2024 Hitchhiker’s Guide Event List

Experiment #6: The Ritual Get Down: … [Midnight – 1:15am] Dj Shaft XXL … [1:15am – 2:15am] Dj Illuminati Beatz … [2:15am – 3:15am] Dj Sasha … [3:15am – 4ish] Dj Wookie Wook … Bar open for experimentation.

Ever wanted to learn how to crochet? Come to Disaster Area! Cuddle Puppy will be teaching people how to crochet and will be serving coffee and some other breakfast treats. There will be hooks, yarn, beginner patterns, and a few crochet kits for beginners! Everyone is welcome even if you know how to crochet or if you do another craft!

If you have your own yarn or hooks bring them to use, if not there will be lots there!
Bring a chair or something to sit on if you desire, there will be a few at camp.
Bring a cup and a plate too!

Step by for some soothing sun protection! The ideal way to apply sunscreen is with a massage. Burn your burn, but don’t burn that skin! Melanin-friendly sunscreens available for our BIPOC friends too.

skin

Remember when you used to roll out of bed on Saturday morning, pour a bowl of sugary cereal, & flop down in front of the tv in your pajamas to watch cartoons? Re-visit those carefree weekend days with us! We’ll be showing cartoons, and we’ll have treats & libations influenced by your favorite cereals (alcohol available, but booze-free cereal is also an option). Just bring yourself, your pjs, and whatever helps you get that sweet crunchy goodness into your mouth!

Bring whatever implements will assist you in consuming cereal (cup, bowl, spoon, etc), your ID if you want your cereal boozy – your favorite pjs are optional!

Legit Turkish Coffee & Delights from a Legit Turk at Iguana Chill Camp; Look for The Turkish Flag!!🇹🇷

Their good energy !!

Come on down to Fetch and paint a little creature! The planters are provided, so are the paintbrushes and paint. Just bring your creativity and whimsy.

Whimsy

Come get your hot, sticky, moist, flakey pancakes at flaketown. Who knows what we did to get them this way.

Plates and utensils

A tournament of feats for challenge beads. Participants and spectators get to judge and award their beads to the winners.
Each round will last the duration of the corresponding original track from the concept album.
Enjoy the Doom Scroll and Brie-commodification at your leisure

Categories:
Feat of Body: Dancing
Feat of Mind: Puzzles
Feat of Funny: Jokes/Physical Humor
Feat of Kindness: Thank you letters
Feat of Undefined: Audience choice

Thematic dress encouraged.

Investment tins (if you have one already, and challenge beads–stars– if you have any.)

Welcome to the extremely official Constellation Stick Pony Championship. Riders will be able to ride some of the finest bred and trained stick ponies the area has to offer. The event will consist of a Western/Hunter Pleasure riding portion and a Ranch Trail obstacle style course. Awards will be given for best riding, enthusiasm and whatever the judge feels like!
More information can be found at Camp Soupercamp (#45)

Come on over and have some espresso and cold brew with some tip top babes over at the not creepy blue van!

A cup, and some sass

Come join us to write an irreverent or meaningful or nonsensical song! We’ll start with a few basic chords and work out a melody and lyrics and have a REAL song, played with REAL instruments. No songwriting experience necessary, this is a guided group activity!

Words, an instrument of your choice if you play

Come to Blue Intensity and sit with the Mom or Dad you wished you had and get what you need from them. Moms and Dads will just sit and listen to you, offer you advice if you want, or just give you the love and attention perhaps you never received. All of you is welcome in this magical space.

An open heart and mind, and thoughts of what you might want from a parent

Volunteering for Sanctuary? Interested? Please join our training for Sanctuary! We will be discussing radios, our manual/handbook, emergency situations, and how to help ourselves and others have a wonderful, fun-vibin’ time & Burn =) If you are volunteering, then THANK YOU!!! YOU’RE AMAZING!!! WE ADORE YOU!!! And joining this last training is mandatory if you did not attend Thursday’s 6pm or Friday’s 3pm training. Much love*~

Positive energy, something to sit on, something to take notes with if you like, hydration, a cup, warm clothing, snacks as needed, a place to put the swag we offer you, a new friend, your camp mate, peaceful vibes, and a hilarious joke. (I will ask for your joke!)

