Events for Constellation Burn 2025! See the list of Theme Camps.

Collect your Bad Alibi
Hey, we don't judge. You can make your own bad decisions. But if you are need of an alibi, albeit one that is likely to be hilariously inappropriate, we got you covered. Bad Alibis are conveniently located next to the Confessions for the Subwoofer.
Costume Closet
Do you have clothing that needs a new home? Are you looking for new pieces to add to your wardrobe? Did you forget shorts or a coat? This is the place for you! This closet will be permanently set up at Cenosilicaphobia on a self-serve basis. Feel free to stop by anytime and take something you find and/or leave something you no longer need! If you need assistance, ask for Julia!
Costume Closet
Do you have clothing that needs a new home? Are you looking for new pieces to add to your wardrobe? Did you forget shorts or a coat? This is the place for you! This closet will be permanently set up at Cenosilicaphobia on a self-serve basis. Feel free to stop by anytime and take something you find and/or leave something you no longer need! If you need assistance, ask for Julia!

DIY Floral Suncatchers
Come on over to Dirt du Jour and make your very own, one of a kind sun catcher out of real pressed and dried flowers, leaves other natural materials. no two sun catchers will be the same. you will have the ability to choose the size, create your own special design, and choose from a large variety of ribbons to make your suncatcher just how you like it. this is totally DIY with detailed, easy to follow instructions and you will walk away with a beautiful piece of art to remember your time at Constellation .

Emo Karaoke
It’s not a phase mom! We’re in the misery business of giving you the business. Come write sins not tragedy’s, embrace your cringe and join the black parade.
Entertaining Confessions to the Subwoofer
Tell us your entertaining stories. Amuse us. Submissions are anonymous, unless you'd prefer them not to be. Stop by and look for the speakers and index cards. While you're at it, don't forget to grab your bad alibi card and enjoy a hookah.
Fully Functional Post Office
Welcome to Iris' Postal Portal. We are on a mission from Iris, the messenger goddess herself. Here to foster the next generation of letter writers. Offering an essential civil service to Constellation burn.
Fully functional? YES! Fully functional! Open 24 hours a day from when she is set up Thursday to when we break down on Monday. Send snail-mail to your friend at their camp, to their home (real stamps provided! Bring your address book) or even to ~The Other Side~ All necessary materials provided.
Find the most handsome mailman on playa, Atom Glambert to inquire about any of our other services including but not limited to wax sealing, singing telegrams etc. No package deliverey at this time.

The Griever's Cookbook
Food and cooking can support connections to our dearly departed.
What was it like to share the intimate space and ritual of preparing meals and eating together when you were together on this plane?
The Griever's Cookbook is a collection of recipes, stories, and drawings for and about your lost loved ones. Bring a recipe they were known for, share a story about cooking with or sharing meals with someone who's passed on, draw a picture of them cooking. Tell us about your person and stir up the aromas of their culinary creations for all to imagine and enjoy.
Stop by and add your treasured recipes and stories to our collective recipe box.
A digital and hard copy zine will be shared post-burn in honor of our loved ones.
The Horn of Probably Sufficient Quantity
If you see me walking about with a half-gallon horn strapped to my chest, I'm probably sharing something, so come up and ask for some!

Gnomien team lift
sunrise coffee and tea to greet the day together. bring a mug, a seat, and desire to be happy. let the team lift your energy (aka caffeine etc).
Tetherhead!
Think tetherball, but with a severed head, hair flying in the wind as it circles the pole.
Challenge your friends.
Find it at Halloween Camp any time
One rule... No flaming tetherhead!!

Hookah Technique/Science Masterclass
Join us as Shoe leads a focused workshop between 3-315pm at the beginning of our daily hookah offering to demystify hookah technique/science.

Hookahs and Smoky Bubbles
Swing by and join us for hookahs and smoky bubble tricks (bubble wands provided). Hookahs are upon request, but say hi, and we're happy to welcome you into our boutique lounge area and get you set up. For those who want more knowledge, hookah technique/science masterclass will be taught by Shoe from 3-3:15pm during the daytime sessions.
Body bag sack races at Halloween Camp
If this is your bag, and a group is around, challenge them to a race to the death (or the finish line!)

Boutique Beats & Bad Alibis: a Vinyl Sets and Boutique Bass Party
Come to the home of Bad Alibis and confess your sins the subwoofer as our DJ family gets freaky with unexpected fusions of vintage vinyl on turntables, the best of all things breakbeat, the creation of new soundbabies, psytrance with house grooves, jungle and dnb classics, and basslines that create new chakras. If you can resist the urge to dance, chill with a hookah and enjoy our sound lounge while enjoying a symphony of visuals. Don't forget to collect your "Bad Alibi" card and proof that you got freaked at the boutique.

Cocktail Confessional
Cleanse your soul by freeing yourself of one confession, and let our mixology vicars choose the perfect cocktail to absolve you. Non-alcoholic options are also available.
Dirt du Jour Fire Circle, Aerials, and LED Flow Jam
Have you been itching to light up your props? Whether they’re fire or LED, come spin with us! We'll also have a dance cage and aerials! If you’re looking to spin fire, please find one of our on-duty fire deputies in order to be added to our cipher and guided through our protocol. Thursday is likely to be LED-only unless we get active interest, but come find us, and we can discuss. Bring your props if you have them, but we'll have some extras to share! Fire spinners bring firesafe clothes and your non-intoxicated self. Gas donations welcome!

Koda's Potion Bar
Step into the Wizards’ Staff Lounge, where bubbling potions flow freely, music shimmers through the air, and firelight dances alongside alchemy, mischief, and magical wonder.
Koda invites you to sample delights from our Potion Bar, where the whimsical shamanic dragon, Master Rilix, has once again conjured a collection of Masterful Alcoholic Decoctions - potent, playful, and brimming with enchantment for your gleeful imbibement. (Psst..... while the dragon slumbered in his cozy hoard of dreams, the lovely, loopy, salubrious Selkie snuck in secret gifts for those forgoing "The Dranky Dranks" - Selkie’s Spellbound Non-Alcoholic Teas - both hot and chilled - beckon quietly, awaiting creatures who delight in clarity over chaos.
Come forth, travelers and curious creatures alike! Which potion will awaken your tastebuds? Sip, savor, and step into a swirl of Wizardly hijinks - where music, fire, friends, and frolicking abound!

