4Fingers
An ensemble of characters known for their absurdity, sarcasm, wit, outbursts, zany ideas, and random singing? Yup, that’s us! Burner style, of course. Food good; tree pretty; fire awesome; yay, boobies!
A Rest Stop
Come chill, visit, snack or chat. We have snack food, beverages and quiet activities. We also serve ‘Sometimes Soup’ cause sometimes we have it and sometimes we don’t! We are a Carnivore Camp.
Are We There Yet?
The roadside carnival within the carnival! We revel in night magic.
Balls go brrrr AF Village
Slide into Ball’s Camp, where the magic of spheres reigns supreme! Enjoy ball gowns, round snacks, baller art, and chaos. Dress to impress in your finest burner baller attire or just come for the fun. Let your inner chaos goblin loose and roll with us!
Bank of the Apocalypse
Congratulations on surviving the apocalypse! Manage the wholesale collapse of the world economy with Apocalypse Bead Feats. Grab an investment tin from the Bank. Take a bead/leave a bead at conveniently located ATMs. Gift beads for feats of body, mind, funny, kind, or any other feat you find.
Barrel of Fun
Barrel of Fun is back, bringing their signature squeaky toys, homebrewed hootenannies, and hosting Constellation’s very own marching band! Band Camp from mid-day til the daily 3:02 jam. Also, BoF is your #1 pit stop for Hot Dog-Based Street Racing. Can you earn a place in the Weiner’s Circle?
Blue Intensity
Blue. Lots of it. Intensely. In Tent City. We have lots of big feelings. So do you. You can bring them to us. And we’ll give you coffee (or decaf or hot cocoa). And a (consensual) hug. <3
Bussed 2 Move
We are an intergalactic dance stop and repair shop (Busta Nut) so you can shake it ’til you break it! Party with the magic school bus while we take you on dance adventures all over the galaxy. Also swing by for some beer and advice (Busta Brew) or midnight grilled cheese!
CHIM
Hear our propaganda! Eat our food!
Camp Allidaseuq
Find refuge and rest in our intimate cheesy abode. Join in some conversation around the fire pit, lie down in our garden cuddle puddle, or join in some conversation in our shaded queso cafe. We are a queer-loving, comfortable support camp that strives to bring deviant wholesomeness to the burn.
Camp Condiment
Are you are excited to put something in your mouth this burn? Did you forget that one really, really important thing to put on it? If you have dubious answers to these questions, come to Camp Condiment! We have what you need.
Camp Dreadful
Spooky season is in full effect on the playa at Camp Dreadful! Join your favorite Camp Monsters for boo-zy drinks, dark beats, and sickening treats. Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods!
Camp Du Jour
Sound, bar, lounge, fire, infinite possibilities. We will be acquiring multiple playa names, and with the assuming and discarding of names, we plan to take on new temporary identities, shifting focuses, like a mutated phoenix emerging horrifically from the ashes of whatever the hell we were before.
Camp Field Trippin’
We’re a group of your favorite class clowns, bad influences, and teacher’s pets who all got top of their class for hijinks & hilarity! Learn something new, compete in our wacky games, enjoy a good old fashioned slumber party where no one ever sleeps, or dance the night away to our funky beats!
Camp Jellyfish
Camp Jellyfish is a chill space to hang out while we encourage you to participate in our random shenanigans and fuckery.
Camp Lazer
The famous Lazer Show will be back with updated Lasers! We provide visual stimulation as a backdrop to the music and we have a lounge area where you can cozy up to a fire and watch the show.
Camp Less / More Art
Camp Less / More Art is an artist based theme camp. We spend our burn time on brining art and interactive play to the event, and less time on camping and infrastructure. Explore our eclectic art display and participate in the 1000 Constellation Candles of Light interactive burning project.
Camp Nama’Stay in Bed Renagades
We are a Zen space where you can come and hang out, have a great conversation, and get a hug. Large structure for inclement weather. May have yoga if I feel like getting out of bed. Probably some craft event. We definitely will have a couple fabulous food events. Shenanigans!.
Camp Soupercamp (AKA Tea and Trepidation)
Camp Soupercamp takes care of our comrades by providing hot soup, coffee, tea and a warm, welcoming space to interact with other bipedal hominids of the Burner variety.