Green Your Burn camp will be collecting your recyclables this year! Drop off your EMPTY aluminum cans (please do not crush cans), food scraps for composting (can collect in paper bags), empty propane canisters, and vapes and e-cigs. Green Your Burn will be collecting materials F, Sa, Su 12 – 4 pm. Cans will be redeemed and/or bulk recycled in NY and proceeds will be donated back to 2025 Constellation art grants.

Recyclable materials for drop off: EMPTY uncrushed aluminum cans, food
scraps, empty 1 lb propane canisters, vapes/e-cigs

Want to help keep your fire-spinning friends safe? Learn how to be a fire safety!
Topics include:
-how to let spinners know if –oops!– they’re on fire!
-how to extinguish people and props with a fire blanket
-how to not get burned in the process
We’ll wrap up with a hands-on opportunity to practice extinguishing props and people, so please wear natural fibers like cotton or wool, not melty plastic ones like polyester or nylon!

JOiN usssSsSs for a meeting of the hearts, arms, and torsos as we discuss the dark art of giving and receiving hugs. We’ll start with a short discussion about the benefits and nuances of hugging, followed by sharing our favorite tips, tricks, and styles of hugging. Finally, we’ll participate in some hug practice with each other, incorporating what we’ve learned!
Give a hug. Get a hug. Welcome home. )’( Feel the wuv. <3

Dig those sexy black mesh shirts out and join us for a goth picnic. Bring a snack, drink or anything you’d like to share. We willl nibble on snacks and listen to tunes to the likes of Bauhaus. Please feel free to sen me song suggestions you would like to hear on the playlist.!

We will meet at Glow Babes Apothecary. If the event is bigger than our space, we will have a black parade to the Burnfield and set up there. Don’t forget to bring a blanket or chair. We may play some goth games but mostly lay around until the ennui takes us.

Food, snacks, drink, blanket or chair

This is an open 12 step meeting designed to be accessible to all programs.The only criteria for attendance is a desire to stop addictive behavior.12 step is first and foremost anonymous, therefore things discussed in the meeting may not be discussed outside the meeting with anyone who was not present.
This 12 step is not associated with any religion, creed, dogma, or organization and exists to offer a spiritual solution to recovery to those who seek it.

Yourself, just for today!

Are you ready for this years R.I.D.E. photoshoot?! Last year I did individual photos, but for this year, let’s get together for a big group shoot photographed by your lovely photographer, ME, for the RIDE committee. This program is exclusively for Black, Brown, Indigenous, Native American, Latina/e/o/x, Chicanx, Arab, Middle Eastern, North African, South Asian, Asian, Pacific Islander individuals.

So on Saturday at 1pm, please come by my camp at Balls go brrrr AF Village, for a group shoot, with individual shoots as well. Wear whatever you feel you look and feel the best in!!!

Your fine selves!

Like Cigars? Like Cuban music? Like aggressively sweet and caffeinated coffee? Put on your straw hat and fancy shirt as we listen to cubano music, smoke cigars, and enjoy the afternoon. Feel free to bring your own cigar, or we can provide you with one! Rum and coffee offered to pair.

Inspired by the Black Burner Project, we’re gathering BIPOC (Black, Indigenous, and People of Color) Burners for a group photo.

This includes those who identify as Black, Indigenous, Native American, Latine, Arab, MENASA (Middle Eastern, North African, South Asian), Asian, Pacific Islander, and other identities & communities of color, including biracial, multiracial, and other mixed-race folx.

You are enough. So come as you are or dress for the occasion if you’ve got a fit you’d like to rock. We’ll plan for a photo at 1:15pm, so arrive anytime before and stay to socialize after.