The Duck Pond
Welcome to The Duck Pond – where the quacks are cold, the spirits are high, and our bartender, Boots, keeps the drinks flowing smoother than a mallard on a moonlit lake. We’re open nightly Thursday through Saturday, dark ‘til we get tired… or feel like flying off to explore. Waddle in and try one of our signature themed drinks.

DJ KASPR’s Light Synced Music Performance
Zookeeper KASPR is back and cinematic as ever. If you haven’t already seen his performances, you’re in for a WILD treat. KASPR brings not just a finely crafted electronic music performance, but most importantly, a live-light-synced show performance, where lighting & visuals match the emotion of the set. Come dance, swing on our swings, demand drinks from the bartenders, and be in awe.

24-hour French Press Coffee (and Decaf and Hot Cocoa) Station
Stop by anytime to help yourself to the comfort and aroma of French press Colombian coffee, or decaf or hot cocoa. Available condiments include both dairy and non-dairy options.

Auntie and Uncle Burner Q & A
much like Lucy if we’re sitting there go ahead and ask us about literally ANYTHING . much like an Aunty or Uncle we’re seasoned folks here to give you straight up life advice, burn advice, camping advice- a shyte joke or 2 maybe.
ongoing on burn time..,

Chaidration Station
Hot and Cold Running Self Serve Chai Station
Tea is such an important post of Himalayan life that a common greeting in Nepal is Namaste, Chiya khanu bhayo? Namaste, have you had tea?
If chai is your thing, we've got you covered with hot and cold pots of chai ready for you through out the burn with your choice of sweeteners and non-dairy cream.
hot chocolate too

Collect your Bad Alibi
Hey, we don't judge. You can make your own bad decisions. But if you are need of an alibi, albeit one that is likely to be hilariously inappropriate, we got you covered. Bad Alibis are conveniently located next to the Confessions for the Subwoofer.
Costume Closet
Do you have clothing that needs a new home? Are you looking for new pieces to add to your wardrobe? Did you forget shorts or a coat? This is the place for you! This closet will be permanently set up at Cenosilicaphobia on a self-serve basis. Feel free to stop by anytime and take something you find and/or leave something you no longer need! If you need assistance, ask for Julia!
Costume Closet
Do you have clothing that needs a new home? Are you looking for new pieces to add to your wardrobe? Did you forget shorts or a coat? This is the place for you! This closet will be permanently set up at Cenosilicaphobia on a self-serve basis. Feel free to stop by anytime and take something you find and/or leave something you no longer need! If you need assistance, ask for Julia!
Curses! 😈
Take a curse, leave a curse.
Reach into our cauldron of despair and procure a hex imposed upon you by a fellow burner. In return, you must inscribe a curse of your very own to add to the dreadful cauldron. Prepare to be inflicted upon for generations to come! Muahahahahaa......
(Event is ongoing, stop by anytime for a spell!)

DIY Floral Suncatchers
Come on over to Dirt du Jour and make your very own, one of a kind sun catcher out of real pressed and dried flowers, leaves other natural materials. no two sun catchers will be the same. you will have the ability to choose the size, create your own special design, and choose from a large variety of ribbons to make your suncatcher just how you like it. this is totally DIY with detailed, easy to follow instructions and you will walk away with a beautiful piece of art to remember your time at Constellation .
Entertaining Confessions to the Subwoofer
Tell us your entertaining stories. Amuse us. Submissions are anonymous, unless you'd prefer them not to be. Stop by and look for the speakers and index cards. While you're at it, don't forget to grab your bad alibi card and enjoy a hookah.

FlavorTown
Whether you’re looking to Spice Up Your Life, you want to Let The Spice Flow or you simply forgot to bring any garlic powder, then stop by Flovortown in open camping anytime for all your seasoning needs. Just look for the FlavorTown flag.
Fully Functional Post Office
Welcome to Iris' Postal Portal. We are on a mission from Iris, the messenger goddess herself. Here to foster the next generation of letter writers. Offering an essential civil service to Constellation burn.
Fully functional? YES! Fully functional! Open 24 hours a day from when she is set up Thursday to when we break down on Monday. Send snail-mail to your friend at their camp, to their home (real stamps provided! Bring your address book) or even to ~The Other Side~ All necessary materials provided.
Find the most handsome mailman on playa, Atom Glambert to inquire about any of our other services including but not limited to wax sealing, singing telegrams etc. No package deliverey at this time.

Just Bead It
Stop by and make your very own unhinged friendship bracelets! We'll supply the beads so that you can string together whatever cryptic, sardonic, witty, disturbing and/or sarcastic message you want!
Postal Service Time Machine
Send postcard notes to the future with the Postal Service Time Machine! Take a card! Color and sketch on them! Write missives to your future self or loved ones and place them in our high tech timey wimey boxes to be sent later, with love from Baltimore.
Steaming hot towels
Yes- steamed towels- whenever we feel like it! we can steam your own towel. It’s almost like a shower.
New FEATURE community gift DEBUT- steamed towels on the go! We will randomly travel with our steamy towel via wagon at random times and places.

The Griever's Cookbook
Food and cooking can support connections to our dearly departed.
What was it like to share the intimate space and ritual of preparing meals and eating together when you were together on this plane?
The Griever's Cookbook is a collection of recipes, stories, and drawings for and about your lost loved ones. Bring a recipe they were known for, share a story about cooking with or sharing meals with someone who's passed on, draw a picture of them cooking. Tell us about your person and stir up the aromas of their culinary creations for all to imagine and enjoy.
Stop by and add your treasured recipes and stories to our collective recipe box.
A digital and hard copy zine will be shared post-burn in honor of our loved ones.

The Weird and Wild Thought Box
Help Neurodiversion document your weirdest and wildest moments and strangest, unexpected thoughts. Choose a question and give us an unusual answer then put it in our little box. After the burn we will post or publish the answers (with consent) for those who are interested. The box will be open most hours on Friday, Saturday and Sunday for those who wish to respond.