Camp Tasty
Tasty Folks, Tasty Food, and Tasty Talk. Every Saturday afternoon at 4:21 we serve up an array of noshes and munchies for your post-4:20 needs. Stop by and hang out at the fire and check out the Hitchhiker’s Guide for our events.
Camp U-CAN-LELE
Offering ukulele lessons, jams, songwriting workshops, and more G strings than other camps! We have loaners, but please feel free to bring your own if you have one! (Donations accepted!) We also have a selection of games to play spontaneously, or join us for D&D/other RPGs- the DM is a bard!
Camp You Are Here
Connection, celebration, empathy, authenticity, being in the present moment.
Camp Zoo
Welcome to Camp Zoo! We focus on bringing out the wild animal in burners like you. There will be chill vibes by day, and ROARING music & light synced performances by night. Camp Zoo is the home of all your safari adventures.
Camp Contact
Camp Contact offers transformational workshops and playshops for heightening our awareness, relationality and embodiment
Cease and Desist Camp
Cease and Desist Camp is a compilation of art projects that upset some large companies. Come see what annoyed them and have fun.
The camp will also have mobility devices, including scooters, power wheelchairs and walkers for those in need of assistance to borrow. See Saint for assistance.
Cenosilicaphobia
Do you suffer from fear of an empty glass? Bring your lonely mug by, we’ll put fears to rest serving up beer, cider, mead & NA seltzers (with flavor syrups!), all homebrewed by us. We’ve got something for everybody, and if you don’t imbibe, scope out our talks, workshops, flow classes and more!
Crafty Kids Club
A quiet place to enjoy crafting and games with friends!
Crow’s Nest
Crow’s Nest is an art and music collective created for the purpose of promoting art and counter-culture with a focus on reusing old technology and found objects in artistic (occasionally theatrical) ways.
DIRT GO BRRR
I can’t welcome in all creatures of the night throughout the evening… With sounds going on most of the night with a wonderful list of d.J.And wonderful community activities during the day..
Disaster Area
The storm took us out, but we’re not gonna let that stop us. Come hang out among the wreckage.
Earth Mandala Station
Creating a large scale Mandala from natural materials.
The original meaning of Mandala is “circle.” Mandalas are meant to represent fullness, wholeness, and infinity, helping us understand what exists beyond the world we inhabit. Mandala is seen all around us, in the moon, sun, and Earth.
Easy Bake Coven
T’is said there are 3 things in the world that know no moderation in goodness or wickedness. These are the human tongue, an ecclesiastic, and a WITCH.
What is a witch but an inescapable punishment! a desirable disaster! a natural temptation! a necessary evil! but painted with a nice color?
Eventually
Eventually is made up of a mix of members from Daisy Camp and Anam Cara. We will be gifting space and sound for everyone to enjoy. DJs are welcome to hop on at our camp. We will curate an immersive experience with lights and lasers to dance the night away! If you’re not there yet… EVENTUALLY!
Fetch
Fetch: We Make It Happen
Flaketown
Welcome to Flaketown: Population unknown because people keep flaking.
Yes, to everyone’s surprise, we have shown up. Come on down to enjoy our delicious pancakes and grilled cheese (stupid style!). Maybe even some bad cocktails again? Anyone who knows the secret code will get a free bobble head.
Fox & Stocks
Daytime, Evening, Overnight
Free Candy
Free Candy is a Halloween theme camp. We serve questionable treats with our bar wagon, bagon, that can travel and appear anywhere at anytime. We will not stop spreading the good word of Candy until he is free. Candy is you. Candy is we. Free Candy is not just a camp. It’s a people. It’s a movement.
Furry Camp
Your friendly neighborhood animal folk return this fall! Come pet total strangers and warm your paws with our signature drinks. Mind the tails.
GLOW Babes Apothecary
Laniakea Research Consortium, in partnership with the Galactic Health Organization, is deploying innovative GLOW serums to areas with critical GLOW levels. With The Known Universe classified as Priority 5, the GLOW Babes are establishing an Apothecary HQ for research and GLOW management.
GRIMSKULLS
The portal has open in the woods let those cross the veil to the world of the unseen . Friday from 6pm to 10 pm . Come to a Fae theme speakeasy and hookah lounge.