Can someone make me lunch with a fucking beet?!? The Pink ‘Roni Girls will be serving up pink macaroni and cheese paired with a special blend of boxed Red Wine Supernova. Made with beet powder (don’t worry, you can’t taste it), the mac and cheese will contain both dairy and gluten. NA drinks also available. We’d love it if you wore your very best pink outfits to lunch. Take your mac n’ cheese HOT TO GO! or hang out and dance at the club. Chappell Roan superfans and those just looking to keep it Casual are all welcome.

Participants should bring a vessel for the mac n’ cheese/wine and something pink to wear if they want!

Authentic Relating Games were created to give you a playbook for how to begin relating on an authentic level. Often communication starts and stops because we feel unsure about how to approach it, what to say, or what to ask. Turning communication into a game provides a guiding structure and set of agreements for everyone involved. This removes a lot of the stress and anxiety from connection, and adds in an inviting element of play.

Band ‘ten-HUT!
This place needs a Marching Band and Barrel Of Fun is damn well gonna give it to us!
Come out for Band Camp at BoF, Friday and Sat at 1pm. (then performance report at 7 on sat)
We’ll practice some old favorites and prepare to parade to the Burn, stopping at theme camps along the way for some PB&J (park, bark, and JAM).
Dont know your left from your right? NO PROBLEM!!! (this aint drum corps)
“Uniforms” will be provided (if you know us, you can probably guess). All are welcome! winds and percussion are encouraged!!!

A can-do attitude and ideally some sort of instrument.

Join us at Camp Field Trippin’ for a dazzling DIY experience and let your creativity BLOOM! Create your own fancy, silly, or wonderfully wacky corsages and boutonnieres to wear to our Glitz & Glam Homecoming Dance! We’ll supply magnetic boutonniere brooches, corsage wristlets, alligator clips & an array of fake flowers and fun adornments for you to create your own wearable art!

Artistic Inspiration!

Join Infinity for a deep meditation experience where your energy field will be cleared and balanced so you can achieve a state of energetic harmony. Your field will be cleared of obstructions, blocks and hexes. Once cleared we’ll shift the focus to raising our vibration and aligning with our highest vision for the future. We’ll visualize our futures and tap into the energetic signature of our highest timeline so we can merge and integrate it into our present.

Come with an open mind, water, a yoga mat or something to lay on and something to cover your eyes for the best experience.

Gather round ye young ghouls for zombie face painting! Will plan on bringing Free Candy to kidville with tasty treats.

Your face

“Show & Tell” Just like in grade school only different. Bring your homemade tactile & spanking toys to show & demonstrate them or just look at & play with some of ours. You will never look at Home Depot or the Housewares section of Asian Supermarkets the same way, again.

Homemade Toys, Homemade Toys, Homemade Toys, A chair if you like

Traveling the galaxy is exhausting. But if you have the right connections, it doesn’t have to be painful. Weary travelers take a load off in VIB’s exclusive Jet Set Power Lounge. Relive your summer adventures with worldly beats, your finest caftan and an Aperol spritz in hand. Please kindly make a reservation. And be sure to sign up for our most unique offering: the VIB passport. *** Visa approval subject to border security scrutiny and high standards***
Lounge hours approximate (Thursday evening, Saturday and Sunday afternoon)

A cup, frequent flyer card, a reservation.

Get ready to groove and to BUSta MOVE! Hop aboard our artsy “party bus” parade spreading hilarity, joy, and badass beats as we jam through camps “picking up” unsuspecting participants and igniting spontaneous disco get-downs along our ride. It’s a roving rave turning the entire burn into one big dance party! Meet at Camp Bussed 2 Move at 2 to roll out with these funky riders. We will hit the gas no later than 2:15, or don’t miss your stop to get swept up along the way!

dancing shoes

Be Our Guest at TAC’s Broadway and Disney Singalong. Because We’re All In This Together. Whether we’re Defying Gravity or Under the Sea, we want to be a Part Of Your World. So Don’t Lose Ur Head, we’ll try to make sure you’re Satisfied by the time we’re done.