Wincat's Animal Alley
Wincat's Animal Alley
Do you have an animal you've always wanted art of? Stop by Wincat's Creative Corner at Blue Intensity. If you see the "Wincat is In!" sign, I will be available to draw your favorite animal. Stay and chat or come back and pick it up later. Unusual animals encouraged! Challenge me 🙂. Ongoing whenever the "Wincat is In!" sign is up

Wincat's Creative Corner
Is Blue Intensity getting a little too intense for you? Pull up a chair and chill at Wincat's Creative Corner. There will be coloring books and blank paper available anytime for you to use to get creative, along with colored pencils, markers, pens... and maybe a few other crafty surprises. Kids welcome! Wincat will have some kid-friendly coloring books along with the fancier adult ones. Hang your artwork for all and sundry to admire.
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You're It!
Do you want to be It? The clips will travel. Will you? Carry the clip and Tag someone else who consents to be It! Or wait for someone to ask. This is a great way to meet someone new. Where will it go? Let's find out.

Hookahs and Smoky Bubbles
Swing by and join us for hookahs and smoky bubble tricks (bubble wands provided). Hookahs are upon request, but say hi, and we're happy to welcome you into our boutique lounge area and get you set up. For those who want more knowledge, hookah technique/science masterclass will be taught by Shoe from 3-3:15pm during the daytime sessions.

Gnomien team lift
sunrise coffee and tea to greet the day together. bring a mug, a seat, and desire to be happy. let the team lift your energy (aka caffeine etc).
Coffee Confessional
Tell us a juicy, funny or meaningful story about your time at Constellation, and we'll reward you with the finest pour-over coffee you'll ever get from a confession booth. Don't forget to bring a mug.
Moth's Traveling Irish Coffee Bar
Come to Wizards for Moth's Traveling Irish Coffee Bar! This is the real stuff with whiskey and cream, and definitely not for children. This is the best bad decision you'll make at 9 in the morning.
heckspresso
coffee, mostly. occasionally heck.
Drink this Bean Juice!
Serving up lattes, coffee and teas out of the bean van! Bring your sass, your hangover, or just your sweet sweet self and get caffeinated!!!
Flow Meetup and Double Staff/Poi Workshop
Come do some daytime flow with us! And if you want to learn some double staff or poi, I'd be happy to teach a few things. Unless you know more than I do - in which case, you can teach me! All levels welcome. Bring props if you have them, but if you don't, come anyway! I have a number of extras.

Slutty Breakfast
Slutty pancakes served with toppings or bottomings.

Get Glassy
Stop by and play with our glass—You can make art, hoard pocket treasures, or just pretend you’re “deeply creative”. Come for the jewelry-making, stay because you got distracted polishing a shiny pebble like a magpie. Supplies are out during daylight hours even if the Holz are not at home.
Marching Band Practice at Barrel of Fun
The Barrel of Fun Marching Musical Movement and Mayhem Mob returns!!!!!!! ~doot~
Bring your instrument of any kind to Barrel of Fun at 1 pm on Friday and Saturday for rehearsal.
Parade performance to step off from BoF on Saturday at 5 pm, making a circuit around the theme camps.
NO INSTRUMENT? NO PROBLEM! Kazoos and some percussive apparatuses will be provided.

Mid-day Momos
You ate them all Friday. We'll offer what we have. fruit, cookies, maybe a soup (dumpling)
Come visit Shambhala on the Playa.
We'll be sharing yummy hand made veggie momos (Nepali style dumplings) with delish dipping Sherpa sauces. Enjoy hot or cold chai and sweet delights while the monos take their steam bath to get ready for you to eat them. Friday and Sunday.
Tetherhead!
Think tetherball, but with a severed head, hair flying in the wind as it circles the pole.
Challenge your friends.
Find it at Halloween Camp any time
One rule... No flaming tetherhead!!

Hookah Technique/Science Masterclass
Join us as Shoe leads a focused workshop between 3-315pm at the beginning of our daily hookah offering to demystify hookah technique/science.

Hookahs and Smoky Bubbles
Swing by and join us for hookahs and smoky bubble tricks (bubble wands provided). Hookahs are upon request, but say hi, and we're happy to welcome you into our boutique lounge area and get you set up. For those who want more knowledge, hookah technique/science masterclass will be taught by Shoe from 3-3:15pm during the daytime sessions.

Sober Recovery Meetings
Burns can be a lot, but we're here to be a support for one another! We are a small camp of sober people, if you need a break please come by! We'll host meetings every day at 3pm, open to anyone wanting a chill sober hour or curious about 12 step programs. Message me on signal @soberbabe.72 and we can get a group going to support each other throughout the weekend and meet up more if you want! We are NOT a Glum Lot 😉
Homebrew Happy Hour
Do you, too, suffer from Cenosilicaphobia— fear of an empty glass? Bring your lonely mug by and we’ll put your fears to rest. We’re serving up a number of house-made kegged beers, radlers (lemonade mixed with beer? Whaaat? Trust us, those Germans know how to drink!) and a couple brand spankin’ new meads! All of our offerings were brewed by on-site camp members, with love, for YOU. So come fill your empty glass with us! (We have a nonalcoholic seltzer bar w syrups too!)
Tall Santa comes to Constellation
8-foot Santa and his sleigh will be delivering gifts and fun. Day and time is dependent on weather, and this is a random and roaming event.
Don't worry about naughty or nice status!

