Greetings, Earthling!
It has come to our attention that your mobile conveyance is, shall we say, a bit out of place in this ethereal realm. As you may be aware, vehicles must be explicitly authorized by the City Planning to grace the Playa. Any unauthorized transportation device is considered a VOOP, a vehicular aberration that disrupts the delicate balance of this sacred space.
Your fellow Burners have expressed their collective disapproval of this intrusion. The majestic northern squonk, during its biannual mating season, is particularly sensitive to such disturbances. Moreover, the elusive blue-crested mountain blaardvark may feel compelled to mark its territory in response to this perceived threat, a spectacle that none of us wish to witness.
As the MOOP finds its rightful place in the trash bin, so too must the VOOP be relegated to the parking lot. Kindly relocate your vehicle to its designated habitat without delay.
Yours truly,
The 2024 Constellation Burn Production Team
PS: Despite any levity above, we are serious. Get it to Parking as soon as you can!