All are welcome to attend this one, but we’re looking to focus on more intermediate stuff like sadistic floor ties, partial suspensions, predicament ties, things of that nature. This is meant to be more of skill share for people who play with those kinds of rope, this is not a formal “class”

Rope, something comfy to sit on, and a sadistic or masochistic state of mind.

Beatz, Bendz and Brewz…. A Sound camp’s version of yoga. Beatz on the system, Bendz in the yard, followed by Brewz from our in-house distiller. Give back to your body so you can shake your booty again tonight. (remember hydrate)

A yoga mat or towel would be helpful, all abilities are welcome. Fill your water bottle too… and don’t forget to hydrate

Join us for a sweet and playful adventure where a brave volunteer goes topless on the table, becoming the ultimate dessert platter!
Whipped cream, berries, and a whole lot of fun—your challenge? Indulge without using your hands. It’s a feast for the senses… and your sweet tooth! 😋
Rain date: same time on Sunday

Appetite

Are you craving a small slice of Hell during your week of heaven? Well we at Spoopyisle have you covered! At our Hellaverse Happy Hour, we’ll be singing along to the soundtracks of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss and generally gushing about these two great shows! Come dressed as your favorite character or at least with a smile. Remember, you’re never fully dressed without one 😈

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter in the ocean? Come find out when you join us to sample our interpretive artisanal pairings for America’s favorite sandwich.
Allergy warning: This event will have peanuts, tree nuts, possibly soy, possibly milk, and definitely gluten.

Your bring the bread, we’ll bring the cheese. It’s Stingray and Extra Medium’s 5 year wedding anniversary, come celebrate with us by letting us make you grilled cheese! Come wish them well and enjoy a *gourmet* grilled cheese. If gluten free, please come early and BYOBread so we don’t contaminate the griddle before you can partake. Vegan options available as supplies lasts.

Come impress the mysterious dutchmen of the Trick VAN Winkle with your weird human talent. Take the stage – if you are convincingly weird you will receive a transcendental potion from our magic Van in return. Non-alcoholic / kid-friendly options will be available during this afternoon session that is intended for all ages.

your own potion cup + a weird human trick or talent to showcase

Bring anything you consider an instrument to BoF and participate in some spontaneous, directionless, and sometimes atonal, communal music making.
The galaxy’s most “called barrel of fun” Noise Camp brings the phonics once again for what is sure to be, according to inside sources, one of the musical events of the weekend.
All talent levels welcome!
3:02pm daily (yay delaware)

Something that makes noise.

French fries – russet potatoes, vinegar, bone broth, salt, lard.
Gravy – beef and chicken bone broths, mirepoix, butter, flour.
Curds – white cheddar cheese curds.

Feeling especially bratty today?? Come dance it out with the ghoulies! Get down to music from all the baddest witches while we sip our pink drinks and give everyone else the stink-eye. Wear pigtails and fishnets, or whatever compliments your ghoulish figure <3 All ghouls, cryptids, monsters, and burners welcome, but expect explicit lyrics. Bring a cup for beverages, you bad, baaaad ghoul!

Glitter and a bad attitude

Do you, too, suffer from Cenosilicaphobia— fear of an empty glass? Bring your lonely mug by and we’ll put your fears to rest. We’re serving up a number of house-made kegged beers, two radlers (lemonade mixed with beer? Whaaat? Trust us, those Germans know how to drink!) and a couple brand spankin’ new ciders (Basic B!tch and Peachy Keen!) Not to mention a secret bottle spread of all our favorite meads. All of our offerings were brewed by on-site camp members, with love, for YOU. So come fill your empty glass with us! (We have a nonalcoholic seltzer bar w syrups too!

This is the Brewz part of LoveLab’s “Beatz, Bendz and Brewz”: The happy hour after Yoga Flow with Joey Fabulous. Get your stretch on with Joey at 3pm. Then starting at 4pm, drink up some rye-based cocktails, Manhattan’s, Old Fashioneds and others. Party ’til dusk, shutting down for the Effigy.

Come with your cup and your dignity. Be sure to leave with your cup.