Open Jam - Theremins and other Oddities & Make Your Own Swag
Theremins, otamatones, and kaossilators – oh, my! Come join us for a silly soundscape of acoustic vibrations and miscellaneous danceable reverberations.
Come touch and experiment with sounds in a new and interesting way with the latest addition to the camp - The Toucha, Toucha, Toucha Touch Me is a musical instrument that turns skin, water, or flowers into sound. Play with friends or yourself. As the area of touch and intensity changes, the sound changes too. Invite a friend to hold one end of the device. Touch each other and now you can play on each other's skin! You can even find out what paint sounds like and create your own visual soundscape on canvas. No experience is necessary!
But wait, there’s more - Come make a morsel of Burner jewelry using Morse code to spell out a word, phrase, or name. We’ll provide supplies and assistance to you in creating your secret message bracelet to keep or to gift. - … ..- .-. -. -… .-. .. - - . …. -
FLAKETOWN MAKES GRILLED CHEESE [4K HD] [HIGH QUALITY AUDIO] [toppings added]
Would the burn feel the same without getting a delicious grilled cheese sandwich from Flaketown? Bring your hungry, bring your semi-hungry, bring your friends, and bring a plate.
We've got GLUTEN FREE BREAD and VEGAN CHEESE in addition to our regular gluten filled and dairy cheeses.

Comet at Sunset: The Return of the Wanderer
Join us as Comet C/2023 A3 (Tsuchinshan–ATLAS) makes its closest approach to Earth, glowing low in the western twilight sky — a celestial wanderer returning from the edge of the solar system after thousands of years.
Possibly visible to the naked eye, this comet may blaze like a ghostly torch just above the horizon, its tail glowing in the afterglow of sunset. We’ll track it live as the sky darkens — a fleeting cosmic opportunity not seen for generations.
🔭 Telescopes and binoculars will be provided to reveal its glowing coma and faint tail as it dips toward the horizon. This is your chance to witness a live piece of solar system history.
Body bag sack races at Halloween Camp
If this is your bag, and a group is around, challenge them to a race to the death (or the finish line!)

Boutique Beats & Bad Alibis: a Vinyl Sets and Boutique Bass Party
Come to the home of Bad Alibis and confess your sins the subwoofer as our DJ family gets freaky with unexpected fusions of vintage vinyl on turntables, the best of all things breakbeat, the creation of new soundbabies, psytrance with house grooves, jungle and dnb classics, and basslines that create new chakras. If you can resist the urge to dance, chill with a hookah and enjoy our sound lounge while enjoying a symphony of visuals. Don't forget to collect your "Bad Alibi" card and proof that you got freaked at the boutique.

Cocktail Confessional
Cleanse your soul by freeing yourself of one confession, and let our mixology vicars choose the perfect cocktail to absolve you. Non-alcoholic options are also available.

Emo Karaoke
It’s not a phase mom! We’re in the business of misery baby. Embrace your cringe and join the black parade.

Koda's Potion Bar
Step into the Wizards’ Staff Lounge, where bubbling potions flow freely, music shimmers through the air, and firelight dances alongside alchemy, mischief, and magical wonder.
Koda invites you to sample delights from our Potion Bar, where the whimsical shamanic dragon, Master Rilix, has once again conjured a collection of Masterful Alcoholic Decoctions - potent, playful, and brimming with enchantment for your gleeful imbibement. (Psst..... while the dragon slumbered in his cozy hoard of dreams, the lovely, loopy, salubrious Selkie snuck in secret gifts for those forgoing "The Dranky Dranks" - Selkie’s Spellbound Non-Alcoholic Teas - both hot and chilled - beckon quietly, awaiting creatures who delight in clarity over chaos.
Come forth, travelers and curious creatures alike! Which potion will awaken your tastebuds? Sip, savor, and step into a swirl of Wizardly hijinks - where music, fire, friends, and frolicking abound!

Code of Reality
Are you [conversing with the Babel Fish]? Come to Camp SkyGasm and stare beyond the laser line — where the Code of Reality reveals itself in flowing, ancient-like script only visible when you’re deep in the [improbability drive].
Dirt du Jour Fire Circle, Aerials, and LED Flow Jam
Have you been itching to light up your props? Whether they’re fire or LED, come spin with us! We'll also have a dance cage and aerials! If you’re looking to spin fire, please find one of our on-duty fire deputies in order to be added to our cipher and guided through our protocol. Thursday is likely to be LED-only unless we get active interest, but come find us, and we can discuss. Bring your props if you have them, but we'll have some extras to share! Fire spinners bring firesafe clothes and your non-intoxicated self. Gas donations welcome!

The Duck Pond
Welcome to The Duck Pond – where the quacks are cold, the spirits are high, and our bartender, Boots, keeps the drinks flowing smoother than a mallard on a moonlit lake. We’re open nightly Thursday through Saturday, dark ‘til we get tired… or feel like flying off to explore. Waddle in and try one of our signature themed drinks.

24-hour French Press Coffee (and Decaf and Hot Cocoa) Station
Stop by anytime to help yourself to the comfort and aroma of French press Colombian coffee, or decaf or hot cocoa. Available condiments include both dairy and non-dairy options.

Auntie and Uncle Burner Q & A
much like Lucy if we’re sitting there go ahead and ask us about literally ANYTHING . much like an Aunty or Uncle we’re seasoned folks here to give you straight up life advice, burn advice, camping advice- a shyte joke or 2 maybe.
ongoing on burn time..,

Auntie and Uncle Burner Q & A
much like Lucy if we’re sitting there go ahead and ask us about literally ANYTHING . much like an Aunty or Uncle we’re seasoned folks here to give you straight up life advice, burn advice, camping advice- a shyte joke or 2 maybe.
ongoing on burn time..,

Chaidration Station
Hot and Cold Running Self Serve Chai Station
Tea is such an important post of Himalayan life that a common greeting in Nepal is Namaste, Chiya khanu bhayo? Namaste, have you had tea?
If chai is your thing, we've got you covered with hot and cold pots of chai ready for you through out the burn with your choice of sweeteners and non-dairy cream.
hot chocolate too

Collect your Bad Alibi
Hey, we don't judge. You can make your own bad decisions. But if you are need of an alibi, albeit one that is likely to be hilariously inappropriate, we got you covered. Bad Alibis are conveniently located next to the Confessions for the Subwoofer.
Costume Closet
Do you have clothing that needs a new home? Are you looking for new pieces to add to your wardrobe? Did you forget shorts or a coat? This is the place for you! This closet will be permanently set up at Cenosilicaphobia on a self-serve basis. Feel free to stop by anytime and take something you find and/or leave something you no longer need! If you need assistance, ask for Julia!
Costume Closet
Do you have clothing that needs a new home? Are you looking for new pieces to add to your wardrobe? Did you forget shorts or a coat? This is the place for you! This closet will be permanently set up at Cenosilicaphobia on a self-serve basis. Feel free to stop by anytime and take something you find and/or leave something you no longer need! If you need assistance, ask for Julia!
Curses! 😈
Take a curse, leave a curse.
Reach into our cauldron of despair and procure a hex imposed upon you by a fellow burner. In return, you must inscribe a curse of your very own to add to the dreadful cauldron. Prepare to be inflicted upon for generations to come! Muahahahahaa......
(Event is ongoing, stop by anytime for a spell!)