Glass H🌀lz
We are a chill art camp focusing on interactive glass art. Offering opportunities to learn about glass, create glass jewelry and glass art while offering a safe space for passersby to warm by the fire, share a story and/or relax.
Great Greeters Rebellion of 2023
About the Business wE aRe ThE ePiToMe Of PeRfEcT bUsInEsS!
Business Reviews (1)
“Front of the place was open, welcoming, and inviting, but once inside staff was nowhere to be found. 1.5 stars” – Anonymous
Green Your Burn
Burn greener by participating in composting and recycling efforts. We accept food waste for composting, aluminum cans, empty 1lb propane canisters for recycling, and vapes/e-cigs. Collection hours are F, Sa, Su 12-4pm.
H.O.L.E.
Everyone’s got them. Everyone wants them. Come get ours. We’re not just A hole camp, we’re THE hole camp. We’ll have Hole Foods, Hole Games, Holey Spirits and anything else we can put a Hole in.
Heart of the Jungle
Hello! We are a magical glowing jungle space, with flowers and fire. Come hang out in a chill and calming sanctuary hideaway, where you can get lost in the hypnotizing leaf-lights, stop and smell the roses, or gaze up into the floating fire.
I LOVE LAMP
I LOVE LAMP – ALL HAIL LAMP, COME DO SHOTS. I love lamp is a MUSIC camp along with movies food and conversation. GET FED, GET WATERED, GET DOWN TO MUSIC all at I LOVE LAMP, come for the BEATS stay for the LOVE!
ILLUMINATION
LIGHTING UP THE DARKNESS WITH VIDEOS CARTONS AND VIDEO GAMES
Iguana Chill
Welcome to Chill! Iguana Chill is known for its chill vibes, chill music, chill spaces, and chill people. We are a live jam camp – bring your instruments! We serve grilled cheeses during the day and hot tea at night. You don’t want to stress… you wanna chill!
Jurassic Tarp
A prehistoric take on Tarp City, Jurassic Tarp is a haven for dinosaur enthusiasts, tarp lovers, and burners alike. Come hang out or drop by one of our events for some dino-themed food and drink.
Loud Erudite Goblins on Fire
Would you like to make a deal? Goblins are good at making deals. Among the things we accept as payment are songs, promises, locks of hair—you name it. Our services are world-infamous. Curses and demi-curses half-off on Saturday. Inebriated fortune telling may happen whether you want it to or not.
LoveLab
A wild place set to a good dance beat. Enclosed/Heated dance floor, bar area, and LoveLounge. House, Techno, DnB, dubstep, etc, etc… It’s where demure goes to die. 😉
Matriarchal Goddesses Training Camp
The Matriarchy is an all-inclusive safe space for healing. We flip the script on the Patriarchy; a group of Goddexes who channel Divine Feminine Energy. We offer workshops, meditations, a fully functioning mailbox, a menstruation station and snack breaks.
Neurodiversion
A camp focused on the state of mind, unfocused state of mind or journeys to other places.
Not A Fucking THEMED Camp
Meditation lounge- available to the public 24/7. Burn Barrel-warm your bones by our custom barre Fire perimeter-safe zone set up for fire activities. BYOS-Bring your own SHIT
Not a Village
It takes a Village…but that is not us! We may look like a village but we aren’t one so please don’t pigeon hole us with the label of a village. If you are so brave to venture out to the burn field to experience our shenanigans when we are not working, but please remember we are NOT a Village!!!
Only Beans
Come get caffeinated and talk coffee with these total babes! we got all the espresso’s and tea’s that your face could desire…
Oppositional Charm
Do you crave a soft surface to sit on? Are you homesick? Do you miss your grandparents? Come experience the nostalgia of Living Room and discover the (Oppositional) Charm! Come for the couch; stay for the Horse…on Velvet.
Pyramid People
We really like pyramids. We camp under a big purple pyramid, and we play tabletop games with little pyramids. We even make pyramid necklaces. Pyramids are cool. Besides pyramids, our chill space features Andy TV, a 6-screen video art project. Sometimes, even that is about pyramids. Because pyramids.
Realm of Fae
Do you like Goblins and Faeries? Always wanted to be a mermaid? Got a bit of a witchy side? We welcome all Fae. Join us for low key music, food and art projects. Bring your amazing self and your sense of humor because if there’s one thing you should gnome about the fae…..we LOVE shenanigans!