Do you get a thrill out of making people laugh? Have you got a joke? Perhaps you’ve written a poem that will tickle our funny bones? Or maybe you have a ridiculous passage from a book you want to share? Then Prepare your puns, dust off your embarrassing stories, and let hilarity reign! Whether you’re a seasoned quipster or a first-time jester, hop on our stage and become the class clown! Come prove to your friends that you are actually funny and not just full of hot air!

Jokes Jokes & More Jokes!!!!

Do you get a thrill out of making people laugh? Have you got a joke? Perhaps you’ve written a poem that will tickle our funny bones? Or maybe you have a ridiculous passage from a book you want to share? Then Prepare your puns, dust off your embarrassing stories, and let hilarity reign! Whether you’re a seasoned quipster or a first-time jester, hop on our stage and become the class clown! Come prove to your friends that you are actually funny and not just full of hot air!

Jokes Jokes & More Jokes!!!!

Dance it out to the beat, release and get ready for Saturday night!

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Want to learn how to play the world’s gayest stringed instrument? We have loaners and can teach you all the basics. Come learn how to strum some chords and stay for the following play-along/jam! If you’ve always thought you wanted to learn to play an instrument but felt like you didn’t have what it takes, let us prove you wrong. <3

bring a uke if you have your own, or borrow one of ours!

Bring your creativity and imagination. Meet some new friends. Come sketch, color or draw with us and take your work home with you. There will be an open, fluid and dynamic discussion about anything for adults.
Adult coloring books, sketchpads, supplies and subjects provided.

Bring yourself and your conversation.

All friends who are friends of the greenery come hang in a hammock and get down. BYOW

BYOW

Stop by Camp Tasty for our traditional post-420 pot luck party to chow down on a variety of munchies and delectable delights, both sweet and salty! Munchies are a menace plaguing the playa – and Camp Tasty is here to help! This event begins at 4:21pm sharp!

Your plate, bowl, utensils etc.

Come get your hot, sticky, gooey, flakey grilled cheeses at Flaketown. Who knows what we did to get them this way.

Plates

This all-levels friendly jam is a bit different than most. Lyrics and chords (with ukulele chord diagrams!) will be displayed on our screen while you play and sing along with the group to popular songs! Even students from our beginner class will be able to play along. Bring your own instruments or borrow one of our ukes or drums! We also usually have a guitar or two laying around to share. We also love for folks to sing along, even if you don’t play!

Any instrument you know how to play, or just your voice!

Oooooo so many good things to play with here how can we choose just a few? Let’s find out how we can overwhelm our senses. Or deprive the body of them.

Something comfy to sit on, something fun to share be it a fun toy, or something that gives your body weird tingles.

Come shoot the shit and have a beer with Beardo, where laughter and questionable wisdom flow freely. Ever wonder if you should do that thing? Is it best to go left or right? Is it me, hi, am I the problem it’s me? Beardo will definitely give you the wrong answer. Enjoy a lively atmosphere, misguided advice, and good company — with the guy who has been through it all!

A cup

Dig into a feast fit for a pack of hungry velociraptors! Jurassic Tarp is back with dino nuggets and cheese & mac (contains more cheese than mac). Served while supplies last.

food vessel

Oooooo so many good things to play with here how can we choose just a few? Let’s find out how we can overwhelm our senses. Or deprive the body of them.

Something comfy to sit on, something fun to share be it a fun toy, or something that gives your body weird tingles.

Fly by and grab a cup of warm caramel apple spice to warm your bones.

A drinking vessel

Come out to the Burn Field early! FirePony board members will be hanging out at the effigy from 6pm to 8pm to talk with community members. Board nominations are open! What does that even mean? Come chat with us and see what we are all about!

Come and cleanse your soul by freeing yourself of one confession, and let our mixology vicars choose the perfect cocktail to absolve you. When the gong rings, church is in session.

Bring your own cup, as well as your juiciest confession.

Join us for fresh out of the oven pizza with all kinds of toppings. Vegan and gluten free will be available upon request. Come hang around for a bit.