DIY Floral Suncatchers
Come on over to Dirt du Jour and make your very own, one of a kind sun catcher out of real pressed and dried flowers, leaves other natural materials. no two sun catchers will be the same. you will have the ability to choose the size, create your own special design, and choose from a large variety of ribbons to make your suncatcher just how you like it. this is totally DIY with detailed, easy to follow instructions and you will walk away with a beautiful piece of art to remember your time at Constellation .
Entertaining Confessions to the Subwoofer
Tell us your entertaining stories. Amuse us. Submissions are anonymous, unless you'd prefer them not to be. Stop by and look for the speakers and index cards. While you're at it, don't forget to grab your bad alibi card and enjoy a hookah.

FlavorTown
Whether you’re looking to Spice Up Your Life, you want to Let The Spice Flow or you simply forgot to bring any garlic powder, then stop by Flovortown in open camping anytime for all your seasoning needs. Just look for the FlavorTown flag.
Fully Functional Post Office
Welcome to Iris' Postal Portal. We are on a mission from Iris, the messenger goddess herself. Here to foster the next generation of letter writers. Offering an essential civil service to Constellation burn.
Fully functional? YES! Fully functional! Open 24 hours a day from when she is set up Thursday to when we break down on Monday. Send snail-mail to your friend at their camp, to their home (real stamps provided! Bring your address book) or even to ~The Other Side~ All necessary materials provided.
Find the most handsome mailman on playa, Atom Glambert to inquire about any of our other services including but not limited to wax sealing, singing telegrams etc. No package deliverey at this time.

Just Bead It
Stop by and make your very own unhinged friendship bracelets! We'll supply the beads so that you can string together whatever cryptic, sardonic, witty, disturbing and/or sarcastic message you want!
Menstruation Stations
Look for an ornate box near each of the Port-o-Potty bays for a stash of menstruation products. If you have been blessed by the goddess Kamakhya (goddess of menstruation), rejoice in that you do not have to walk back to your camp to find products. party on! Please take your moop with you. Ziploc bags will be found inside each box. Never put tampons or pads or their wrappers in a Porto. All hail the Matriarchy.
Postal Service Time Machine
Send postcard notes to the future with the Postal Service Time Machine! Take a card! Color and sketch on them! Write missives to your future self or loved ones and place them in our high tech timey wimey boxes to be sent later, with love from Baltimore.
Steaming hot towels
Yes- steamed towels- whenever we feel like it! we can steam your own towel. It’s almost like a shower.
New FEATURE community gift DEBUT- steamed towels on the go! We will randomly travel with our steamy towel via wagon at random times and places.

The Griever's Cookbook
Food and cooking can support connections to our dearly departed.
What was it like to share the intimate space and ritual of preparing meals and eating together when you were together on this plane?
The Griever's Cookbook is a collection of recipes, stories, and drawings for and about your lost loved ones. Bring a recipe they were known for, share a story about cooking with or sharing meals with someone who's passed on, draw a picture of them cooking. Tell us about your person and stir up the aromas of their culinary creations for all to imagine and enjoy.
Stop by and add your treasured recipes and stories to our collective recipe box.
A digital and hard copy zine will be shared post-burn in honor of our loved ones.

The Weird and Wild Thought Box
Help Neurodiversion document your weirdest and wildest moments and strangest, unexpected thoughts. Choose a question and give us an unusual answer then put it in our little box. After the burn we will post or publish the answers (with consent) for those who are interested. The box will be open most hours on Friday, Saturday and Sunday for those who wish to respond.

Wincat's Animal Alley
Wincat's Animal Alley
Do you have an animal you've always wanted art of? Stop by Wincat's Creative Corner at Blue Intensity. If you see the "Wincat is In!" sign, I will be available to draw your favorite animal. Stay and chat or come back and pick it up later. Unusual animals encouraged! Challenge me 🙂. Ongoing whenever the "Wincat is In!" sign is up

Wincat's Creative Corner
Is Blue Intensity getting a little too intense for you? Pull up a chair and chill at Wincat's Creative Corner. There will be coloring books and blank paper available anytime for you to use to get creative, along with colored pencils, markers, pens... and maybe a few other crafty surprises. Kids welcome! Wincat will have some kid-friendly coloring books along with the fancier adult ones. Hang your artwork for all and sundry to admire.
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You're It!
Do you want to be It? The clips will travel. Will you? Carry the clip and Tag someone else who consents to be It! Or wait for someone to ask. This is a great way to meet someone new. Where will it go? Let's find out.

take/leave affirmations
like pennies, but more valuable. come take what you need and leave what you can give, we'll have pens and paper and a bowl of love.

Hookahs and Smoky Bubbles
Swing by and join us for hookahs and smoky bubble tricks (bubble wands provided). Hookahs are upon request, but say hi, and we're happy to welcome you into our boutique lounge area and get you set up. For those who want more knowledge, hookah technique/science masterclass will be taught by Shoe from 3-3:15pm during the daytime sessions.

Gnomien team lift
sunrise coffee and tea to greet the day together. bring a mug, a seat, and desire to be happy. let the team lift your energy (aka caffeine etc).
Coffee Confessional
Tell us a juicy, funny or meaningful story about your time at Constellation, and we'll reward you with the finest pour-over coffee you'll ever get from a confession booth. Don't forget to bring a mug.
Moth's Traveling Irish Coffee Bar
Come to H.O.L.E. for Moth's Traveling Irish Coffee Bar! This is the real stuff with whiskey and cream, and definitely not for children. This is the best bad decision you'll make at 9 in the morning.