Saturday Morning Part-Twoons
Remember when you used to roll out of bed on Saturday morning, pour a bowl of sugary cereal, & flop down in front of the tv in your pjs to watch cartoons? Re-visit those blissful weekend days! We’ll have cartoons, and treats & libations influenced by your favorite cereals. Just bring your pjs!
Screaming Ginfidelities
Screaming Ginfidelities: Cocktail Confessional. Come and cleanse your soul by freeing yourself of one confession, and let our mixology vicars choose the perfect cocktail to absolve you. When the gong rings, church is in session.
Spacebar
We like space. We’re a bar. We serve space themed and not space themed drinks. Talk to us about space.
Spoopyisle
Brace yourself for the ultimate and most otherworldly spoopification in the known universe. With cavorting cryptids, maestrXs of the beat, flaming DJs to make you move your feet, you will be among the fortunate few who witness the inexplicable, imagine the unimaginable, and know the unknowable. 🖤
Steve Stevenson presents: The MAGIC EXPRESS Experience
World-renowned nature activist, tech enthusiast, and entrepreneur Steve Stevenson invites you to step out of the Burn and into a world of pure adventure. Don’t miss the magic only a world-class entertainer like Steve Stevenson can deliver, from sundown to sun up.
Susquehanna Fire Circle Renegades
We will have white gas and a fuel dump to fire spin at. Come watch us spin or bring a prop to join us. Please be sober.
The “Poly Haven” (Mini)
A scaled down version but back for our 17th year, creating space to discuss the challenges, complexities & rewards of open relationships
The Alphabet Cookout
A camp by and for BIPOC and/or LGBTQIA+ folx, where accomplices and allies are welcome. From games to workshops, conversations to singalongs, we seek to foster intersectional communities by individually and collectively working and playing hard together. We’re serving culture not food.
The Gettysburg Duress
Abraham Lincoln’s descendents are back, and we all passed the BAR in 2 months! Caught shirt c*cking? STRAIGHT TO JAIL. Being a lazy lil sparkle pony? STRAIGHT TO JAIL. Just kidding! You’re all entitled to a (somewhat) fair trial. Come by our camp for some LITigation at the Lincoln Family Court.
The Pink ‘Roni Club
In this, the year of our Midwest Princess Chappell Roan, the Pink ‘Roni Club is serving up macaroni and cheese that’s as pink as a tasseled cowgirl hat. You can kiss a hundred boys in bars, or you can come eat lunch with us! God, what have we done?
Touch My Cosmic Balls Camp
Ball games 4U. You can try getting a ball into a hole on the Planetary(non)Pool Table. Or challenge yourself to putting a ball into the blackhole on the “outta this world” mini golf course. If you touch your balls just right you’re sure to get rewarded for your efforts. This is the spot 4 ballers.
Trick VAN Winkle
A magical Van is hidden deep in Pennsylvania, guarded by mysterious Dutchmen and mystical creatures. Stop by if you are bold enough to face them, take the stage and show them your most extraordinary human trick, and in return you may imbibe their magic potions and dance to their otherworldly music.
Upper Dutch Blumpkin
Once again – for the first time – Upper Dutch Blumpkin has emerged from the place that we put it that really does not have a name – I am not sure why we are so focused on names – I mean – naming something that is a wild thing – Wild – like the Blue Aardvark – roaming the plans – searching for
Very Important Burners
Weary jet set burners seek respite at the Very Important Burner Power Lounge. Our exclusive lounge is ready to cater to your every need (restrictions may apply). Don your finest linens & airy caftans and sip on an Aperol spritz after a long day of travel. Pick up a passport, and get ready to lounge.
Videogasm
Come by Videogasm and enjoy our open Playa Theater. We have a diverse collection of shorts, animations, independent productions and just plain odd offerings. Have a short of your own? Bring it by. We’ll also host a communal breakfast on Sunday.
WINE A BIT (FORMERLY KNOWN AS WINEMAN, WINEMIRA, WINE IN THE PINES, ETC.)
Drinkable art made by the Wineman. Fruit wine tasting parties when we feel like it. Mostly in the afternoons.
Wizards
You know us, Summerisle and such. We bring magic and fun. We are magical creatures fulfilling the full spectrum from party party party to zen zen zen. What we are in any iteration is a roll of dice.