if they held it at night, they’d be targeted and shutdown, etc…

With DJs:
4-5pm: Nigel
5-6pm: mTp (mike The performer)

LoveLab Village Sound Camp 21+ Only

Bring your Booty! Bring your cup! (Tea is optional.)

Food/Drink, Music
Dungeons & Dragons Sunday, October 8 4:00 PM 7:00 PM

Come play a one-shot with us! No experience necessary. Characters provided or come a little early and make your own. We have everything you need to play. 5e.

Camp U-CAN-LELE Everyone
Grilled Cheese and Flakey Drinks Sunday, October 8 5:00 PM 6:30 PM

Delicious, tasty grilled cheeses, made just for you! Alcoholic drinks will also be available, with a tasty serving of flakes in each glass (bring your heckin’ ID). It’s kind of like breakfast cereal, except more fun. There will be a limited amount of vegan cheese and gluten-free bread as well.

Flaketown Everyone

Plates, cups, and an appetite

Food/Drink
Irish Goodbye, Returns Sunday, October 8 6:00 PM 8:00 PM

Oh Danny, can’t you hear those $&@! bagpipes calling? GD Tinnitus, I don’t either! Grab a cup and stop by the booth for a pre-burn toast. Say goodbye, or don’t, whatever, I’m not crying, you’re crying! ☘️

TOAST @ ~7 PM

Crows Nest 21+ Only

a cup, or cupped hands for the cynics

Food/Drink, Anarchy, Music
Hot Buns Sunday, October 8 6:00 PM 7:00 PM

Are you a fan of the hit YouTube sensation Hot Ones? Do you are someone you love crave the taste of fire in your mouth?

Well come on down to the basement and witness Dr. Gorgeous putting our special guests through a serious of intense questions with even more intense hot sauces to really spice up the event!

If you would like to be one of our celebrity burners pleasers see Dr. Gorgeous or Danny Baltimore and let us know. This one is going to be a scorcher.

The Basement Everyone

There is nothing required to be brought for this event.

Art, Food/Drink, Anarchy, Educational, Spiritual
Temple Burn Perimeter Volunteer Meeting Sunday, October 8 6:30 PM 7:00 PM

If you’re signed up to help with the perimeter for the Temple Burn, please come to this meeting.

Burn Field Everyone Educational
Irish Goodbye, Returns Sunday, October 8 7:00 PM 7:01 PM

Oh Danny, can’t you hear those $&@! bagpipes calling? GD Tinnitus, I don’t either! Grab a cup and stop by the booth for a pre-burn toast. Say goodbye, or don’t, whatever, I’m not crying, you’re crying! ☘️

TOAST @ ~7 PM

Crows Nest 21+ Only

a cup, or cupped hands for the cynics

Food/Drink, Anarchy, Music
Temple Burn Sunday, October 8 7:30 PM 10:00 PM

Times are approximate.

Burn Field Everyone Art, Spiritual
Firelight Folk-Sing / Jam Sunday, October 8 9:00 PM

Right after Temple Burn, come gather ’round the flickering fire and sing songs with us. Old songs encouraged, alongside golden new ones.

We’ll have a few songbooks for ya. Chances are, somebody will strum up some accompaniment. Once folks get the chorus and melody down, we could sing in a round. Might even try a little harmony, by and by.

Halloweeee!, Milky Way Everyone

That cute face and set of pipes! Songbooks or tabs, a favorite tune to sing together, a friend.
Also welcoming those acoustic machines that kill fascists

Music
The Basement Nightly Horror Movies Sunday, October 8 10:00 PM 2:00 AM

Come join us in the Basement for nightly movies from 10pmish to 2am. We’ve got some terrifyingly good picks for you to enjoy with us and we hope y’all aren’t too scared to come enjoy them.

Thursday night we will be showing Leatherface followed by Krampus

Friday Night we will be showing Tremors and Tremors 2: Aftershocks

Saturday Night we will be showing Tremors 3: Back to Perfection and Tremors 4: The Legend Begins

Sunday Night we will be showing Freshwater and A Quite Place: Part 2

The Basement 18+ Only (adult content)

Popcorn, a blanket and your favorite burner buddy to watch movies with

Art, Anarchy, Educational, Spiritual