Moth's Traveling Irish Coffee Bar
Guest bar-ista/-tender Moth will fill your mouthhole with flavor. N/A option available. BYO cup.
heckspresso
coffee, probably. occasionally heck.
Pancakes canpakes
Flaketown makes pancakes. Yeah. Bring like, a plate, or idk, just put a hot flapjack on your hands, and then get syrup all over your hands, and like, ugh, it's a pain having sticky hands, but my plate was all the way back in my tent, and----
Drink this Bean Juice!
Serving up lattes, coffee and teas out of the bean van! Bring your sass, your hangover, or just your sweet sweet self and get caffeinated!!!
Flow Meetup and Double Staff/Poi Workshop
Come do some daytime flow with us! And if you want to learn some double staff or poi, I'd be happy to teach a few things. Unless you know more than I do - in which case, you can teach me! All levels welcome. Bring props if you have them, but if you don't, come anyway! I have a number of extras.

Get Glassy
Stop by and play with our glass—You can make art, hoard pocket treasures, or just pretend you’re “deeply creative”. Come for the jewelry-making, stay because you got distracted polishing a shiny pebble like a magpie. Supplies are out during daylight hours even if the Holz are not at home.

Slutty Breakfast
Slutty pancakes served with toppings or bottomings.
Marching Band Practice at Barrel of Fun
The Barrel of Fun Marching Musical Movement and Mayhem Mob returns!!!!!!! ~doot~
Bring your instrument of any kind to Barrel of Fun at 1 pm on Friday and Saturday for rehearsal.
Parade performance to step off from BoF on Saturday at 5 pm, making a circuit around the theme camps.
NO INSTRUMENT? NO PROBLEM! Kazoos and some percussive apparatuses will be provided.
Tetherhead!
Think tetherball, but with a severed head, hair flying in the wind as it circles the pole.
Challenge your friends.
Find it at Halloween Camp any time
One rule... No flaming tetherhead!!

Sober Recovery Meetings
Burns can be a lot, but we're here to be a support for one another! We are a small camp of sober people, if you need a break please come by! We'll host meetings every day at 3pm, open to anyone wanting a chill sober hour or curious about 12 step programs. Message me on signal @soberbabe.72 and we can get a group going to support each other throughout the weekend and meet up more if you want! We are NOT a Glum Lot 😉
Tall Santa comes to Constellation
8-foot Santa and his sleigh will be delivering gifts and fun. Day and time is dependent on weather, and this is a random and roaming event.
Don't worry about naughty or nice status!
Homebrew Happy Hour
Do you, too, suffer from Cenosilicaphobia— fear of an empty glass? Bring your lonely mug by and we’ll put your fears to rest. We’re serving up a number of house-made kegged beers, radlers (lemonade mixed with beer? Whaaat? Trust us, those Germans know how to drink!) and a couple brand spankin’ new meads! All of our offerings were brewed by on-site camp members, with love, for YOU. So come fill your empty glass with us! (We have a nonalcoholic seltzer bar w syrups too!)

Open Jam - Theremins and other Oddities & Make Your Own Swag
Theremins, otamatones, and kaossilators – oh, my! Come join us for a silly soundscape of acoustic vibrations and miscellaneous danceable reverberations.
Come touch and experiment with sounds in a new and interesting way with the latest addition to the camp - The Toucha, Toucha, Toucha Touch Me is a musical instrument that turns skin, water, or flowers into sound. Play with friends or yourself. As the area of touch and intensity changes, the sound changes too. Invite a friend to hold one end of the device. Touch each other and now you can play on each other's skin! You can even find out what paint sounds like and create your own visual soundscape on canvas. No experience is necessary!
But wait, there’s more - Come make a morsel of Burner jewelry using Morse code to spell out a word, phrase, or name. We’ll provide supplies and assistance to you in creating your secret message bracelet to keep or to gift. - … ..- .-. -. -… .-. .. - - . …. -
FLAKETOWN MAKES GRILLED CHEESE [4K HD] [HIGH QUALITY AUDIO] [toppings added]
Would the burn feel the same without getting a delicious grilled cheese sandwich from Flaketown? Bring your hungry, bring your semi-hungry, bring your friends, and bring a plate.
We've got GLUTEN FREE BREAD and VEGAN CHEESE in addition to our regular gluten filled and dairy cheeses.

Comet at Sunset: The Return of the Wanderer
Join us as Comet C/2023 A3 (Tsuchinshan–ATLAS) makes its closest approach to Earth, glowing low in the western twilight sky — a celestial wanderer returning from the edge of the solar system after thousands of years.
Possibly visible to the naked eye, this comet may blaze like a ghostly torch just above the horizon, its tail glowing in the afterglow of sunset. We’ll track it live as the sky darkens — a fleeting cosmic opportunity not seen for generations.
🔭 Telescopes and binoculars will be provided to reveal its glowing coma and faint tail as it dips toward the horizon. This is your chance to witness a live piece of solar system history.
Body bag sack races at Halloween Camp
If this is your bag, and a group is around, challenge them to a race to the death (or the finish line!)

Code of Reality
Are you [conversing with the Babel Fish]? Come to Camp SkyGasm and stare beyond the laser line — where the Code of Reality reveals itself in flowing, ancient-like script only visible when you’re deep in the [improbability drive].
Dirt du Jour Fire Circle, Aerials, and LED Flow Jam
Have you been itching to light up your props? Whether they’re fire or LED, come spin with us! We'll also have a dance cage and aerials! If you’re looking to spin fire, please find one of our on-duty fire deputies in order to be added to our cipher and guided through our protocol. Thursday is likely to be LED-only unless we get active interest, but come find us, and we can discuss. Bring your props if you have them, but we'll have some extras to share! Fire spinners bring firesafe clothes and your non-intoxicated self. Gas donations welcome!

The Duck Pond
Welcome to The Duck Pond – where the quacks are cold, the spirits are high, and our bartender, Boots, keeps the drinks flowing smoother than a mallard on a moonlit lake. We’re open nightly Thursday through Saturday, dark ‘til we get tired… or feel like flying off to explore. Waddle in and try one of our signature themed drinks.