Plate or not, as it is finger food

Band ‘ten-HUT!
This place needs a Marching Band and Barrel Of Fun is damn well gonna give it to us!
Come out for Band Camp at BoF, Friday and Sat at 1pm. (then performance report at 7 on sat)
We’ll practice some old favorites and prepare to parade to the Burn, stopping at theme camps along the way for some PB&J (park, bark, and JAM).
Dont know your left from your right? NO PROBLEM!!! (this aint drum corps)
“Uniforms” will be provided (if you know us, you can probably guess). All are welcome! winds and percussion are encouraged!!!

A can-do attitude and ideally some sort of instrument.

The big event of the weekend! Times are approximate – arrive early to settle in, and it’s over when Fire Safety releases the perimeter.

A blanket or stool for sitting wouldn’t be a bad idea.

Come spin with us at o’dark 30ish till we are exhausted. We will spin after the burns not during.

Your sober self and fire props

Come stop by the Camp Du Jour/Dirt Go Brrr collective and spin fire with us while our DJs rock the dance floor! Full fuel dump setup provided, with deputies that will walk through the process. Fuel donations welcome.

Fire props, fire safe clothing, non-diminished motor function, possibly fuel

Zookeeper KASPR makes his first appearance at Constellation. If you haven’t already seen his performances, you’re in for a WILD treat. KASPR brings not just a finely crafted electronic music performance, but most importantly, a LIVE-light-synced show performance to make a deeply cinematic experience. The performances will keep you in awe for hours with hundreds of hours of rehearsal shining through. Start time is after the effigy burn. (This is a PG-13 set, with little lyrical references not suitable for children). Come as a friendly burner, and leave as a friendly ghost.

Ears, eyes, dancing shoes

After the burn come join us for a taste of Japan’s favorite handheld snack – the Onigiri! Soft clouds of rice, filled with your choice of carnivorous or vegetarian delights, perfectly pressed into everyone’s favorite 3-sided shape and wrapped in a blanket of crispy seaweed. Search high not low to find the magical rectangular cart where we’ll be serving these tasty triangles.

Hint: we’ll be near the warp circle!

Come sing-along with the amazingly campy and gory horror-musical movie, Repo! the Genetic Opera! Get an organ or two replaced, hear Blind Mag sing – along with a cast of eclectic characters, and find the GraveRobber, who may have a glowing shot of Zydrate for you… But best make sure all your debts are paid, lest the Repo Man come and find you. Cosplay of your favorite character is highly encouraged! See you at the Opera!

Cup for other bar drinks

Join us after the burn and let’s Dance the night away to our DJ’s funky beats!! Put on your fanciest gown, tuxedo or birthday suit and meet us at Camp Field Trippin’. Don’t forget your corsage or boutonniere! And make sure you stop by our bar for some classic spiked punch! Bring your date or go stag, pony or monkey! We don’t care as long as you come looking as fly as you feel!

A cup, fancy attire & dancing shoes!

Cpt Rumble Bear, Lt Tuff Pup and their ship’s AI Joey are joining their major allies on the edge of Earth’s solar system. Welcome to the remote solar outpost for Ursa Major, located Deep in Uranus. Welcome representatives of the free worlds! Tonight we party, tomorrow we plan our next move.

Interstellar Entertainment Line-up: [Burn30 – 11:30pm] Dj mTp … [11:30 – 1am] Dj Teak … [1am – 2am] Dj Vulpine … [2am – 3am] Dj Illuminati Beatz … [3am-4am] Dj Jason Boyd.

Hot tea, fire pit, and live music late into the night on Friday and Saturday evenings!

Cup or we dump hot tea straight into your mouth.

Come impress the mysterious dutchmen of the Trick VAN Winkle with your weird human talent. Take the stage – if you are convincingly weird you will receive a transcendental potion from our magic Van in return. Our DJs will be playing otherworldly tunes from the realms of House, Disco, Techno & Elektro. During this late-night session, drinks will flow until we run out for the day, but the music will keep going – so come early and dance away into the night!

your own potion cup + a weird human trick or talent to showcase