DJ KASPR’s Light Synced Music Performance
Zookeeper KASPR is back and cinematic as ever. If you haven’t already seen his performances, you’re in for a WILD treat. KASPR brings not just a finely crafted electronic music performance, but most importantly, a live-light-synced show performance, where lighting & visuals match the emotion of the set. Come dance, swing on our swings, demand drinks from the bartenders, and be in awe.

Koda's Potion Bar
Step into the Wizards’ Staff Lounge, where bubbling potions flow freely, music shimmers through the air, and firelight dances alongside alchemy, mischief, and magical wonder.
Koda invites you to sample delights from our Potion Bar, where the whimsical shamanic dragon, Master Rilix, has once again conjured a collection of Masterful Alcoholic Decoctions - potent, playful, and brimming with enchantment for your gleeful imbibement. (Psst..... while the dragon slumbered in his cozy hoard of dreams, the lovely, loopy, salubrious Selkie snuck in secret gifts for those forgoing "The Dranky Dranks" - Selkie’s Spellbound Non-Alcoholic Teas - both hot and chilled - beckon quietly, awaiting creatures who delight in clarity over chaos.
Come forth, travelers and curious creatures alike! Which potion will awaken your tastebuds? Sip, savor, and step into a swirl of Wizardly hijinks - where music, fire, friends, and frolicking abound!

Slutty Breakfast
Slutty pancakes served with toppings or bottomings.

24-hour French Press Coffee (and Decaf and Hot Cocoa) Station
Stop by anytime to help yourself to the comfort and aroma of French press Colombian coffee, or decaf or hot cocoa. Available condiments include both dairy and non-dairy options.

Chaidration Station
Hot and Cold Running Self Serve Chai Station
Tea is such an important post of Himalayan life that a common greeting in Nepal is Namaste, Chiya khanu bhayo? Namaste, have you had tea?
If chai is your thing, we've got you covered with hot and cold pots of chai ready for you through out the burn with your choice of sweeteners and non-dairy cream.
hot chocolate too

Collect your Bad Alibi
Hey, we don't judge. You can make your own bad decisions. But if you are need of an alibi, albeit one that is likely to be hilariously inappropriate, we got you covered. Bad Alibis are conveniently located next to the Confessions for the Subwoofer.
Curses! 😈
Take a curse, leave a curse.
Reach into our cauldron of despair and procure a hex imposed upon you by a fellow burner. In return, you must inscribe a curse of your very own to add to the dreadful cauldron. Prepare to be inflicted upon for generations to come! Muahahahahaa......
(Event is ongoing, stop by anytime for a spell!)

DIY Floral Suncatchers
Come on over to Dirt du Jour and make your very own, one of a kind sun catcher out of real pressed and dried flowers, leaves other natural materials. no two sun catchers will be the same. you will have the ability to choose the size, create your own special design, and choose from a large variety of ribbons to make your suncatcher just how you like it. this is totally DIY with detailed, easy to follow instructions and you will walk away with a beautiful piece of art to remember your time at Constellation .

FlavorTown
Whether you’re looking to Spice Up Your Life, you want to Let The Spice Flow or you simply forgot to bring any garlic powder, then stop by Flovortown in open camping anytime for all your seasoning needs. Just look for the FlavorTown flag.
Fully Functional Post Office
Welcome to Iris' Postal Portal. We are on a mission from Iris, the messenger goddess herself. Here to foster the next generation of letter writers. Offering an essential civil service to Constellation burn.
Fully functional? YES! Fully functional! Open 24 hours a day from when she is set up Thursday to when we break down on Monday. Send snail-mail to your friend at their camp, to their home (real stamps provided! Bring your address book) or even to ~The Other Side~ All necessary materials provided.
Find the most handsome mailman on playa, Atom Glambert to inquire about any of our other services including but not limited to wax sealing, singing telegrams etc. No package deliverey at this time.

Just Bead It
Stop by and make your very own unhinged friendship bracelets! We'll supply the beads so that you can string together whatever cryptic, sardonic, witty, disturbing and/or sarcastic message you want!
Menstruation Stations
Look for an ornate box near each of the Port-o-Potty bays for a stash of menstruation products. If you have been blessed by the goddess Kamakhya (goddess of menstruation), rejoice in that you do not have to walk back to your camp to find products. party on! Please take your moop with you. Ziploc bags will be found inside each box. Never put tampons or pads or their wrappers in a Porto. All hail the Matriarchy.
Postal Service Time Machine
Send postcard notes to the future with the Postal Service Time Machine! Take a card! Color and sketch on them! Write missives to your future self or loved ones and place them in our high tech timey wimey boxes to be sent later, with love from Baltimore.
Steaming hot towels
Yes- steamed towels- whenever we feel like it! we can steam your own towel. It’s almost like a shower.
New FEATURE community gift DEBUT- steamed towels on the go! We will randomly travel with our steamy towel via wagon at random times and places.

The Griever's Cookbook
Food and cooking can support connections to our dearly departed.
What was it like to share the intimate space and ritual of preparing meals and eating together when you were together on this plane?
The Griever's Cookbook is a collection of recipes, stories, and drawings for and about your lost loved ones. Bring a recipe they were known for, share a story about cooking with or sharing meals with someone who's passed on, draw a picture of them cooking. Tell us about your person and stir up the aromas of their culinary creations for all to imagine and enjoy.
Stop by and add your treasured recipes and stories to our collective recipe box.
A digital and hard copy zine will be shared post-burn in honor of our loved ones.
The Horn of Probably Sufficient Quantity
If you see me walking about with a half-gallon horn strapped to my chest, I'm probably sharing something, so come up and ask for some!

The Weird and Wild Thought Box
Help Neurodiversion document your weirdest and wildest moments and strangest, unexpected thoughts. Choose a question and give us an unusual answer then put it in our little box. After the burn we will post or publish the answers (with consent) for those who are interested. The box will be open most hours on Friday, Saturday and Sunday for those who wish to respond.

Wincat's Animal Alley
Wincat's Animal Alley
Do you have an animal you've always wanted art of? Stop by Wincat's Creative Corner at Blue Intensity. If you see the "Wincat is In!" sign, I will be available to draw your favorite animal. Stay and chat or come back and pick it up later. Unusual animals encouraged! Challenge me 🙂. Ongoing whenever the "Wincat is In!" sign is up

Wincat's Creative Corner
Is Blue Intensity getting a little too intense for you? Pull up a chair and chill at Wincat's Creative Corner. There will be coloring books and blank paper available anytime for you to use to get creative, along with colored pencils, markers, pens... and maybe a few other crafty surprises. Kids welcome! Wincat will have some kid-friendly coloring books along with the fancier adult ones. Hang your artwork for all and sundry to admire.
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You're It!
Do you want to be It? The clips will travel. Will you? Carry the clip and Tag someone else who consents to be It! Or wait for someone to ask. This is a great way to meet someone new. Where will it go? Let's find out.

take/leave affirmations
like pennies, but more valuable. come take what you need and leave what you can give, we'll have pens and paper and a bowl of love.

Gnomien team lift
sunrise coffee and tea to greet the day together. bring a mug, a seat, and desire to be happy. let the team lift your energy (aka caffeine etc).

Moth's Traveling Irish Coffee Bar
Drag yourself out of your tent or from Dirt Go Brrr's sunrise oingo boingo set, dust yourself off, and stumble your way to the questionable life choices you deserve. Moth’s Traveling Irish Coffee Bar is popping up at Balls Volta to wake the dead and convince the living they made the right call showing up.
We’ve got Irish Coffee - the good stuff, it will contain booze, this is not an event for kids. Wake up, fuel up, and rage with us! Because at burn o’clock, 9 AM is the new midnight.
Balls Volta: one speaker, one dream, one bad idea at a time.
heckspresso
coffee, probably. occasionally heck.
Pancakes canpakes
Flaketown makes pancakes. Yeah. Bring like, a plate, or idk, just put a hot flapjack on your hands, and then get syrup all over your hands, and like, ugh, it's a pain having sticky hands, but my plate was all the way back in my tent, and----
Drink this Bean Juice!
Serving up lattes, coffee and teas out of the bean van! Bring your sass, your hangover, or just your sweet sweet self and get caffeinated!!!
Flow Meetup and Double Staff/Poi Workshop
Come do some daytime flow with us! And if you want to learn some double staff or poi, I'd be happy to teach a few things. Unless you know more than I do - in which case, you can teach me! All levels welcome. Bring props if you have them, but if you don't, come anyway! I have a number of extras.

Slutty Breakfast
Slutty pancakes served with toppings or bottomings.

Get Glassy
Stop by and play with our glass—You can make art, hoard pocket treasures, or just pretend you’re “deeply creative”. Come for the jewelry-making, stay because you got distracted polishing a shiny pebble like a magpie. Supplies are out during daylight hours even if the Holz are not at home.

Mid-day Momos
You ate them all Friday. We'll offer what we have. fruit, cookies, maybe a soup (dumpling)
Come visit Shambhala on the Playa.
We'll be sharing yummy hand made veggie momos (Nepali style dumplings) with delish dipping Sherpa sauces. Enjoy hot or cold chai and sweet delights while the monos take their steam bath to get ready for you to eat them. Friday and Sunday.
Tetherhead!
Think tetherball, but with a severed head, hair flying in the wind as it circles the pole.
Challenge your friends.
Find it at Halloween Camp any time
One rule... No flaming tetherhead!!

Hookah Technique/Science Masterclass
Join us as Shoe leads a focused workshop between 3-315pm at the beginning of our daily hookah offering to demystify hookah technique/science.

Hookahs and Smoky Bubbles
Swing by and join us for hookahs and smoky bubble tricks (bubble wands provided). Hookahs are upon request, but say hi, and we're happy to welcome you into our boutique lounge area and get you set up. For those who want more knowledge, hookah technique/science masterclass will be taught by Shoe from 3-3:15pm during the daytime sessions.

Sober Recovery Meetings
Burns can be a lot, but we're here to be a support for one another! We are a small camp of sober people, if you need a break please come by! We'll host meetings every day at 3pm, open to anyone wanting a chill sober hour or curious about 12 step programs. Message me on signal @soberbabe.72 and we can get a group going to support each other throughout the weekend and meet up more if you want! We are NOT a Glum Lot 😉
Tall Santa comes to Constellation
8-foot Santa and his sleigh will be delivering gifts and fun. Day and time is dependent on weather, and this is a random and roaming event.
Don't worry about naughty or nice status!
FLAKETOWN MAKES GRILLED CHEESE [4K HD] [HIGH QUALITY AUDIO] [toppings added]
Would the burn feel the same without getting a delicious grilled cheese sandwich from Flaketown? Bring your hungry, bring your semi-hungry, bring your friends, and bring a plate.
We've got GLUTEN FREE BREAD and VEGAN CHEESE in addition to our regular gluten filled and dairy cheeses.
Body bag sack races at Halloween Camp
If this is your bag, and a group is around, challenge them to a race to the death (or the finish line!)
Dirt du Jour Fire Circle, Aerials, and LED Flow Jam
Have you been itching to light up your props? Whether they’re fire or LED, come spin with us! We'll also have a dance cage and aerials! If you’re looking to spin fire, please find one of our on-duty fire deputies in order to be added to our cipher and guided through our protocol. Thursday is likely to be LED-only unless we get active interest, but come find us, and we can discuss. Bring your props if you have them, but we'll have some extras to share! Fire spinners bring firesafe clothes and your non-intoxicated self. Gas donations welcome!
Steaming hot towels
Yes- steamed towels- whenever we feel like it! we can steam your own towel. It’s almost like a shower.
New FEATURE community gift DEBUT- steamed towels on the go! We will randomly travel with our steamy towel via wagon at random times and places.

Gnomien team lift
sunrise coffee and tea to greet the day together. bring a mug, a seat, and desire to be happy. let the team lift your energy (aka caffeine etc).
















































































